Why McDonalds will never take over the world. (1237 hits)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2006-01-16 22:52:41 EST
I need a favor from those of you who remember me, or those of you who just want to prank call an annoying slut who looks like a shrew. Her number is 1-302-841-9630. Call her and harass her.
:-)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2006-02-04 18:49:04 EST (#)
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stalker? nah. that girl was one of my closest friends for almost a year until she randomly screwed me over.
Submitted by Gumbo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:31:46 EST (#)
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so you're a stalker...nice
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh...
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna make a long distance call to some girl I don't know for no apparent reason?
Yeah that sounds EXACTLY like me. <~~~~~(SARCASM!)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-17 07:30:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-17 07:18:42 EST (#)
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No. <------ Comment.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-01-17 06:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-17 06:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite: the digital public toilet.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-17 05:05:17 EST (#)
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If you'd given me some reasons, and perhaps a bit of background story...
I'm not going to lie, I wouldn't have prank called a random person I didn't know on your say so.
However - it would have at least perhaps averted the -2.
No, I said I wouldn't lie.
I'd have *still* -2ed you.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:06:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:50:58 EST (#)
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WTF ^^
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:27:41 EST (#)
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welcome to my house.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:16:34 EST (#)
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I just told her that about this douche who pretended to die on the internet.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:36:49 EST (#)
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wow, where the FUCK have you been?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.............
QUIT BREATHING MY AIR!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:25:20 EST (#)
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Why, no I have not.
Thanks for the inquiry.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:11:02 EST (#)
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damn corn_nugget you still didnt get that hairbrush out of your cooch?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:11:02 EST (#)
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Not historical. Rather, just how this post made me feel.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 00:01:07 EST (#)
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Who's number is that, Vals? Oh wait... Delaware? Nobody from Delaware uses Uber.
It's a fact.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:55:17 EST (#)
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lol keep the -2s coming guys
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:50:59 EST (#)
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ok, i fucked that one up... i MEANT to say:
it's always good to know who's missing intestine amid the massess.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
orgasmo- is that actual history? always to know who'd missing intestine amongst the massess.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:41:19 EST (#)
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One day back when I was nine I took an awful fall
Out in front of Shoney's near the local shopping mall,
Both my feet got tangled and I twisted up my toes,
Lost my balance, missed a step and down I went. Oh noes!
Beside the curb there sat a trash can and a little fence,
Both were made from metal which was green and rough and dense,
Flailing so, my hands reached for the trash can as I passed
They missed, I turned and wound up with a fence post in my ass.
First it felt like nothing, maybe just a little bump
Then I got real full inside, just like I had to dump,
Then I felt the bleeding and I felt my weight shift down
Working three more inches in...I wore a worried frown.
Dialing 911 the passers-by grew weak and faint
Witnessing a boy with rusty metal up his taint,
I saw their hands reach out to help, as I began to weep,
Not to pull me off but keep more post from sliding deep.
Yards of my intestines were removed later that day
I wasn't drugged quite properly, and so I felt the pain,
Felt the doctors fingers as they moved my insides 'round,
Heard the slap of 'testines, newly-sliced, thrown to the ground.
This, and more, was done that day, and yet I'd sooner choose
To go through all the pain again than read this.
Minus two.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:33:45 EST (#)
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But if you aren't...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:33:27 EST (#)
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Because if you are, then all hail the God, he has returned!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:32:47 EST (#)
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wait... are you gibberish?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:29:37 EST (#)
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I know this must hurt.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:26:59 EST (#)
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dum lol
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:20:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:12:21 (#)
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No Comment
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Where the hell you been?!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:19:14 EST (#)
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Dude, what the fuck? You're never on AIM anymore. If you got a new screenname, hit me up sometime.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:12:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-16 23:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you, 12? It's time to go night-night.