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Submitted by HA HA RABBIT (View user info) at 2006-01-16 17:18:24 EST




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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-17 21:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AJ was in on Agent_Smith, if I recall correctly. It's one of those marvelous shared alters so that no one person can have it pinned on them.



I miss those days....

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

doesnt the falwell v. flynt case set important precedent in this, where the plaintiff has to

1. show damages

2. prove that the actions performed by him in the parody are something he would be l8ikely to do\

3. prove he had a reasonable expectation of privacy

etc.


I think threatening a suit is hogwash.


but I'm a janitor
-----------------------------
Funniest Rad review I've seen this year.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for review # 100

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD
------------------------------------

Are these not the lyrics to a Misfits song? I swear I heard them in True Crime NYC....


Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Shennanigantoast

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

doesnt the falwell v. flynt case set important precedent in this, where the plaintiff has to

1. show damages

2. prove that the actions performed by him in the parody are something he would be l8ikely to do\

3. prove he had a reasonable expectation of privacy

etc.


I think threatening a suit is hogwash.


but I'm a janitor

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nice try, columbo

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Update: Method AND Bart are being slapped with a huge lawsuit over the Jewtoast debacle. The real Jewtoast in those pictures is not a happy camper.


==================================

Agent_Smith is Method's alter, for those of you who did not know. You may interpret that as you wish.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Teh bunny has asymmetrical ears

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck is Rizzo?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Doesn't prove that you are not Rizzo's alter

you can call me Super Slueth


Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, what the fuck is going on??????

I am doing actual work for 2 fucking days and Method and Blitzkreig Bob both got banned?

Why as Bob banned? Jewtoast? Method, same reason?

I miss 2 days and it's like totally different.

Back to work, ick. I'm hoping tomorrow is an Uber day.

Ahem, this proves I am not Methods alter....eat it, haters!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Update: Method AND Bart are being slapped with a huge lawsuit over the Jewtoast debacle. The real Jewtoast in those pictures is not a happy camper.

-------------------

Oh swell.

Well, there goes Uber (maybe); and all because some douche thought he was funny.


Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh man, I hope that is not all true

Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They aren't the only ones.

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Update: Method AND Bart are being slapped with a huge lawsuit over the Jewtoast debacle. The real Jewtoast in those pictures is not a happy camper.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it'll control the fleas too glall.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who?

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

badass, did you seriously suggest that I sleep......I can't even say it....sleep on the floor? HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yeah fucking right, and mess up this perfection of golden-brown that sits atop my head with all the shoe disease that is in that fabric? Out. Of. Your. Mind.


....

Then again, I've wanted to shave my head for weeks; this would be the perfect opportunity. I'll think about it.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:43:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

GLAL you can come crash at my place so long as you don't disturb the dead hookers.
--------------------------------------------
You fuckhead, you're just saying that because you know I can't resist an orgy of necrophelia. Godammit, now I really, really want twenty dollars and a large shovel. Why must you awaken the beast that lies within, shitfuck? Why?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GLAL you can come crash at my place so long as you don't disturb the dead hookers.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't be a pussy, worry about sleeping arrangements when you get there. I'm sure someone's floor will be empty and I'm bringing an air mattress if anyone needs it

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-17 11:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My roomate was supposed to be MyNameIsTim, but he backed out as of last weekend (his buddy is getting married if I remember correctly). I don't think I could find a replacement roomate in the next few days, and add the fact that it would be a 12-hour drive there, it's starting to look grim.

Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82316

Bob would have been banned too.
========

He is.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

are you coming to the poconos?


Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You funny like the fat chinese guy who bangs my girlfriend. I get free fried dumplings out of it.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I THOUGHT I WAS FOLLOWING A BATTLE TESTED AND CAPABLE GENERAL ONLY TO FIND THAT I SHOULD HAVE DOUBLED TAPPED YOUR ASS AT FIST CHANCE BECAUSE YOU WERE INCOMPETANT.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DO NOT POINT OUT THE IRONY IN MY STATEMENTS YOU FUCKING LOSER!



Submitted by Gumbo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuckin' A

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:50:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

you people need lives, real ones outside of this box
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hahaha, coming from the guy who's "supposed" hiatus over christmas lasted a full five minutes, that's pretty rich.

I also would like to say that the plague has been lifted from this site. I've been waiting for gayboy 8000 to mess up and post something magnificantly horrid for months; praying that god would either get him banned or killed like I care which. Fucking tard thinks he's like king shit of ubertown since he won the civil war, and that makes me sick like a panda, man. I FUCKING HATE PANDAS, but I adore their immune systems. I fucking hate this place anymore.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:04:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:34:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

=================================================================================================

And the Misfits sucked! They weren't even punk, altought that's waht everyone calls them that. Glenn Danzig even votes Republican, like a real punk rocker.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hey Conor,

Me and Johnny Ramone got a big "eat a dick" for ya. Real punks vote republican* . . . but you'd probably have to put away the Good Charlotte CDs for a good long while before you had clue 1 about that.

