The Christmas cookies you left here are gone. It was like, 2 weeks ago. (1884 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2006-01-15 21:30:04 EST
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-24 09:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas, peener cookie.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2006-12-14 02:00:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:08:53 EST (#)
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I loved this post.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have cookies.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-09 07:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-08 15:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA RABBI!!!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-08 15:22:05 EDT (#)
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Sacrilicious: yessss I am baaaack! However, due to increasing demands in the workplace and the pending threat of school in two weeks, you are gonna have to get your fix in small doses. :)
Saeki: your dog must be AWESOME!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, I remember this post. It made me hungry.
You back yet, Coley?
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2006-09-08 09:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like my dog.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-06 21:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha rabbi was really funny.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-01-25 03:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot one:http://www.gbsfood.com/1471653/
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
childish, gross misuse of kitchen utensils
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi coley.
I was bored and slightly depressed, so i decided to post a poem. Low and behold, you had left a string of messages on my last post. I thought i'd give you confirmation that they finally reached me.
Dont expect me to be around on here very often though... im not that depressed.
-Isaac
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:56:08 EST (#)
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cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookies.
:(
also, read this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82529
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:15:46 EST (#)
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loki:
how did you know?
OH OH okay here we go, loki, email me your address, and I'll send you the WTF? cookie.
rockfishrock.at.rock.com
CMON PLEASE
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:05:09 EST (#)
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Holy crap, your dog was in Return of the Jedi.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:57:57 EST (#)
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Okay, Mr Israel has backed out.
Anyone else for a WTF? cookie?
email me or I'm going to eat it.. I'm serious..
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:47:55 EST (#)
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Israel?
I have to mail the cookie to fucking ISRAEL?
aren't cookies illegal there or something?
Oh for chrissake how do I get myself into these messes..
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what? fuck you fuckers. I'll eat the goddamn WTF? cookie myself. It's got homemade frosting and red and green sugary sprinkles and I'll be damned if I'm going to let it sit there getting stale while you bitches who bitched about not getting any bitchy cookies don't email me your addresses so I can stalk you. .er mail it to you
so
FUCK YOU
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:36:12 EST (#)
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1st person to email their address to me at rockfishrock.at.rock.com gets the WTF? cookie, frosted, sprinkles, and all.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really cute!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:16:12 EST (#)
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haha.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:14:32 EST (#)
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I want some cookies too!
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
redskieslookfake: Actually, said little doggy is not normally carried about. I must admit that it was my idea to get him some clothing. I have always hated little dogs (formerly referred to as "kick-me dogs") and never planned to get one, but this one came along via family routes and he is awesome. He's so small that his fur gets wet when we let him out if it's not trimmed (the grass in Oregon is always wet, always raining) so we have to keep his fur kind of short and then he needs a hoodie to stay warm. And yes, regardless of everything I've just written, we probably ARE his bitches. :(
circadian: I don't know who Tracey Ermin or whatever is, and that is definitely not me in the bottom photo...twas a result of a google image search for "sorry about the cookies". Perhaps I should have camwhored again. HAHA just kidding, that would be scary.
avals: Yeah if you want to. You can taste the creamy goodness that is the penis-cookie frosting.YEAHHHH
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-16 09:55:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahem... the correct term is "har har" rabbit, according to Encyclopedia Brittania.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:54:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:58:58 (#)
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Avals: you should see it in person.
HAWWWT
_____________________________________________________________________________
Does that mean I can come over?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie tits? Well now I've almost seen everything.
If someone does a post with a penguin raping a scarecrow in the ear, my life will be complete.
Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nice indeed - but what is more pertinent is the fact that you look like a less fucked-up version of Tracey Emin in the bottom photograph.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent. Made me laugh and have a new respect for cookie baking losers....I mean uh....losers who let me eat their penis cookies.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2006-01-16 06:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-16 05:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"complicated hand gesture" reference = +2's for life
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2006-01-16 05:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goatse cookies: http://www.roffles.com/images/view/188/
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-16 05:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Serious point. When we pick up dogs and carry them around, are we treating them like they're disabled? What does it do to the dog to be constantly paraded as an ornament? And dressing them, what must the dog think? 'woah - the crazy upright man feeds me, carries me and gives me extra fur. This ape is my BITCH'
I do like to see those Daschunds with wheels instead of back legs though, where they've been run over or whatnot.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:58:58 EST (#)
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Avals: you should see it in person.
HAWWWT
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:47:57 EST (#)
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Good job! I like the texture of the ballsack.
Shit ... that didn't come out right at all.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:38:05 EST (#)
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Davros, I had to make them..
in case anyone wonders, this really DID happen..our friend came down and brought a whole bucket of christmas cookies his grandma made him..and that was on Christmas. Then he was here Thursday; he says "so where are the cookies I left?"
I said (nervous laugh) "uhhh we ate them."
He laughed and said "no seriously, where are they?"
I said (nervous laugh) "seriously. They're all gone. I promise, I'll make you more!!"
And so I did.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:34:55 EST (#)
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Someone has way too much time on their hands.
I wholeheartedly approve.
-Dave
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:31:51 EST (#)
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How would one go about making a goatse cookie? I mean, really?
Apart from the red sprinkles I have helping to add depth and authenticity to the goatse cookie, where would one start?
I thought about making an ***miscellaneous uber member**** vagina cookie, but thought better of it.
Perhaps I should have.
NOOO hahah ew.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:30:12 EST (#)
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I think I've just been vaguely threatened by Scott Peterson. This scares me.
