I Raped Your Sister (1174 hits)
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Submitted by Triple Optics (View user info) at 2006-01-13 14:17:14 EST
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-01-14 00:55:01 EST (#)
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If anyone's gonna rape my sister it's gonna be me.
you can have teh sloppy seconds
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:56:02 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:47:55 EST (#)
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My sister would drain you.
What?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:16:33 EST (#)
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As disturbing as it is to think about you fucking anyone in my family.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:05:53 EST (#)
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But I don't have a sister.
Oh, dear Lord...
Grandma!!!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:03:23 EST (#)
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Meh...I just have a butt plug that also doubles as a parking cone.
I'm pretty satisfied with that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:55:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:29:22 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:20:12 (#)
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so probably not. i'll just diddle myself online, and dream a little scourgy dream.
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You need to get yourself a plug'n'play, Windows-compatible dildo.
I've got a Microsoft-issued Genital Mitt™ that keeps me satiated throughout the week. It fits snugly and discreetly under my desk.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!
You have one of those too? My favorite part is the raised Windows logo. All nubbly and soft for her pleasure.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:29:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:20:12 (#)
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so probably not. i'll just diddle myself online, and dream a little scourgy dream.
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You need to get yourself a plug'n'play, Windows-compatible dildo.
I've got a Microsoft-issued Genital Mitt™ that keeps me satiated throughout the week. It fits snugly and discreetly under my desk.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:24:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:20:12 (#)
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Scouge...nope, he's a possessive italian named tony.
and no, not fat tony.
so probably not. i'll just diddle myself online, and dream a little scourgy dream.
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Hahahahahaha
Fair enough, Cupcake.
You do know how to make my day a little more fun MF.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:20:12 EST (#)
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Scouge...nope, he's a possessive italian named tony.
and no, not fat tony.
so probably not. i'll just diddle myself online, and dream a little scourgy dream.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:09:44 EST (#)
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I love these pictures.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:02:24 EST (#)
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ewww voltage, rainbow kisses *gag*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:01:08 EST (#)
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I'm married too MF, this is just fantasy land.
Does your husband want to have a foursome?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:59:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:40:16 (#)
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You guys are fucking crazy. If only I were single.... but I'm happily married, so I'll just go on pretending I'm a cyberwhore and all.
Ha pretending.
Cupcakes, anyone?
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<weeps uncontrollably>
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:58:40 EST (#)
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this is gonna be my new CS spray, replacing xzibit, so be proud.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:40:16 EST (#)
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You guys are fucking crazy. If only I were single.... but I'm happily married, so I'll just go on pretending I'm a cyberwhore and all.
Ha pretending.
Cupcakes, anyone?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-13 15:21:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:29:51 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:25:07 (#)
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Wanna hump?
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Meh.... I'm on the rag. Do you like Italian?
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I gotta say, if you don't look at it, it isn't that bad. From my experience it's just really warm.
But don't eat it for the love of god.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:53:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:40:55 (#)
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Scourge, at least there's very little to no risk of knocking me up, right?
LOL nervously......
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But I DO make such pretty babies. Well, baby, singular. Fair haired and bright blue eyes...ask my wife she'll tell you.
Did we get to some kind of limit here? I think we got to the edge, didn't we? No need for nervous feelings.
We'll rape again later.
I love* you MF. You rock.
*in the least threatening, non-stalker, interweb chum kind of way imaginable
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:44:15 EST (#)
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I don't have a sister. So, NYEAH!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:40:55 EST (#)
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Scourge, at least there's very little to no risk of knocking me up, right?
LOL nervously......
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:36:22 EST (#)
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Ahahahahahahahahhahahahah. It was the face that did it for me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:35:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:29:51 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:25:07 (#)
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Wanna hump?
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Meh.... I'm on the rag. Do you like Italian?
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Fuck. I've let myself get to this level, so, what the hell? Right?
Sure, I'm game. Italian it is.
now a little piece of my conscience and sense of civility has died.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:33:43 EST (#)
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Things aren't like they used to be on uber, eh?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:29:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:25:07 (#)
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Wanna hump?
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Meh.... I'm on the rag. Do you like Italian?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:25:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:22:07 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:19:12 (#)
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Did she get a cupcake afterwards?
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Yes!!!!!!! My minions are spreading the word. I know I'm the roxo00r when it hits mainstream venacular. I can't wait to hear it outside of UBER. Then I know my life's work is complete. but what is rape without a cupcake? Not rape, indeed.
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We do what we can Mistress. We do what we can....
Wanna hump?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:23:01 EST (#)
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duh MF, of course you r t3h r0xx000r
now bake me a pie, beeotch!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:22:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:19:12 (#)
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Did she get a cupcake afterwards?
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Yes!!!!!!! My minions are spreading the word. I know I'm the roxo00r when it hits mainstream venacular. I can't wait to hear it outside of UBER. Then I know my life's work is complete. but what is rape without a cupcake? Not rape, indeed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:19:12 EST (#)
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Did she get a cupcake afterwards?
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:19:03 EST (#)
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Wha?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:18:29 EST (#)
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Meh.