*Jello Biafra and Ian MacKaye not included.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thank you, Teeph!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh good, method's alters are back...

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The rabbit - is it hard of hare-ing?

*melts back into shadows while shaking head at the shitness of that joke*

Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

As Method's current official spokesman, I have been asked to inform you all that he did NOT post that nasty little piece by ZBF that got taken off of the front page. However, he was implicated in the matter, and Hell hath no fury like Bart's vagina scorned

<melts back into the shadows>

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you people need lives, real ones outside of this box

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT HAPPENED

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/82316

Bob would have been banned too.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 07:28:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

OKAY GUYS LISTEN UP! THIS IS WHY METHOD WAS BANNED!

Okay you know Jewtoast? You know that guy who is always in the pictures? That guy is a real guy, and he found out that Method was using his face as the persona of Jewtoast. Lo and behold, he read some of the stuff and found it (shocker) to be quite offensive. He was threatening to sue Bart if he didn't take that stuff off Ubersite.

At least that's what I gleaned from everything.
----------------------
LIES

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate that damn rabbit. If the fucker wasn't so fast I'd rape him AND the emu.

Method was banned? Big freaken deal. He's got about a thousand alters he can play with anyway.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 07:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OKAY GUYS LISTEN UP! THIS IS WHY METHOD WAS BANNED!

Okay you know Jewtoast? You know that guy who is always in the pictures? That guy is a real guy, and he found out that Method was using his face as the persona of Jewtoast. Lo and behold, he read some of the stuff and found it (shocker) to be quite offensive. He was threatening to sue Bart if he didn't take that stuff off Ubersite.

At least that's what I gleaned from everything.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Method was banned? For what?

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i claim serious and extremely illegal impairment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what happened?

Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i liked reading methods shit, and based on his writing i dont see him as the kinda guy who would post something vulgar enough to get banned.


but what do i know

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:04:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:34:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

=================================================================================================

And the Misfits sucked! They weren't even punk, altought that's waht everyone calls them that. Glenn Danzig even votes Republican, like a real punk rocker.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hey Conor,

Me and Johnny Ramone got a big "eat a dick" for ya. Real punks vote republican* . . . but you'd probably have to put away the Good Charlotte CDs for a good long while before you had clue 1 about that.

*Jello Biafra and Ian MacKaye not included.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

method is banned? i didn't even notice.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HA HA GAY!!

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:34:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

=================================================================================================

And the Misfits sucked! They weren't even punk, altought that's waht everyone calls them that. Glenn Danzig even votes Republican, like a real punk rocker.

---

Never said that they were. The title of this page just reminded me of some lyrics. And by the way, what the fuck is punk, anyway?

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for every rabbit you don't eat, i'm going to eat three.


oh, and, yeah:

"WHHOOOO!111!! GOSSIP!one!! YEAH!!1"

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Apparently, it wasn't deleted, it was removed from the front page and I assumed it was gone altogether. I'm sure Bart will appreciate you resurrecting it, though.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw the offending post.

It was stupid, pointless, and hurtful to the target.

I know 6 year olds who have a more mature sense of humor.



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, ZBF did 2 posts (one that method pointed out went to a registration page) titled "what really happened to barts dad". The second one linked to a story about trying to outlaw beastiality because of the guy who died of the perforated colon from letting a horse fuck his ass. http://www.ubersite.com/m/82406



Of course, others have implied that the offending post was deleted....

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So the post was a shot at apollo?


Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like Method may be ZBF. He has a habit of being the first to review, and some of the file names seem to be Method's style of shots at apollo.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

=================================================================================================

And the Misfits sucked! They weren't even punk, altought that's waht everyone calls them that. Glenn Danzig even votes Republican, like a real punk rocker.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the FUCK?!? Method was banned? Why was I not informed of this?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Explain what ZBF is first.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-01-16 22:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH NO!! This hurts. This hurts bad. Bart, let him come back!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 21:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wait he's actually banned? wow i'm late.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-16 21:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think that method getting banned is collateral damage from that ZeroBootFuck douche. Unless, ZBF is one of method's alters and got pinched. The shit that ZBF posted this morning was WAY below the belt, unnecessary, cold-blooded, and as wrong as two boys fucking in the woods. The only reason that I caught the post was it stayed on the RSS feed after it got struck from the index page.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-16 21:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GO JOHNNY!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-16 21:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck did he do now?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

UNBAN METHOD!!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:01:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, they didn't ban all of my alters.

I'm still here...Just been real busy at work today.

Don't despair, kids.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

When will he learn? It's BartBart's way or the highway.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Method has been banned countless times before.

He shall return, with an even greater "following" of alters.

-Dave

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

look, oh elvish one, apt. #38 doesn't suffice.

I need street numbers, cities, states, zip codes

AND ASS-KISSING

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

*points at ghola*


I KNOW WHY

I KNOW I KNOW
----------
where are my cookies?
WHERE?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*points at ghola*


I KNOW WHY

I KNOW I KNOW

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

he +2'd half of my posts.
i won't say why.

but i'm all for him.

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Or are you his alter?

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-01-16 20:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is Method your alter?

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I KILLED YOUR BABY TODAY
BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what's my big fat greek alter banned for?



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, they didn't ban all of my alters.

I'm still here...Just been real busy at work today.

Don't despair, kids.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-16 19:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 1

method got banned?



holy shit...do you know what this means?




this means i actually have to do all that shit i promised to god the other day.



im sorry, but im not taking my box of GI Joes to the salvation army. fuck that god, i wasnt serious about that one.
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Don't displease God.

Bear in mind that this is the fellow who took Satan, whom he made and felt for in a similar fashion to your GI Joes, and smote him through Africa and unto hell. Hence why the blasted fires of Hades have kept that continent barren and blasted, the devils darkness seeping into the skin of all who dwell upon the cursed rock.

He did that because Satan asked him for a couple of hours off on the weekend. I shudder to think at what he'll do to you. Probably kill Bart or something.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:23:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

yes you did, but it probably wasn't a ride on Granpa's Cock of Understanding was it.
___________________________________________________________________________________________

Funniest comment of the day, by far.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

method got banned?



holy shit...do you know what this means?




this means i actually have to do all that shit i promised to god the other day.



im sorry, but im not taking my box of GI Joes to the salvation army. fuck that god, i wasnt serious about that one.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't think so, not last nite, but then again, I almost had
Big Trouble driving back across the bridge this morning......

me thinks you found one

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-16 18:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bring it badass, bring it.

Stalker.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Put the pot on the burner, or else you get the hose again.

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll rip off you head and shit down your neck, nothing and I mean nothing is sacred on this website.

cornfucker

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

11.) Thou shalt not take teh name of Ha Ha Rabbi[t] in vain.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:28:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes Orgasmatron. He was banned.

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Good

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:47:57 EST (#)
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who was the other scott, was it rad


Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:47:12 EST (#)
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i watched two bannings go down, but the last thing i remember was a chick hostess
handing me another bowl

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:45:10 EST (#)
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And the valued fellow Uberer was...?

Give us that much.

And, where is my peach cobbler?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:43:57 EST (#)
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It's best left alone, truly. Suffice it to say it was beyond personally offensive to a valued fellow Uberer.

I could be wrong though, if it wasn't his alter, it could have been unrelated.

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:37:58 EST (#)
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speculations abound!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:32:07 EST (#)
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Is it about Jewtoast? When that last Jewtoast post was up (sorry forgot who posted it and I'm too lazy to look) he commented that Bart had threatened a ban because the guy whose picture they use had threatened to sue, as in for real sue.

Look at his MVA name.

Just a guess.

What was the content of the post Sacrilicious?

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:31:51 EST (#)
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I hope old limp-dick shows up and tries to be witty

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:31:25 EST (#)
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I figured that was just a joke, on the board I mean.

I guess that makes the $64,000 Question: "But whom banned him, and why?"

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:29:47 EST (#)
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I witnessed a sick post in the middle of the night last night, which was promptly removed. If he posted it, I'm not surprised about the ban.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:28:43 EST (#)
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Yes Orgasmatron. He was banned. Why though I do not know. Didn't you see the uberboard thing?

"Alters Unite! Your leader has been banned! The walls of Uber shall run crimson with Barts blood"

So yes I suppose he has been banned. Maybe someone can inform us why? Or is it just to up his popularity by making him seem edgy?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:28:24 EST (#)
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is there anyone not banned? banned is the new black

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:24:57 EST (#)
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Let me state this clearly then - was Method actually banned?

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:24:32 EST (#)
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i killed a baby today

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:24:18 EST (#)
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: )

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:23:25 EST (#)
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yes you did, but it probably wasn't a ride on Granpa's Cock of Understanding was it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:19:27 EST (#)
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?

I think I missed something.


You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish
vandalism.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment