Melissa Joan Hart: My, What a Difference 7 Years Makes (1626 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.11 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lungbutter (View user info) at 2006-01-13 16:52:12 EST
It seems that our beloved Clarissa/Sabrina has given birth to a beautiful baby boy. YEA!!!!!!
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/article_1075760.php/Melissa_Joan_Hart_has_a_baby_boy
Before you -2 me, I have a point.
14 years ago, I was 10 and thought that Clarissa was the coolest! I mean, who else was to fill the void in between episodes of danger mouse and you cant say that on television. Clarissa thats who! She taught me what menustration was.
7 years later and 7 years ago, I received Issue 21 of Maxim and POOF!..She instantly morphed into an object of masturbatory inspiration and a pinup target on which I perfected the self acclaimed "hit 'em in the eyes so they cant find out where you live" technique (patent pending)
fast forward seven years to yesterday, and.... and... LOOK AT WHAT THE DEMON SEED HAS DONE TO HER!!!!!
AAAARGHH!!!! woe is me..
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mate, forget her. The Hilary Duff era is upon us
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:11:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:35:44 (#)
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que sera salami.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-15 02:20:32 EST (#)
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I used to have such a boner for Clarissa.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-15 02:08:50 EST (#)
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I would rather have someone tape my eyelids open and dunk my face in hydrochloric acid than watch Melissa Joan Hart on television.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-14 12:33:54 EST (#)
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I'd hit it back then
but tell people I hit it recently
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-14 12:28:40 EST (#)
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i don't understand the hair on the right (?)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-14 11:46:10 EST (#)
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This was crap. Sorry.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-01-14 11:33:44 EST (#)
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Here's another pic on Netscape Celebrity.
http://webcenters.netscape.compuserve.com/celebrity/weekinent.jsp? gal=went_weekof010806¤t=went_harthasbaby_1-12&floc=ce-main-4-l2
Copy/paste it all, but connect the open space in the middle. It's too long a word to post, otherwise.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2006-01-14 11:22:55 EST (#)
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Pregnant.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 02:30:25 EST (#)
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In my research I did find that funky eye thing has always existed.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 02:28:40 EST (#)
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I saw that picture on fark yesterday.
I then spent about half an hour looking for other, scarier pictures of MJH
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-13 23:12:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:15:01 (#)
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Personally, I'd floss my cat to the picture on the left.
Did I type that outload?
Shit.
Here's a cupcake.
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OOOOH! A CUPCAKE!
on a side note:
OMG TEH MAGAZINES NOBODY R RELE U R PIG
Fucking Feminazis.
Thanks for the laugh, I always hated that show.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-13 23:09:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:15:01 (#)
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Personally, I'd floss my cat to the picture on the left.
Did I type that outload?
Shit.
Here's a cupcake.
__________
i heart you.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-13 22:48:38 EST (#)
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LOLZ. seriously.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:55:09 EST (#)
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Ouch, babe.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:35:44 EST (#)
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que sera salami.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:18:10 EST (#)
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I liked her in the first pic best... SECOND, I mean second!
... wait that word for 2nd doesn't look right...
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:19:59 EST (#)
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In 5 months she will be smoking again.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:18:19 EST (#)
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I liked her in Clarissa. I didn't like the shitty goofy guitar note that her friend got when he climbed up the ladder and into her room.
I would have SO fucked her in her Maxim days.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:15:01 EST (#)
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Personally, I'd floss my cat to the picture on the left.
Did I type that outload?
Shit.
Here's a cupcake.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:12:31 EST (#)
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damn
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:11:51 EST (#)
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In all fairness, the middle pic is airbrushed as hell. Although I have to say my sister didn't look much different after she had her daughter.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:09:34 EST (#)
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That is her, I googled it.
She just had a baby, give her a break. Some women really retain water and swell up. Pregger ladies are beautiful!
Anyway.....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:09:17 EST (#)
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Surely you realize that Maxim doesn't represent reality. Anyone, and I mean anyone, can be airbrushed into a masturbation target for the thick-skulled male masses.
I'm not saying you're wrong lusting after digitally enhanced, airbrushed models photographed with the perfect light, professional hair and make-up, and one dozen style consultants standing nearby.
But you can't act shocked and disappointed when the veneer has slipped away.
They all look like us regular Janes at the end of the day.
Sorry
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:02:34 EST (#)
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i just got sick.
there's no way that's the same person. one of her eyes is more open than the other...it's like a weak attempt at one of those mtv reality shows where some fat ugly chick wants to be made into her favorite celeb.
but if that's really her...damn.
damn.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:01:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:53:40 (#)
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yeah, women aren't supposed to change at all during their gestational periods. maybe they can invent something to keep those brood sows' bellies flat all the way through the third trimester.
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FINALLY! A woman who understands!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:00:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:53:40 (#)
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yeah, women aren't supposed to change at all during their gestational periods. maybe they can invent something to keep those brood sows' bellies flat all the way through the third trimester.
jerkoff.
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What my missus said.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:00:19 EST (#)
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no it was not. I didnt even change the proportions. I did however enlarge it to match the size of the others...albeit with horrendous results....
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:00:17 EST (#)
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I'm sure all the "plus size" girls on uber will take this well.
Good luck man.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:58:35 EST (#)
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Wait...was that picture on the right photoshopped?
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:57:19 EST (#)
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That's fucking horrendous.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:57:03 EST (#)
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I think that cat on that show she was in, the one, was too sassy. You hear the things that would come out of his mouth? If I had a talking cat who addressed me as some bumbling idiot, I would probably have curb-stomped it the second it threw one of those sarcastic little remarks at me.
On a side note, I masturbated to that cat close to 700 times. It was like hate-fucking my hand.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:53:40 EST (#)
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yeah, women aren't supposed to change at all during their gestational periods. maybe they can invent something to keep those brood sows' bellies flat all the way through the third trimester.
jerkoff.