Jay Maynard, the Tron Guy (569 hits)
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Submitted by Chris Wright <badlydrawnchris.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-16 07:30:19 EST
Bit of a link whore and you guys will probably moan at me for doing 2 posts so quickly but what the hey!
I saw this guy on TV the other night so I thought I would research him. I dont know if this is genius or weird!
check him out;
http://www.tronguy.net/
Dante
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 10:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Upon the thund'rous, rolling sea a captain steered his ship
Screaming at the ocean as he gripped the wooden wheel
"IS THAT ALL? IS THAT YER BEST? METHINKS YE'VE SPARED THE WHIP!"
Called he for his favorite whore, on whom he copped a feel.
Blushed, she, as he fondled her - she knew he loved her best
List'ning as he raised his voice and chided so the sea,
"TEN FOOT WAVES AND TWELVE KNOT WINDS? OF THIS YE SURELY JEST!
THIS WON'T SINK THE GOOD SHIP BUTTSECKS AND IT WON'T KILL ME!"
Nipple-twists were harder now - she noticed his mouth frothing,
Saw the way his knuckles whitened as he pulled and turned,
Seaspray coasted o'er the deck and brought them both to coughing
Payment from the ocean, surely so for being spurned.
"NO ONE MAKES THE CAPTAIN COUGH!" the man roared in the night,
Piloting his wooden craft through wind and storm and rain,
Caught he, then, his whore's gold locks and pushed with all his might
Kneeling down she went to work to ease her captain's pain.
The captain lost control the moment that he felt his 'o'
Hands let go of helm and sent the ship straight to the rocks,
So the Good Ship Buttsecks sank, but not from sea nor foe,
No, 'twas booty killed the beast...leave women at the docks.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:17:36 EST (#)
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http://www.realultimatepower.net/ now THIS is life-changing..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:13:27 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82116#1776902
There's the puppy
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:32:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
It's been done. That, and the fact that your picture is the size of the Red Sea, earned you a -2 to the bottom of the ocean.
But auto +1 for Tron.
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I concur, but -2 auto meh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-16 08:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:32:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
It's been done. That, and the fact that your picture is the size of the Red Sea, earned you a -2 to the bottom of the ocean.
But auto +1 for Tron.
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And that thing about the astronauts on the space station thanking you for posting that picture. They're big Tron fans too.
Bruce Boxleitner all the way.
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep large photo, I am a computer retard. I searched to see if it had been done but with no luck.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's been done. That, and the fact that your picture is the size of the Red Sea, earned you a -2 to the bottom of the ocean.
But auto +1 for Tron.