2 hours to go (862 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.6 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BigBear (View user info) at 2003-05-30 10:47:12 EDT
God damn I hate work, I mean really really hate work with a passion, why couldn't I have been born one of the landed gentry? never needing to sully myself with the W word and certainly not needing to spend four quarters of my day on Uber.
The big question now is how can I waste the last two hours of my day? i've had a pub lunch and so am slightly buzzed and am now faced with the hoffifying prospect of TWO HOURS to go, to add insult to injury most of my friends have already phoned to let me know that their already in the pub...
So I put it to you, Faithful Uber users, how do I squander my afternoon?
One and three quarter hours to go!
PEACE
is better than pie, but i'd rather have a piece of Pie
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Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-05-31 19:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is that guy in the pic?
oooolaalaa
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-30 22:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then do it again. No better feeling than tokin up, peaking, then tokin again. Unless you have access to a nice cigar and tequila. Puff, puff, shot.
I love the weekends.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-05-30 21:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get stoned
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-05-30 12:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My idea sucks! i'm so bored that I just offered a co-worker £100 if he could arrange for me to leave early, the problems are as follows:
1: Its sunny, a rarity in the UK
2: My friends are in the pub and I am not
3: Work in general is boring and demeaning
24 mins to go... 23 and a half (i'm a slow typer)... 23
If I had a time machine I'd spend my entire life fast forwarding workdays.
22
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-05-30 11:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've hit upon an idea, i'm gonna sit and stare out of the window and just smile and nod if anyone talks to me.
Simple but effective
+2 for me staring into space
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-30 10:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
T-shirt hell rocks.
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-05-30 10:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way (if anyones interested) that is the T-shirt hell "I fucking hate" T-Shirt, which I wear when feeling tough or stupid (I'm both)
x-x
Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-05-30 10:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry for the Red-eye, honestly I'm not a demon!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-05-30 10:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do some research on how to remove red-eye from pictures.