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And Sense It IS my Birthday... (576 hits)

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Rating: 1.28 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Skinny Kenny (View user info) at 2006-01-15 17:33:51 EST


I thought this might be the opportune moment to get away with giving you all a big round of "STFU and go write something worth reading."

But then on second thought, I've never taken that advice myself, so....


This is what I did on 1-15-05 , with a (simulated) real time comparison to how things are at my resort on 1-15-06. Shitty, huh?

That's why I'm here hanging out with all you losers.

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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:32:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

i still laughed. take up dirt skiing.
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I've seen some of those idiots in Warren Miller flicks. I think I'll pass.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i still laughed. take up dirt skiing.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:02:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

"Camment."*

*"Sense" you spelled your title the way you did.
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Yeah, I was pretty drunk and I can't spell worth a shit anyway.

A word of advice learned from experience, triple check your post title before hitting submit. It'll save you a lot of grief and ragging.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Camment."*

*"Sense" you spelled your title the way you did.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

this post makes alot of cents.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you're a two-planker

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday!!! Happy Birtday!!! Happy Birthday!!!

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-15 17:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-15 17:45:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you mean "since" it's your birthday?

I think I've seen all of you I want/need to see.
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Actually, I meant it as in sinsemilla, but I probably didn't spell that right, either. Please, feel free to enlighten me.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-15 17:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I since youmight have been drinking Kenny.

Happy Birthday Man.

Hope this year sees you get everything back on track.

-Dave

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-15 17:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you mean "since" it's your birthday?

I think I've seen all of you I want/need to see.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-15 17:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I diden't include the pic of what I was doing on 1-15-69.

I was afraid i might get banned.

Imagine me climbing out of Urbane's..... Nevermind.


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