What creeps me out more than anything in the world. (1598 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-01-13 04:40:54 EST
Recently there have been a few posts about ideal/non ideal partners. Belle boiled the 'what is attractive in a person' down to one thing. Eyebrows.
At first I thought this was overly simplistic - to be so turned off by one feature. I mean this isn't like one tit much bigger than the other, this is eyebrows. (or eyebrow if you are the proud possessor of a 'monobrow')
After reading the post I tried to think if there was one thing that really bugged me, and nothing really sprang to mind. What did spring to mind was a vague feeling that somewhere, *something* did really bug me.
Being slightly obsessive, I sat down and thought about it for a while, coming up with the following 3 items.
1. Bonk eyes worry me. You know that half squint, or even worse, the boggle eyed 'obtuse angle' look. This makes you feel like you have something wrong with your shoulders.
2. Weird ears - I'm looking at *you* Natalie Portman! Go do a search, it looks like the prosthesis from Reservoir Dogs when Stealers Wheel accompanies a razor job.
Now these things bother me a bit, but there is one thing that gives me the screaming jibblies.
3. Giant gums.
I'm talking about the over extended gums that look like a red cliff. Usually attached to mouth planks that the bearer calls teeth, these frightening monsters attract my horrified fascination.
Look at them! They have more teeth, more gums, more mouth than anyone else. Their lips don't cover their gums, they have a huge mass of gumminess on display, proudly demonstrating that they have MORE GUMS THAN YOU.
They just make my skin creep.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:10:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-22 07:52:54 EDT (#)
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I have not got a clear enough picture to be able to make a one way or the other decision.
Kindly send a picture so that I may judge.
And don't try and photoshoppery - I am a dark master in its arts.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-10 01:02:52 EDT (#)
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You hate my eyebrows, don't you?
DON'T YOU????
*weeeeep*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-29 05:45:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-29 05:44:47 (#)
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yEAH if I couod even rad Id give a shit. Fuck ou
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:35:52 EST (#)
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depilatory.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:17:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:07:30 (#)
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Belle boiled the 'what is attractive in a person' down to one thing. Eyebrows.
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My mom gets me to pluck her eyebrows 'cause she doesn't "trust the mirror." I guess I'm a mother plucker. {I know, that was bad.} But I'll pluck anyone. Just ask me nicely, I'll be plucking you silly.
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I shall consider you for all my depilidatory needs. I think I spelt that wrong. So plucking what?
oh god...
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:07:30 EST (#)
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Belle boiled the 'what is attractive in a person' down to one thing. Eyebrows.
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My mom gets me to pluck her eyebrows 'cause she doesn't "trust the mirror." I guess I'm a mother plucker. {I know, that was bad.} But I'll pluck anyone. Just ask me nicely, I'll be plucking you silly.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:35:56 EST (#)
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go read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82529
i think it's really good
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:01:50 EST (#)
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"I'm shaking my head in your sheer idiocy"
Caul....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:55:00 EST (#)
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Do not massacre my language you dellusioned squarehead: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82417#1787700
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:34:35 EST (#)
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You're a genius...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1137426491791128176#1787380
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:53:26 EST (#)
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the horse mouth made me freel a bit poorly
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:59:34 EST (#)
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Blonde eyebrows creep me out. Makes the person look like the kids on Village of the Damned.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:49:28 EST (#)
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I can't agree about Natalie Portman... she's pretty damn hot.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:36:41 EST (#)
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I knew a girl in high school who was about 70% gums and 30% teeth.
Strangely, she was friends with a girl who was just the opposite: 70/30 split between teeth and gums.
Freakshows.
I bet they gave great head.
Well, one of them anyway.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:02:49 EST (#)
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Hey look, a rabbit!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-13 09:22:29 EST (#)
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This is more a 0 post, but I like to reward OCD behavior whenever I can. It means I don't have to be a s thorough in things I do because someone else will have a disorder and do it for me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:44:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:39:20 (#)
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it's teeth with me.
i can forgive a mulititude of sins but not bad teeth.
Ironic really, being English.
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There's a strong correlation between huge teeth and huge gums. Bad teeth are unsettling.
I forgot about big hairy moles on the face too. Things you just have to keep staring at in half amusement, half disgust.
I'm finding my inner shallow self.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:39:20 EST (#)
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it's teeth with me.
i can forgive a mulititude of sins but not bad teeth.
Ironic really, being English.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:34:22 EST (#)
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I tend to agree.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:13:41 EST (#)
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Mna mna (deet deeee deedeedee)
Mna mna (deet dee dee dee)
Mna mna (deet deeee deedeedee deedeedee deedeedee dee deedeedeedee deet dee dee dee dee)
It's the "Mna Mna" song, sung by The Muppets on Sesame Street or The Muppet Show.
Women who sing that while I'm orally stimulating their girly bits creep me out more than anything else.
I just thought of this: perhaps she wanted me to sing along. Think about it. A strategically placed "mna mna"...
I: "mna mna"
She: "deet deeee deedeedee!"
I:"mna mna"
She: "deet dee dee dee!"
I: "MNA MNA"
She: "deet deeee deedeedee deedeedee deedeedee dee deedeedeedee deet dee dee dee dee!!!"
Damn, I can't believe I let that opportunity pass.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-13 08:11:54 EST (#)
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I feel ya.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:00:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:55:51 (#)
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Your a little wierdo.
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You're not that far wrong.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:55:51 EST (#)
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Your a little wierdo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:48:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:33:40 (#)
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You know what creeps me out?
The fact that you needed to share this.
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Creeps me out too Spook. If I had giant gums, bonk eyes and no ears, I would be shaking in pant wetting terror.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:33:40 EST (#)
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You know what creeps me out?
The fact that you needed to share this.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 06:02:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:57:25 (#)
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I just happened to see a plastic surgery to reduce the size of the gums on TV yesterday.
Suffice it to say, I'd rather the entire world thought me hideous than to go through THAT. THEY CUT THE FUCKING GUY'S GUMS DOWN UNDER LOCAL ANASTHETIC, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Talk about the heebie-jeebies.
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All this has done is make me realise that it's possible to get something done about it.
Anyhow, local anastethetic is better than say a hockey stick to the teeth I'd say.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:57:25 EST (#)
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I just happened to see a plastic surgery to reduce the size of the gums on TV yesterday.
Suffice it to say, I'd rather the entire world thought me hideous than to go through THAT. THEY CUT THE FUCKING GUY'S GUMS DOWN UNDER LOCAL ANASTHETIC, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Talk about the heebie-jeebies.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-13 05:11:21 EST (#)
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I can't argue with that.
What I DO like is when the natural position of a girl's top lip is slightly open displaying a hint of tooth.
Like my friend Eva, who, strangely enough, didn't crop up in a Google search.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:55:57 EST (#)
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The horse has writing on its gums. Perhaps people with giant gums could sell advertising in the same way?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:53:40 EST (#)
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I agree with your enormous gums statement. For some reason it is a major turn off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:52:25 EST (#)
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20050516/capt.sge.pwo73.160505193509.photo02.photo.default-272x376.jpg
Portman's ear. A new term for unsettling. 'That's proper Portman's ear that picture.'
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-13 04:48:33 EST (#)
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2. Weird ears - I'm looking at *you* Natalie Portman! Go do a search, it looks like the prosthesis from Reservoir Dogs when Stealers Wheel accompanies a razor job.
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Well that means you can cross me off your list.
Still, you know what they say about guys with big ears right?
They're fucking ugly.