You and Me and Everyone We Know: A review (1226 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 1.1 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ))<>(( (View user info) at 2006-01-14 03:16:07 EST
It all started on Christmas Day.
I woke up at about three in the afternoon, head pounding from the christmas eve afterparty. Met up with some friends a little later and went to a party at some house in an affluent Las Vegas neighborhood at about midnight. Tons of people there, saw some members of The Killers there, as well as this actor dude who was in that Bill Murray submarine movie.
I spent the next two weeks hanging out with some friends from out of town, partying like rockstars.
Ended up at this chick's house at 4:30 in the morning, our minds on a different plane of chemical existance. This broad puts on some movie, says it won some award at the Sundance film festival in 2005. Turns out the movie is pretty good. Here's an excerpt.
Most of the following involves a 6 year old kid chatting on the internet with someone.
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kid: I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop.
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internet person: Are you touching yourself?
kid: [the kid looks down at his fingertips touching on the edge of the desk] Yes.
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the skinny broad: Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck old people! Fuck children! Fuck peace! Fuck peace!
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kid: You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever.
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obviously a life changing event.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415978/
Rated R for DISTURBING SEXUAL CONTENT INVOLVING CHILDREN
[I didn't even mention the 14 year old girls who give another 14 year old boy a blow job after they decide they want to fuck a paedophile.]
))<>((
User Reviews
Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-03-09 06:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*thank you
bloody hell it's too early in the morning (11:56)
Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-03-09 06:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the hand bit best. Gives me shivers still... (but that you for the resurrection)
My review:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74240
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is this??
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-01 06:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Rad.
Where's the pollen Brian?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-31 19:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that was soooo four months ago, dipshit.
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2006-01-29 23:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:49:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
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ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 19:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no more cinema verite for YOU
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where have you been rad?
I miss you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Me and you and a dog named Boo.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cause shes in the kitchen, barefooted.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why hasn't your wife posted on uber?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 05:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*baffled*
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-15 12:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 03:37:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THAT LIEK A TIE FIGHTER
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touche
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-14 17:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the hell is going on.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-14 15:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so.. um, how were you expecting this to work?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 14:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2006-01-14 10:39:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like you at all...
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who died and made you joan rivers?
I'm just some dude on the internet, and I guarantee that if you met me in real life, you wouldn't be able to resist my charms.
*bats eyes*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 14:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats why grown people dont take movie advice from infants.
have fun with the next rugrats sequel.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-01-14 10:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This movie is a peice of shit.
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2006-01-14 10:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like you at all but this is the best movie I saw last year.
Everyone should watch it. By quoting the funniest part of the movie though, you did not do it justice. Everyone in the theatre was laughing hysterically. It was beautiful.
(I'm talking about the kid- the fingers touching and the pooping. He made the movie. Well no, it would have been great even without him. It was just fucking beautiful on the whole.)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-14 08:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just added it to my Netflix queue.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-14 07:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am psychically banning you RIGHT NOW
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 07:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this didnt exactyly work out the way I expected
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 04:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
))<>((
I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop.
))<>((
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-01-14 04:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See, I rate other posts.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-14 04:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's just the "smiley" version of goatse...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-14 04:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what's with the ))<>((??
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-14 03:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its better than Kids.
the scene where the kid and the internet stranger meet for the first time is touching.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-14 03:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and it's not kids.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-01-14 03:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There was a rumor going around that you were obsessed with young children in any shape or variety/porn -related or not but you just shut everyone up with this gem.