Someone help me out here... (841 hits)
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Submitted by TWEAK (View user info) at 2006-01-12 22:53:41 EST
What's the 't' for??????????
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Orgasmatrons incredible poem saves this from a -2.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron, you are a talented mo of.
You should seriously be making money from being able to come up with that stuff. There is an aussie poet who writes in a fairly similar (but more blatantly Aussie) style called Rupert McCall. Try googling him. He is well famous, and does appearances on TV shows, luncheons and the like. I'll cease my rambling now.
Spread your poetic-ness to the masses O'tron!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmatron has got to be a clever AI program. You almost passed the Turing test, but not quite my digital friend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
there are never a terrorist when need one
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron?
You are amazing.
Submitted by BloatedYak (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's the "t" for...
You're talking about the typo in your handle, right?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron?
You are amazing.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmatron rules.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 01:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"What's the T for daddy?" asked the daughter with a grin
Noticing the tattoed letter on her father's skin,
Smoothing out her hair, the father tucked her into bed,
Kissed her softly on the brow then cleared his throat and said:
"T is for Theresa, which was your dear mother's name,"
"The mommy up in heaven?" asked the girl, "The very same.
We were high school sweethearts and our love ran deep and wide,
After graduation day I took her for my bride,
Built we both this little house and filled it up with love,
Then we had a daughter who the Lord sent from above."
"Hey, that's me! the girl giggled, smiling with her eyes,
"Yes it was, my lovely dear," the father did reply,
"Soon thereafter Mommy died, we told you she was ill,
But now I think it's time I told the truth. I think I will.
See, your mommy, once you came, began to change and change,
She did things that were naughty and she did things that were strange,
She argued lots with Daddy and she always raised her voice,
I want to tell you honestly - I didn't have a choice.
I tried to teach her lessons, but your mommy wouldn't learn
And over time a little flame inside your daddy burned,
The flame became a fire when I came home once from work:
I found your mommy wrestling with Mr. Joe Dunkirk,
Both of them were very naughty, naughty and no good,
Daddy gave them both Time Outs, the biggest one he could,
Mr. Dunkirk went away, and your sweet mommy too
And soon thereafter I went out and got this 'T' tattooed,
I did it to remind me that with beauty there comes pain
That sometimes you get sunshine but more often you get rain,
I did it to remind me of the love we used to share
And did it, in a way, to keep a little cross to bear.
Hush now, dearest, rest your eyes, it's late and dark about,
Listen to your daddy now...or you'll get a Time Out."
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-01-13 00:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to rate this badly. It could have been a good bible-basher-bashing joke, if the photo had worked.
But it didn't, so you're going to get kicked up the anus.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-13 00:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
0 bytes?
byte the Big one
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-13 00:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Time to kill yourself.
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah umm die
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I see enough.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:03:46 (#)
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Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:03:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't see anything
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:03:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't see anything
Submitted by coocoocachoo (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't see anything