On the other hand, Berty just praised my baking skillz, and that makes ME want to do a *crazy backflip head movement complicated hand gesture* or something similar.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:14:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:13:20 EST (#)
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Kudos for baking skillz
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:03:40 EST (#)
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I swear to God I was fishing for perch..no wait...catfish?
durrrrrr..... Doesn't Matter, you'll see, You'llllll See!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-16 04:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:48:52 EST (#)
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Baking is a lost art. If you made the goatse cookie - would you feel a bit odd eating it?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scott,
When you say "duck hunting", do you really mean "wife killing"?
It's okay, you can tell me the truth.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:22:04 EST (#)
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I use to take my Lhasa Apso duck hunting, but she couldn't retrieve worth a shit.
She'd just sit, all wet like a rat, on the top of my blind and growl as the ducks flew by.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:21:57 EST (#)
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you know, I'm really kind of proud. I mean, I frosted all those cookies, and put the little multicolored sprinkles on them, and only ate one of the broken penoses. That's it. not too bad! And, amazing, the gigantick-est schlong still survived. Pretty funny, really, after frosting it I set it back on the wax paper and there was a little white blob of frosting near the tip> a jolly good laugh in a beavis and butthead sort of way.
I think it's past my bedtime.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:14:32 EST (#)
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ghola, I'm telling you, if you are nice enough I'll make another batch and slip them through the window which I peep at you through in the wee hours..
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-16 03:08:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-16 02:56:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:39:58 (#)
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Cut it by hand?
BY HAND??
No way! I had a hard enough time getting the Bs in RABBI/RABBIT to pop out..it was murder, murder I say.
On a side note I am in the middle of frosting and sugary-sprinkle-ing the cookies.
MMM
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GRRRRR
Why must you taunt me???
Why?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-16 02:01:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nunyabiznaz (user info) at 2006-01-16 01:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-01-16 01:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-16 01:15:21 EST (#)
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Har Har Rabbit
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:22:07 EST (#)
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i want cookies damnit!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more:
- Rape cookies
- Tubgirl cookies
- Goatse layer cookes
- Lemonparty lemon bars
- Baked version of my "She's My Def Leppard Drummer Girl"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:39:58 EST (#)
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Cut it by hand?
BY HAND??
No way! I had a hard enough time getting the Bs in RABBI/RABBIT to pop out..it was murder, murder I say.
On a side note I am in the middle of frosting and sugary-sprinkle-ing the cookies.
MMM
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:14:24 (#)
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I would not be kidding if I told you that I searched that box of 101 cookie cutters for a shape that would suffice to resemble an emu...
The closest thing I found was a lame-looking duck, and I knew that wouldn't pass scrutiny.
I TRIED
FOR THE LOVE OF GOATSE
I TRIED
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Cut it by hand I say.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:14:24 EST (#)
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I would not be kidding if I told you that I searched that box of 101 cookie cutters for a shape that would suffice to resemble an emu...
The closest thing I found was a lame-looking duck, and I knew that wouldn't pass scrutiny.
I TRIED
FOR THE LOVE OF GOATSE
I TRIED
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:05:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:03:32 (#)
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Needs more emu.
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GOD DAMN RIGHT!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:03:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:00:46 (#)
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GHOLA
OH NO YOU DI-INT
My sense of self-worth has plummeted in accordance with the rating you hath doled out..
perhaps this is the wrong time to point out the fact that I, at no time, said that I wouldn't make ANOTHER batch..
:'(
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heh.
I apologize for said "-2" and await the second batch.
Needs more emu.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:01:29 EST (#)
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P.S. I am not a bastard, but perhaps, a bastardette.
I'm not sure what you call me, but I was strong enough to elude latex.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:00:46 EST (#)
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GHOLA
OH NO YOU DI-INT
My sense of self-worth has plummeted in accordance with the rating you hath doled out..
perhaps this is the wrong time to point out the fact that I, at no time, said that I wouldn't make ANOTHER batch..
:'(
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:56:28 (#)
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Actually, ghola and bob, I am in no way able to send any of these cookies (except, perhaps, the aforementioned WTF? cookie) to anyone other than the person whose cookies I helped consume.
BUT WHOM ATE THEM
AND WHY
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-2 for taunting me with cookies i can never have.
you bastard.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:56:28 EST (#)
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Actually, ghola and bob, I am in no way able to send any of these cookies (except, perhaps, the aforementioned WTF? cookie) to anyone other than the person whose cookies I helped consume.
BUT WHOM ATE THEM
AND WHY
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:48:35 EST (#)
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+2 peener cookie.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:41:25 EST (#)
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I'd totally eat the rabbit cookie.
Damn.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:32:04 EST (#)
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coley...you know youre sending me cookies now right?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:31:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:23:50 (#)
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You did it all for the cookie.
I'll go cry in shame for bringing a Limp Bizkit somg into this...
I'm so sorry.
___________
and you damned well should. Your disease is spreading now.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:29:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:23:50 EST (#)
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You did it all for the cookie.
I'll go cry in shame for bringing a Limp Bizkit somg into this...
I'm so sorry.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:05:54 EST (#)
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i want a boob cookie.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-15 22:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:45:54 (#)
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I think that dog mugged me outside Tescos the other day.
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Are you Irish? Ireland is the only place I've ever seen Tesco's...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:53:26 EST (#)
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Thank you, thank you.
*bows*
I am off to purchase powdered sugar so that I can make frosting and properly frost these bitches, and perhaps a pit stop at the bar.
AND THEN I SHALL RETURN
If you say something witty perhaps I will mail you the WTF? cookie..
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ effing 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:45:54 EST (#)
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I think that dog mugged me outside Tescos the other day.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:40:20 EST (#)
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i like teh nipples also
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:38:23 EST (#)
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WTF I CAN'T PROMISE NOT TO EAT ALL THAT
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:37:07 EST (#)
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it must have taken effort.
I like the nipples.