Method... (2499 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.87 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2006-01-13 01:57:19 EST
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I jacked off to this.
More than once.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY QUEBECOIZ
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the post and some of the comments but wtf?:
"Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:40:53 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:39:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
A little gay but what the fuck do I care, I'm dating a stripper that likes to lick my asshole.
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Now THIS is a story that must be shared!
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My ex-girlfriend would lick my asshole too, if I Naired my asscrack prior the act of course.
It is pretty arousing to be honest. "
She's worried about hair when she's licking your cornhole?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
non, c'est vous qui est le génie mon petit pois
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=23113
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C'est manifique!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
when i'm caul's age i want a job that let's me have his hair and lack of dresscode.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tears of laughter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why would i know that?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so did Method get banned?
Submitted by Trojan (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I love you
Submitted by nunyabiznaz (user info) at 2006-01-16 01:44:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-14 18:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulaincourt vous devriez juste venir au Poconos et apporter votre fille avec vous. Ou lui avez-vous dit au sujet de vous d'hantise étrange d'Internet ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-14 18:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:41:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOT THINK CAULAINCOURT IS GAY.
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He is a fascinating and wonderful individual with much to offer each and every person he encounters. I can only hope to one day be as well rounded and thoughtful a person as he is.
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anything more you want to add you obsessive little internet reject?
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-13 20:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes yes yes
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:41:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOT THINK CAULAINCOURT IS GAY.
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He is a fascinating and wonderful individual with much to offer each and every person he encounters. I can only hope to one day be as well rounded and thoughtful a person as he is.
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you don't have to be gay to want METHOD'S COCK FETA.
Right?!?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GHEY CANADIENZ
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Caul's a Quebecor, silly.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GHEY CANADIENZ
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:34:19 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:50:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA, WTF IS THAT?
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I got a mental image in my head and that was the most fun way I could think of to express it.
(Comments refer to http://www.ubersite.com/m/71621)
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm....I've never wanted to be a computer monitor so bad in my whole life.
Method inside me and Caul about to lick me...
<regurgitates>
God damn it! You two owe me $2.80 for my breakfast.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FAGS!!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not a fag. I just play one on tv.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadley, you're a fucking fag
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is the love, Teeph? After all the tech supporting I have done, after the spyware problems I have solved, you still have to point out my blatant paleness?
That is so cold, sailor...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:37:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
[snip some crap I don't care about]
Are you on drugs, Teeph? I'm the most unreliable person alive. If you catch me on a bad day, I want everyone and everything to die, then be trampled into the dust by a bunch of stampeding Moose-lims.
If you catch me on a good day, however, I want everyone to get along, if if that means either Caul and Method have to goatse themselves.
Reliable... Nigga please.
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Well, then I guess you just have bad days on a fairly reliable basis.
And, don't call me nigga, whitey.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeanneee:
would you toss Caulaincourt's salad?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THIS IS SO HOT
I <3 GAY SEX
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:57:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
[snip some crap I don't care about]
This is remarkable not only because Hadley tends to be one of Uber's most reliable barometers of negative public opinion, but also because I was right there with him, wishing the best for the happy couple, and I hate and want to kill(read: fear) all homasexshules because I live in the Midwest.
[snip more crap I don't care about]
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Are you on drugs, Teeph? I'm the most unreliable person alive. If you catch me on a bad day, I want everyone and everything to die, then be trampled into the dust by a bunch of stampeding Moose-lims.
If you catch me on a good day, however, I want everyone to get along, if if that means either Caul and Method have to goatse themselves.
Reliable... Nigga please.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe if you're lucky he'll come up to visit, and you can post a picture of his nipple in your mouth.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Homo-licious
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAH HA HA HA HA HAAA!!
Well fucking done.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
smack_fuck, I remember you as a witty man.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy are you seeing this?
Caulaincourt has done ass-to-mouth.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitfuck - You go ahead and kiss a girl after something like that? Ever? """
I did. But shitfuck is an anglophone, so maybe he's more classy (read: frigid).
