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Severe SPT: Do the AMPAM (1350 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.52 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-12 11:18:14 EST


Google image and text search for AMPAM. Happy SPT Orgasmatron and Scourge.

do the AMPAM.JPG (76 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i DONT GET IT

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You haven't been around here long, but I like you. I think you're growing on me.

Like a tumor.

A tumor of Happiness.

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-12 21:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't even know

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:34:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:29:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
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That was so fucking arousing. I'm finger banging myself right now.
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I just came in my waste bin at work because I told someone they were fired. +2 for my orgasm.
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Why did you fire me, you fucking asshat!!!???!!! Yes, it's me.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:34:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:29:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
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That was so fucking arousing. I'm finger banging myself right now.
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I just came in my waste bin at work because I told someone they were fired. +2 for my orgasm.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:29:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
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That was so fucking arousing. I'm finger banging myself right now.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm starting to really enjoy shitfuck's work around here.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:19:34 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:17:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd probably fuck you in the mouth.

Just so I could tell your mom.
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This will not be news to her. Try harder.
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I would rape you with my cock, then take an aborted fetus and shove it inside your pussy. Then jam my dick in your ass and make an 8 year old Philipino boy eat the aborted fetus out of your love wallet while I drizzled hot sauce all over your back and made a sandwich by putting two pieces of bread around your hair and soaked the hot sauce up and ate it. Then I would call over Confuzitron and he would slap you in the face with his penis so hard it left a penis shaped bruise there. You're husband would come in and be like "What the fuck are you doing?" And I'd say "GET HIM NOW PETER PAN!" And then Peter Pan and tinkerbell would jump out of hiding and double team your husband, making him take the 12 inch 'Black Rocket' in his ass and then tinkerbell would climb into his ass and go all the way to his chest and explode out of it. I would grab his heart and rub it in your face while skull fucking your ear and scream "LICK HIS HEART BITCH!" and then when I spooge in your ear it would blow a fucking hole in your head where I would get 6 gay midgets to piss inside the cavity in your head. All this would be videotaped.

Has your mom seen something like that?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Dad?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:17:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd probably fuck you in the mouth.

Just so I could tell your mom.
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This will not be news to her. Try harder.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd probably fuck you in the mouth.

Just so I could tell your mom.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:02:27 (#)
Ranking: -1

Good for you, pal.

Mrs. Shlongy, ummmm, doesn't lately.

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Yes she does, just not to you, but I'm getting a little sick of her now.



If you weren't going to use them I figured someone should.

I'm just trying to follow in your footsteps Shlong.
______________________

MistressFist- I'll come to NJ and eat it.



Off your ass.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Good for you, pal.

Mrs. Shlongy, ummmm, doesn't lately.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 13:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

I make a kick ass chocolate pecan pie.
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Will you make me one?
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I guess I would have to mail it, and I'm not sure how that would taste.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

I make a kick ass chocolate pecan pie.
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Will you make me one?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy SPT MF

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:49:54 (#)
Ranking: -1

That doesn't surprise me that you caught a woodrow, scourge, considering the last time you got some actual living, breathing pussy was probably 4 years ago...if even then.

I need visual stimulation...like a nice shot of our author's slice.
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Awww, Shlongy, you done gone and hurt ma little feelings. mrs. scourge puts out regularly, thank you very much.
















<insert line where Shlongy says: yes she does, just not to you. --or-- yes, but I'm getting a little sick of her now.>

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I make a kick ass chocolate pecan pie.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:42:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm on lunch break.

The top right picture. MMMmmm, cartoon-ey love train. Me likey.

Shlongy, you, my old and wrinkled friend are jealous. This is rapey love at it's best.

Seriously, I got massive wood just from the title.


That doesn't surprise me that you caught a woodrow, scourge, considering the last time you got some actual living, breathing pussy was probably 4 years ago...if even then.

I need visual stimulation...like a nice shot of our author's slice.


Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

happy SPT.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm on lunch break.

The top right picture. MMMmmm, cartoon-ey love train. Me likey.

Shlongy, you, my old and wrinkled friend are jealous. This is rapey love at it's best.

Seriously, I got massive wood just from the title.



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Your fixation with the acronym AMPAM is reason for concern.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I thought that I told you that my balls are clean shaven...You need evidence?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:13:54 (#)
Ranking: -1

This wasn't interesting in the least, toots.

+1 back at you for your taste in old men.

PS. Needs more snatch.
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It's ShitPT, not SnatchPT.

Yes, I do loves me some old grey furry balls.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-12 12:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This wasn't interesting in the least, toots.

+1 back at you for your taste in old men.

PS. Needs more snatch.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely some interracial railroading action in the pic in the upper right.
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That was my favorite picture. It all looked so inclusive. I'm an equal opportunity AMPAMmer...except for those fucking dirty Mexicans.

Did I type that out loud?

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more Mayor McCheese

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely some interracial railroading action in the pic in the upper right.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needed more references to Burnt Face Man.


And rape.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn you google. That's the last time I search "MistressFists tits"

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All Natural All the time!
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Oh man it is thursday isn't it.

Fuck I hate thursday.

-1 because you didn't include me. Filthy whore.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-12 11:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I feel like chocolate.


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