First Experiences - Squirters are real, and can be scary. (3029 hits)
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Submitted by The Dread Pirate Wesley <weasul-at-gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-16 13:19:23 EST
Now we've all heard the myths and all seen the pornographic films. Apparently some girls actually ejaculate when they reach orgasm. I had always regarded this as fiction or the magic of special effects. If it did happen, it was probably a girl getting so excited that she pissed when she was in a blissful state of orgasm. Then I found out the truth one fateful night. It is entirely possible for a girl to "squirt." It's not piss, but it is damn weird.
The night started off as usual. Hollywood and I were pregaming in our room preparing to go to a party. We weren't overly excited for this party as it was going to be just a small shindig, but we figured we might as well still get liquored up before we headed out. Just when we were almost done with our beer, Hollywood's phone rings. Our friend TheDevil wanted us to go and drink with her before we headed out. TheDevil is gorgeous and any chance to be around her is not refused. So we dragged ourselves across campus to her room.
Before I proceed, a little background information on TheDevil. From the first time I saw her, I wanted to fuck her. For some odd reason, though, I never approached her. A very rare occurrence for Wesley. When I became friends with Hollywood, I started to hang out with her as they were friends. Then I found out that Hollywood had fucked her. And so had our friend Boom-Boom. They never went into detail as to how she was in bed, because all that guys want to share is that they fucked a hot chick. And fucking her is seriously braggable.
When we got to TheDevil's room we found a fridge fully stocked with beer and a tray of Jell-O shots. We started drinking the beer until I got the brilliant idea to break out the Jell-O shots. I hate Jell-O shots. They're disgusting. Especially when they are made with Bacardi 151, like these ones were.
Within 20 minutes, the entire tray of Jell-O shots was gone. We were all gassed up and ready to go. However, TheDevil didn't want to leave just yet. Every time Hollywood would get up to go to the bathroom or get another beer, she would throw herself on top of me and start making me grope her and make out with her. She was essentially raping me. I didn't want anything to do with her because of her past ties to my friends. Eventually I was drunk enough to say "Fuck it, she's hot," and reciprocate, though.
So things were going great, Hollywood would leave, she'd briefly rape me, then jump back like nothing happened. Then Hollywood decided to announce it was time to go to the party. I argued and told him I was already drunk enough (an obvious lie, I'm never drunk enough) and stated he should just go by himself. He didn't want any part of that. He wasn't going to go unless I went too. I quickly searched around in my feeble mind for a way to get TheDevil when a brilliant idea struck me.
Me: "Hollywood, I'm fucking hungry. Order some pizza."
TheDevil (giving me the "I want to fuck you look"): "Yeah, order some pizza Hollywood."
Hollywood: "Yeah, I'm fucking hungry too, but one of you assholes has to go out and pay for it when it gets here."
Me: "Dude, order from Bella Villa, it's right down the road. We can walk there. I'll go with you."
Hollywood: "Alright."
Perfect. I had set my plan into action and phase A worked. Hollywood called and ordered the pizza and TheDevil continued the sporadic raping. About 30 minutes after we ordered, I told Hollywood that it was time for us to head down to the pizza place. He then replied that he just had to take a piss and we would be on our way. Excellent. Phase B was just set into action. I quickly pulled TheDevil on top of me and started making out with her furiously. I told her I was going to struggle, but to keep on doing it. Sure enough, Hollywood came out of the bathroom, saw her on top of me, gave us the obligatory "fuck you," and left to go get the pizza.
I thought to myself. What the fuck can we do in the 15-20 minutes he's gone? That's not enough time for sex; I didn't feel like anything oral, so I decided to finger her for the time being. However, I decided I couldn't take it anymore and just as I was about to get naked I heard keys in the door. We struggled to pull our cloths back on and we got them on just as Hollywood walked in with pizza.