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man of few words...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh dear God.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:36:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking knew it was just a matter of time.
Move to MA so you two can get married. It'll be cute.
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Sometimes, something I read on Uber actually stops me in my tracks and makes me think, "Wow." The above-referenced quote is one such thing . . . and I believe that it is an incredible testiment to the healing power of this post.
With this post, not only do you have Method and Caulaincourt coming (I'm not even going to venture into "punny" alternative spellings here) together to get past their historical greivances for some hot, hot man on man action, but you also have someone like Hadley here saying, "You go girls! Ubersite wants you to be happy together! And oh, where are you registered?"
This is remarkable not only because Hadley tends to be one of Uber's most reliable barometers of negative public opinion, but also because I was right there with him, wishing the best for the happy couple, and I hate and want to kill(read: fear) all homasexshules because I live in the Midwest.
Truly, this is one of the most magical posts on all of Uber.
To the happy couple, I would like to say:
Caul - You can do better.
Method - Even if Caul blew a guy once, I'm pretty sure that shaving your chest is gayer than that. Fag.
Shitfuck - You go ahead and kiss a girl after something like that? Ever?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will gladly volunteer my time and video camera to help bring Brokeback Uber to a Independent Film Festival near you.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best Reply...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:09:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Brokeback Uber"
Starring..............
Well, you know.
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The +2 is for Cock Feta. I mean really...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:39:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
A little gay but what the fuck do I care, I'm dating a stripper that likes to lick my asshole.
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Now THIS is a story that must be shared!
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My ex-girlfriend would lick my asshole too, if I Naired my asscrack prior the act of course.
It is pretty arousing to be honest.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
A little gay but what the fuck do I care, I'm dating a stripper that likes to lick my asshole.
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Now THIS is a story that must be shared!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a touching and heartfelt cry for peace. I hope that the two of you can fuck your troubles away.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking knew it was just a matter of time.
Move to MA so you two can get married. It'll be cute.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been working for almost 24h, for some reason listening to the same old gay song over and over (http://mp3.ipamf.net/california.mp3) and I'm starting to stutter when people talk to me.
This post looks weird now that I look at it.
ramblee, ramblah, pipi, caca!
0asdf
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A little gay but what the fuck do I care, I'm dating a stripper that likes to lick my asshole.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i actually laughed out loud. good thing no one else is in the office yet.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fabulous
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the first image I saw when I woke up this morning.
No matter how long I showered, I still felt kind of dirty. I like that.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I saw the title with the Romance symbol next to it, I said to myself "I'm gonna +2 this" and yep, I did.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:53:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look awful in that first picture, Caul, like an A-rab. I can't be seen in public with an A-rab. Sorry lover.
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You shave your chest, I get tanned in salons. We're mutually gay, baby!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<offers Apollo a spot of tea and an even intellectual trade of <masturbates furiously> and <ejaculates> >
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates> ""
<sues>
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If the shoe fits...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure what this says about me, but the phrase "cock feta" just got you this +2.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look awful in that first picture, Caul, like an A-rab. I can't be seen in public with an A-rab. Sorry lover.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA..you fag!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And all this time you gave me shit when I called you a fag....
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I'M SO JEALOUS!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Brokeback Uber"
Starring..............
Well, you know.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Moving
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHA!
HI- Larious
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I consider you both to be poster children for a turkish prison.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is goddamned motherfucking hilarious.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:13:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
file name
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do start over again, and post video.
Submitted by BloatedYak (user info) at 2006-01-13 03:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
redskiessomething - might as well play along. I chose method especially for that reason. Because he's been so quick on the gay insults...
...AND BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A CHARMING PIECE OF GREEK ASS!! I WANT HIS COCK FETA!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Weren't you all 'why do people think I'm gay" recently? I think this could be the darkest humour, within which, there is a desperate cry for 'bum me hard and rapid.'
Funny though
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Good Lord, Caul!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
file name
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't think of a witty comment.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viva Italia!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filename
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-13 02:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment