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This Post Is Wider, Deeper, Longer, Smoother, Creamier and Jucier Than Urbane's Vagina. But Not As Easy. (1227 hits)

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Rating: 1.62 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2006-01-14 21:17:49 EST


Because SOMEBODY labled me a "tool" and the "most pointless" poster on Uber in the Uber 2005 awards, I feel the need to live up to my reputation. And post twice in one day. And elicit "ooo's" and "aaaa's" from around the globe.

So here. You bunch of un-feeling whore-dogs.

<weeping in corner>



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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

saw all of it.

Steak is not impressed.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of these old posts are just awesome.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

title

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 19:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

got everything

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-14 23:38:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for lots of reasons.

_____________


yeah...cause like 98% of the pictures were fucking awesome



...not just for Ed Norton in American History X.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i dunno why, but i liked this.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

plus two for ed norton in american history x. so deelicious.

the rest was entertaining as well. a hearty +2 my man

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-15 13:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for Edward Norton and his sexyness!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-15 12:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-15 12:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post, actually. I was prepared to -2 it until I saw all of it.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-15 10:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't decide whether that baby foot is horrific or awesome. Either way, I want to pinch it.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-01-15 10:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-15 06:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This Post Is Wider, Deeper, Longer, Smoother, Creamier and Jucier Than Urbane's Vagina. But Not As Easy.

and nowhere near as lauged at.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-15 05:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok. nice.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-15 02:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lots of cool stuff here.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-15 02:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ed Norton is a badass.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-15 02:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Norton owns all

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-15 01:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-01-14 22:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's with the people with the creepy suits and why is teh little playing with her dad ?

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-15 01:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-01-14 22:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's with the people with the creepy suits and why is teh little playing with her dad ?
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is that his real dong? or is it well, a dong?
i'm not pulling this one into photoshop for a closer look...

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-15 00:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Drunken Saturday Night +2


YaY for Whiskey. And Edward Norton. *drool*

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-15 00:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 filename

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-14 23:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for lots of reasons.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-14 23:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW. Those are some crazy pictures.

I'm drunk and now my eyzzz is going crazzzy.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-14 22:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Michigan!

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-01-14 22:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's with the people with the creepy suits and why is teh little playing with her dad ?

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-14 22:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

in
tense

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-14 22:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good montage...

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually when you did that I +2'd it because it told a funny joke. About pirates.

Pirates get my +2's exclusively.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:25:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Was a 0-Meh. But it is double post.

-2Die
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There are occassions when I post over 20 times a day. And I get away with it. Because I'm that special. So go fuck yourself. Or better yet, let me fuck you.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Was a 0-Meh. But it is double post.

-2Die

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The family in the bunny suits scare me.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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To wear out our eyes
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My head sends a message for me
to reach for my shoes then walk
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Goes through the parking lot fields
Doesn't see no signs that they will yield
And then thought, this'll never end
This'll never end, this'll never stop
Message read on the bathroom wall
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Building a desert"


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