At that point, Hollywood knew something was up and asked us what we were up to. We told him we were watching TV, but of course, the TV was off. He mumbled something and quickly started to eat the pizza. While he was eating the pizza, TheDevil kept on shoving my hand down her pants. I tried to fight it, but the alcohol in my system told me to go with the flow. Hollywood got up very quickly, threw his chair down, and yelled "You guys can go fuck! I know when I'm not wanted around!" So much for being smooth about it.
The instant that Hollywood left, I tore TheDevil's clothes off. I literally tore them off. I ripped her shirt, managed to get her pants off in one piece, but ripped her underwear as well. I then got naked, picked her up and carried her to the shower. Why the shower? Sure I've had sex in showers plenty of times, but she had one of the handicapped showers with the bench in it. Those are just too cool to pass up.
We turn on the shower and start going at it like serial murderers on parole. The shower was on full blast, she was screaming beautifully, and then all of a sudden she stopped. Me, being drunk and now angry, demanded answers. She explained to me that this entire time her best friend was sleeping in her bedroom. The walls between the shower and the bedroom were paper thin and she didn't want to wake her best friend up. I grab her and drag her to the living room.
TheDevil lied down on the living room floor and I got on top of her and started pounding like a madman. However, her sweet screams had turned into animalistic grunts. She was starting to scare me when all of a sudden it happened. She pulled the line I don't ever want to hear again. "Wesley, I don't want to mess up our friendship." Now, we had been fucking for a good 20 minutes, so I didn't see the harm in another 10 more for me to get off, but she is a good friend and I agree. For once I wasn't a complete asshole.
I had slowly come to grips with the fact that I wasn't going to get to finish, but then she surprised me by starting to jerk me off. How does jerking me off not ruin friendships, but sex does? I don't really know. I ended up finishing and she cleaned me off nice and good with her tongue and then tells me it's her turn. I put on my clothes and I started to finger her. All of a sudden, very seriously, she said to me:
TheDevil: "Wesley, I get really excited when I orgasm."
Me: "OK. I care why? That's a good thing, isn't it?"
TheDevil: "Just watch out when I cum."
I brushed it off as nothing, thinking maybe she just spasmed a lot. That's when I found out what she meant. All of a sudden the flood gates were opened. She was gushing everywhere. She started to twitch like crazy and with each little twitch more and more shot out of her. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do. So I sat there, and instead of being smart and moving, I got soaked. It wasn't like someone sprayed me with a squirt gun, or even a hose, it was like I had jumped into a fucking pool fully clothed. It was everywhere; there was a puddle about three feet in diameter. I didn't know what to do. My mouth tasted odd, though not like piss, and it didn't really smell like piss. That ruled out the first thought in my mind. I sat there in complete awe until I was finally able to ask her, "You're a squirter?!" She shamefully nodded and apologized profusely.
Then I realized how all the girls I've ever soaked with my cum have felt. I felt degraded, demoralized. I truly felt like shit. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't mean that I stopped shooting my load in girl's face. I mean, that's one of the funniest things in this world.
I took off my shirt, dried off my upper body with a towel, put my coat on and left.
The shirt that she ruined was my favorite shirt. I washed it several times, but I still won't wear it. It sits in my closet reminding me everyday of Niagara Falls. I shared this experience with Hollywood and Boom-Boom and found out that they had very similar experiences. She would rape them, make the oddest grunts, squirt like crazy, and then shut up. They have since brushed her off as a bitch, but TheDevil and I still remain the best friends to this day. We reminisce about this time, and always enjoy a good laugh over it.
Squirters are very real. Do not doubt the porn you see or stories you hear. If a girl tells you to get out of the way when she cums, by all means LISTEN! It's a fun novelty, but if you're soaked head to toe in female ejaculate, it kind of sucks.
It's an experience to try, but not to stick with.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this thinking 'oddly familiar' then I realised I had read it before and just never got round to rating it. Here is the +2 I meant to give you when I first read it.
I still think it's a myth though.
Submitted by Skeptic (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Squirters are very real. Do not doubt the porn you see or stories you hear. If a girl tells you to get out of the way when she cums, by all means LISTEN! It's a fun novelty, but if you're soaked head to toe in female ejaculate, it kind of sucks.
It's an experience to try, but not to stick with.
Kind of sucks?????? What's wrong with you? If I don't get at least a little squirt I feel bad because that means I didn't do my job properly.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife squirts on me sometimes. It's better than Christmas morning!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what? what!? what's wrong with you? wetter's better, bud.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats great.
maybe B@W worthy? i mean, the massess could enjoy this.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe... I'm a squirter
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:40:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
i too have had experience with a squirter.
'bernard' her name was
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHRHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEH
<breath>
HEHEHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHE....
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More believable then your anal story, but I am still pretty sure you are a virgin.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never had a squirter before.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:59:20 EST (#)
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I'll make a note of that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:40:11 EST (#)
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i too have had experience with a squirter.
'bernard' her name was
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Squirters are very real. Do not doubt the porn you see or stories you hear. If a girl tells you to get out of the way when she cums, by all means LISTEN! It's a fun novelty, but if you're soaked head to toe in female ejaculate, it kind of sucks.
It's an experience to try, but not to stick with.
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Sounds ace to me.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for getting raped by your hot, slutty friend.
-2 for not believing everything you see on a porno.
I had a similar experience a couple years ago, except the girl didn't know she could do that either. I guess she hadn't met the right guy yet:P
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oooookay then.
Um, your friends have dumb names. I couldn't picture your friend as anyone but Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can attest to the fact that real world girls do that. I dated one for a couple months, but it did become a pain in the ass having to put towels down everytime we had sex. Strill, the first time was pretty cool once I accepted the fact that it was pussy juice and not piss.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If they cum without clitoral stim, its much more likely that they'll squirt, apparently all women can, but who knows.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:26:41 EST (#)
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why would you make the association that all the girls you've ever ejaculated on felt degraded and demoralised?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Impressive. Not experienced a squirter before. I don't think it would bother me actually. Perhaps you need to experience the shock to have a real opinion however.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've read experiences women have had with their first squiring on the internet before. They described it as almost like letting go like you're going to piss, and that it almost feels like piss, but it has a sexual satisfaction attached to it in addition to that it isn't piss at all. But women squirt in such huge volumes all over the guys in the videos that it's kinda unfair when you only get to skeet a tablespoon at best on her.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:45:29 EST (#)
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+2 "Why the shower? Sure I've had sex in showers plenty of times, but she had one of the handicapped showers with the bench in it. Those are just too cool to pass up."
----Amen to that comment!----
-2 "Then I realized how all the girls I've ever soaked with my cum have felt. I felt degraded, demoralized. I truly felt like shit. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't mean that I stopped shooting my load in girl's face. I mean, that's one of the funniest things in this world."
----Be proud, any girl can squirt physically speaking!!--
+1 for a bad ass post.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
just
wow.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:49:25 EST (#)
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I've enjoyed 3 squirters out of approximately 55. They are a rare breed. Congrats on finding one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:44:54 EST (#)
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I, too, am a squirter.
I just took a squirt not 15 minutes ago...in my executive hopper.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least she was a real one and not a pisser.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:43:24 EST (#)
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cue the rejects and virgins of Uber -2ing this post
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:42:26 EST (#)
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BWAHAhAhAhAHAAHAHAHAhahaAHaHaH
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to the haters, the first that happens it is actually quite scary. When it happened to me like 6 years ago, it wasn't something that people talked about a lot in porn or elsewhere so I had never heard of that. Plus I was a a stupid kid.
At first I thought it was weird but then it becomes somewhat arousing.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:39:48 EST (#)
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The good thing about a "Squirter" is you always know when she has an orgasm. Besides, what do you think they make towells for?
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:36:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:30:37 (#)
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You just figure this out? You need to get laid more.
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I didn't "just" figure this out. This happened a few years back.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now you know how we feel.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:30:37 EST (#)
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You just figure this out? You need to get laid more.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude. Fuck.
I once had a girl who's orgasm face scared me so much I had to stop pleasuring her. I just couldn't force myself to do it. I made her fingerbang herself while I went into the next room.