Autopilot, no control (369 hits)
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Submitted by montague.h.withnail.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2006-01-14 20:46:18 EST
Whoah, ecstasy.
New Year's Day I took ten pills (after doing five on New Year's Eve) and they didn't seem to do anything. Immediate tolerance I guess. No biggie, been there before. But once the comedown had passed I experienced some strange effects. I was convinced that I'd permanently damanged my brain. Every time I moved my eyes I got this weird "shifting" of my brain and it felt like someone was waving a table tennis bat around my ears. This continued for about 10 days, and I still have it slightly now. Or at least I did before I just triple dropped again tonight. You gotta get back on the horse you know.
Eventually these symptoms subsided. Today I've drunk 12 cans of Fosters (a marvellous beer) and a couple of hours ago decided to confront the E demons, and dropped a few. Now feeling pretty awesome - I am currently enjoying a pack of Embassy. Brits will appreciate this.
Anyway, I don't really want any ratings for this. Just saying. But bring on the -2s. And don't do drugs kids.
But soon I will post a story. CatHead returns. Not that any of you know who I am anyway.
Peace.
btw if you like good music check out Queens of the Stone Age's latest offering, "Lullabies to Paralyze". Amazing.
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Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:50:39 EST (#)
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You don't like QOTSA? But the guy's guitar tone is awesome. And Homme is a great songwriter. I even like his singin these day.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:13:10 EST (#)
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Queens of the stone age being mentioned and every other aspect of this post made my bowels explode within my body.
Thanks.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-14 20:57:29 EST (#)
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hmm... intoxication fucking with ability to reveiw... ack!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-14 20:56:57 EST (#)
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note: rules are for bitches.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-14 20:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fosters.
i wish.
i'm stuck with a keg of miller high life...
*sigh*
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-01-14 20:52:02 EST (#)
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I'm serious, Fosters is a great beer. I don't know how the Aussies do it. It's great on draught and in cans. And believe me I'm a connoisseur.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-14 20:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I got to this part:
"New Year's Day I took ten pills (after doing five on New Year's Eve) and they didn't seem to do anything. Immediate tolerance I guess. No biggie, been there before."
and sniggered in contempt. By the time I reached...
"Fosters (a marvellous beer)"
it had become obvious you were taking the piss. You may as well pay a tramp £2.10 to let you lick the congealed sweat from his undercarriage if you're going to drink that fetid mule piss.