The Blue Screen of Death (999 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.88 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.O.S. (View user info) at 2006-01-16 13:06:51 EST
I close my eyes and see visions...
A world collapses under the weight of its own selfishness. A baby cries under the weight of its own skin. Somewhere in the distance, a god shrugs and says, "It wasn't me."
Caravans of kindness languish in the distance -
stalwart and stubborn...
savage and sickly.
Streetwise fools with muted mouths
breathe the air of a putrid city.
A bubble in the midst of madness -
an unpenetrable fortress of complete nakedness.
O, to stop time and wander the spaces between the cars and electrons...
crossing the street to the bunkers beyond.
In the sky hangs a gentle, cloudy beast
suspended in fury,
as the air raid sirens sing a perpetual noxious note.
Here in the land where the sun never sets, there is no wind, and there is no bustle -
only the digital noise of a failing system
as it stutters and stammers
in its one final push toward an inevitable end.
User Reviews
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
better start sailing on the wings of God, dude, and get the fuck out of Dodge
Submitted by Embryo (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine by me.
Submitted by seasofseems (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope that was some kind of metaphor.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. BSOD happened to me on my laptop. It was taken back to Fry's Electronics to find out why the hell the damn thing kept crashing... and half the time not booting up and detecting shit.
It appears it was a harddrive problem and I got a replacement laptop.
Luckly, one was in stock, and that we had a 3-year warranty on it.
So far, my laptop has been working fine. No bluescreens or any bullshit. Thank the gods for warranties.
Remember, when you get a nice expensive piece of electronic, get a warranty on it.
You never know when it may fuck up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unexpectedly not humorous, but good.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange, but I liked the imagery.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I know I died.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
bah
Good as anything else. It's all just a giant lump of shit today anyway. Whole world can blow itself up for all I care, I'm out of patience and the desire to care left. Have a meaningless rating thingy...