Who I am (1362 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2006-01-17 01:32:41 EST
I'm analytical. I take the time to figure everything out, which isn't always a good thing. I like going to sites like www.similarminds.com and taking personality tests.
I'm the person who always "knows" what to do, even if I chose not to do it. Instincts!
I'm a listener. I like to sit back and observe.
I'm sympathetic. I will understand where you're coming from, even if I've never been there.
I'm blunt. And if you can't handle that, you can't handle me. Not everyone can, and it's okay.
I'm honest. I'll tell you what I think, if you ask. Shoot, even if you don't ask, I will.
I'm insecure. I hate how I look, some decisions I've made, and I worry about my future. My past is the stereotype for an inscure woman- too many men in too little time.
I'm loyal. It takes a lot for me to let you in, but once I do, I will always be there, even if it doesn't seem like it.
I'm open. I'll tell you if I love you, hate you, respect you or dispise you. Do you want to know about my struggles with depression? My health? My past? If I haven't already disclosed it, I will if you ask.
I'm spontanious. It's not that I do things without thinking- I just require less thinking than most.
I'm okay. I am okay with the fact that I'm a poor speller.
I'm a dog person. I love my dog more than most people. I will end a friendship over my dog, which says a lot, because I'm loyal to my friends.
I'm sensitive. It probably has a lot to do with how open I am... I lay everything out, and sometimes people attack that. If it's not personal, I don't care. If it is personal, no matter how much I try to pretend that it doesn't bother me, it does.
I'm proud. I'm proud of the things I've been through and what I've overcome. As much as my open nature leads me to pain, I'm proud that I'm okay with being open.
I'm logical. Do you want to discuss something? I'll have a go at it. I'll figure you out while you argue your point.
I'm fun. I don't care what we're doing or how we're doing it, as long as it makes me laugh, I like it. Bag party? Sure!
And you, uber?
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-17 22:22:04 (#)
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Those bags are a good idea for that crew, except they're not pulled low enough over the heads and faces.
ha
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:46:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-17 22:22:04 EST (#)
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Those bags are a good idea for that crew, except they're not pulled low enough over the heads and faces.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 21:52:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:49:16 (#)
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I'm tired of hearing people talk about themselves.
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I like it. I think most people like it... which is why TMI et al is so popular. Shoot, it's why Uber itself is so popular. Writing, by nature, is a reflection of the writer. Perhaps you mean you're tired of the blatant "this is who I am" without any creativity in it? That's a pretty valid thing to be tired of.
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Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:36:03 (#)
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"I'm spontanious. It's not that I do things without thinking- I just require less thinking than most."
i heard "im schizophrenic".
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Haha Nahhh, it's closer to bi-polar.
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Lisa, you might be on to something. I suppose we're all insecure in our own ways, I guess I just feel MORE insecure since I'm so aware of it. Who knows.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-17 21:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't know who I am.
i DO know I hate shit like this.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:46:59 EST (#)
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I'm lazy, impatient, and when I talk about my good personality traits, that's usually all it is - talk.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:12:37 EST (#)
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For the dog having a bag on its head.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:57:39 EST (#)
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Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 62% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 58% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34% 43%
Narcissistic |||||| 26% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54% 39%
Dependent |||||||||| 34% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%
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some of my bored at work is going to go away now thanks to this page. btw... what's schizotypal and is it bad that i'm that much? same with borderline. i'm fucking nuts aren't i? great. i'm going to start lying now.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-17 12:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to mock and belittle you for this, but then I noticed that both Grandma(pa?) and the dog had bags on their heads.
No idea what the story is behind that picture, but I'll bet it is expainable in some sort of ultra-cheesy "aren't we such a close and loving group of friends and family?" kind of way . . . and I DIG that shit, man.
Submitted by Gumbo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you sound like trouble...surely pfizer have something in their shelves for u
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani is teh weird.
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 78% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 54% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 82% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 74% 39%
Dependent |||||||||| 34% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% 40%
*scores in gray are the average web score
----well at least i'm not dependent----
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm katy, with a y.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Similarminds.com is really disappointing. It's not just that I'm rather offended by one of the tests calling me 'strange' and 'weird', it's that no psych test ever should try to pass those words off as scientific. So, because someone is introverted they're automatically a bunch of negative stereotypes... yeah okay. And it's not important or relevant that introverts make up the majority of the higher end of the IQ spectrum? Nope, we're not valuable to society at all. Stupid hack.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i did one of these so here it is for your reading pleasure: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80439
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:15:38 EST (#)
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I would do one of these, but nobody actually, really gives a shit.
(I do care about your spelling though - remember, ALL of uber does).
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a Doer, right wrong whatever I will make a decision and get it done.
I'm passionate, if it is worth me being involved physically or emotionally it is worth all of me.
I'm impatient, I want/ need instant gratification.
I'm loyal, if we are down we're down for life.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:03:14 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/76500
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-17 09:01:15 EST (#)
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yay for logical, analytical and rational!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:50:35 EST (#)
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I am the secret hand guiding the Bush administration.
Oh fuck now you know I'm Carl Rove.
Fuck.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:49:16 EST (#)
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I'm tired of hearing people talk about themselves.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so far this bandwagon hasn't erupted. thank god.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:35:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-17 08:02:24 EST (#)
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I'm horny.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-17 07:23:40 EST (#)
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This all seems to be in order. Though I'd add that you're also introspective, and very intuitive when it comes to figuring other people out.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-17 07:22:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:53:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Loyal, open and spontanious. What more could a man ask from a cunt?
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Don't forget "Bag party? Sure!"...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-17 06:48:08 EST (#)
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I'm cold and sadistic.
I'm incapable of basic human emotion.
I'm pretty sure T.M.I ended a week ago, so what the fuck is this shit, bitch?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-17 04:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loyal, open and spontanious. What more could a man ask from a cunt?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-17 03:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The most insecure people can't admit it so easily. I don't think you're more insecure than most, I think you're more honest about it.
But it's "spontaneous" and you are a poor speller, and for that you must die.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm as deadly as they come. You saw how I took Method out with my bare hands, right?
Right?
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:36:03 EST (#)
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"I'm spontanious. It's not that I do things without thinking- I just require less thinking than most."
i heard "im schizophrenic".
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to start +2ing my posts for fun.
And matt, I know you are psycho. Killer... hmmm maybe not.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:23:29 EST (#)
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I'm a psycho killer, and I'm standing behind you as you're reading this.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:18:40 EST (#)
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yes, bars aren't always (if ever) the best place to meet people.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-17 02:06:07 EST (#)
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yeah, it's much more fun, when you go in blind, to discover and share the defects and
maintenance requirements of each other when you meet on Craigslist.
the safety key is to meet in a public place and restrict your meeting to 30 minutes
regardless if you like each other or not
it may sound 'creepy' to you but i've found it much more interesting and fun than sitting
in a fucking bar and listening to some fucking drunk
woman
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:52:50 EST (#)
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Rad- I know.
Herp- You're insecure and wanting.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:51:40 EST (#)
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But more importantly...
What do YOU think of ME?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:49:20 EST (#)
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I'm an asshole.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:43:37 EST (#)
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oh, and it's Craigslist, right?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:43:09 EST (#)
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Yeah, I'm sure. I am just hoping uber follows suit, and I get to read who everyone says they are. It's interesting to see what people think of themselves!
Plus I'm bored and awake!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:42:03 EST (#)
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are you sure you didn't intend this to go on Graigslist?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:40:21 EST (#)
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This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world! Wooo,
wooo! Wooo, wooo!
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil
I'm regretful!