'A Year And A Day' Wazza! (1073 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.44 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2006-01-12 03:39:14 EST
Dont sleep with her,for a year and a day(to save confusion him or her.thank you for your understanding in this matter)
Or hold her body,or she holds yours,for a year and a day.
Dont hold her hand ,for a year and a day.
Then you are clean!
Dont think lustfull thoughts for a year and a day.
Dont look at porno. for a year and a day.
Then you will find true love.
Dont tell her what to wear,or she tells you,for a year and a day.
Then you will find true love.
Dont pull your dick,for a year and a day.
Then you will find true love.
Dont kiss her mother ,for a year and a day.
Or get drunk with her old man,for a year and a day.
Then you will find true love.
Dont give her money,for a year and a day.
Then you will find true love.
When yesterdays guilt is added to tomorrows anxiety our backs break and our legs weaken,
Its easier to live one day at a time!Wazza.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-12 08:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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I have nothing against TigerLilly, but DON'T DO IT, WAZZA! Retain your mystique!
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I agree, you're like that dude who wanders aimlessly in the desert for several years, appearing only to dispense wisdom then its back to the desert with you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-12 08:01:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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I have nothing against TigerLilly, but DON'T DO IT, WAZZA! Retain your mystique!
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ACK! I AM SO TORN!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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OMG that would be fucking awesome
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-12 20:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-12 20:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:02:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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Wow, Melvin and I have this much influence?
yes. yes you do. get ready.
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Did you hear that Mel? Quick, what else do you think we could get Soapy Tits to do?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-12 17:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so you're like woody allen right?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:05:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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YES!
YES!
OH GOD YES!!!
That would be the greatest TMI evar!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-12 10:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<puts on best Homer Simpson voice>
Mmmm, jailbait.
<drool>
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 09:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She has a big pretty mouth Wazza...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 09:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks familiar...I believe I did her - ladies room - Ritz Carlton - NYC- circa 1997.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-12 09:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wazza is wise-zza
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-12 08:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deep.
Not the fountain in the picture, the thoughts in the post.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-12 08:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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I have nothing against TigerLilly, but DON'T DO IT, WAZZA! Retain your mystique!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-12 06:54:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-12 06:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
how much did she set you back Waz ?
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no doubt much less than the $180 for fifty minues us poor wretches in canberra are forced to pay
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-12 06:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wazza = figjam
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-12 06:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how much did she set you back Waz ?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-12 06:03:00 EST (#)
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When yesterdays guilt is added to tomorrows anxiety our backs break and our legs weaken
this is a great line wazza
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-12 06:01:41 EST (#)
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No no Joe, its all go,.just took a while to get there.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-12 05:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me thinks you got bailed by joy's oldies
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:54:09 EST (#)
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hooray for wazza!
GREAT JOY TO ALL!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:02:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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Wow, Melvin and I have this much influence?
yes. yes you do. get ready.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not following Wazza. Fuck it, I'll wait for someone else to post.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep on groomin
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Whish, be great to catch up.kiss and hug.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When yesterdays guilt is added to tomorrows anxiety our backs break and our legs weaken,
Its easier to live one day at a time!Wazza.
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~~Priest of nothing~~
{Meant to tell you ,your pic from your last post ,you have a face that makes me feel very happy and carefre ,like speling incorectualy .my boyfiend and his friends were going to Aus. before Katrina for surffin ,but they postphonedd trip til later. but ,when they go I'm coming ,maybe we'll get too hang out. Ill bring my cam and make post aboout it.} ~~~kisses
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
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Wow, Melvin and I have this much influence?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 04:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza e-mail me TMI.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enquiring minds want to know??? E-mail me.
patscheerlder.at.aol.com
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love wazza.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fountainhead??
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:46:29 EST (#)
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Ha ha ha ha its sooooooooo hard to do man.gota be a laugh.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going in my wedding vows.