Results from Photoshop Competition, Just Rewards, and perhaps, a camwhore... (1922 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: Uber-related/Bandwagon
Rating: 1.77 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-01-15 20:14:31 EST
Original competition - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82281
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Thank you all for the wonderful contributions to the Mock Axolotl's Teacher fund.
To clarify something someone brought up, I won't be taking credit for these when I present them to Dr. Esker, but I'll reserve a section in my powerpoint saying "Photoshops from people outside (name of school)."
Some of you rose to the challenge marvelously. Others of you...ah, they were all marvelous.
First place, and the winner of +2s on their 5 lowest rated posts, is...
Herpes, for his gentle and tender portrayal of Dr. Esker and his lover in http://www.ubersite.com/m/82314. Congratulations, Herpes.
Second place, with the prize of +2s on their two lowest rated posts is Leilani, with her photoshop in http://www.ubersite.com/m/82319. Being a man of science, I don't think Dr. Esker can resist himself in Einstein's image.
And third place, with the prize of +2s on their lowest rated post is Ih8u2man, with his competition entry here - http://www.ubersite.com/m/82336 (nsfw). Someone remarked that he looked like a sexual predator in the original post...now here's the proof.
Honorable Mentions:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82321 - Orgasmatron's Warholesque collage of Dr. Esker as Marilyn Monroe. If this was accompanied by a poem, it would have rocketed up to first.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82327 - Fartsmeller's MS-painted Dr. Esker as Gandalf.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82329 - Foonbo, with a bizzare image of a feral Pignuts impaling Dr. Esker's head.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82371 - Trevor QM, with Dr. Esker as a large obese baby.
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Thanks to all for participating in this. Your +2s will be handed out shortly.
Here is the powerpoint I'm going to present these photoshops in...as I said, I'm not going to take credit for Uber's work.
In the powerpoint, there is a picture of me...third or fourth slide (the one with Mario). As much as I'm wary about online security, especially around the rape-obsessed Ubersite, I'm going to chance my anal virginity and post it.
Peace
-Axolotl
esker.ppt (2 MB) [application/vnd.ms-powerpoint]
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-16 10:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:14:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
'If I'd have thrown in a poem?'
What am I, some sort of dog & pony show?
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Of coursee not, 'matron, I respect your talents.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-16 09:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooo i am teh second place winnar!
let us know how he likes them :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff right here.
-Dave
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well you know it's a rough life; and what can I do but frost genital-shaped cookes and stroke stranger's egos?
No, really, what else is there?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're not going to show the teacher the one I did?
Fuck that. Show him...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
'If I'd have thrown in a poem?'
What am I, some sort of dog & pony show?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:58:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to give you this +2 because I enjoyed watching people photoshop your teacher's mug,
because you seem like a good person (as my mother would say, always "seem" instead of "are")
And because I am assuming I am the only person on the face of the earth without microsoft word and am therefore unable to view your powerpoint presentation or said camwhore.
*cries*
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ahh...sorry about the microsoft word, thanks for the good person thing.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to give you this +2 because I enjoyed watching people photoshop your teacher's mug,
because you seem like a good person (as my mother would say, always "seem" instead of "are")
And because I am assuming I am the only person on the face of the earth without microsoft word and am therefore unable to view your powerpoint presentation or said camwhore.
*cries*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-15 20:39:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHA!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-15 20:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-15 20:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh good god that is a brilliant presentation. Teamwork at its best, I say.
Best homework EVAR!!!!!11
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-15 20:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78512
Go Bears Woo.
That post is hilarious.