Appealing to the softer side of Uber (918 hits)
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Submitted by jo schmoe (View user info) at 2006-01-17 13:52:17 EST
Hey guys! I just had to show off our new babies. We got three of them, and they're about 2 weeks old.
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Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Out of focus cuteness! Or is that just my eyes?
No, wait, it's my eyes, carry on.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I know, I know... The incorrect use of that golf club may have ruined it.
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
It made me smile because it reminded me of last week when I got some kittens that looked similar.
A neighbor had a cat that had kittens and they were giving them away free. I took two and proceeded to drive out to some farmland about 10 miles away. I took a golf club to one of them, but it just flopped over dead and didn't go more than 3-4 feet. Well, you live and learn... So I drove back with the other one and this time used a baseball bat to launch the little guy over the fence and over another neighbor's yard to the next.
They have 3 children around ranging from 5-10 years old or so and I heard them crying. It almost made me feel bad....Almost.
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How horrible of you.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did you use an iron or you driver?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It made me smile because it reminded me of last week when I got some kittens that looked similar.
A neighbor had a cat that had kittens and they were giving them away free. I took two and proceeded to drive out to some farmland about 10 miles away. I took a golf club to one of them, but it just flopped over dead and didn't go more than 3-4 feet. Well, you live and learn... So I drove back with the other one and this time used a baseball bat to launch the little guy over the fence and over another neighbor's yard to the next.
They have 3 children around ranging from 5-10 years old or so and I heard them crying. It almost made me feel bad....Almost.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha! i am totally naming one moo-shu
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-18 05:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kick ass. I'd name them Moo-Shoo Pork, Chicken Lo-Mein, and Beef with Broccoli.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Kitten faces, gercha fresh kitten faces ere the're laverly.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm, tender.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-17 22:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*weeps*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-17 22:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww
p.s. soft side and uber can never go in the same sentence again.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Clearly, no one pays attention to anything I say.
Harumph.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:02:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
they're not babies.
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O_O
my whole life is crumbling around me
<sobbing in corner> WHY WOULD HE LIE TO US?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one's made a "little brown pussy" joke? Shame, Uber, shame.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEEEEET!!! WHERE DID YOU FIND SOMEONE SELLING REAL EEWOKS?
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i laughed for five minutes straight.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
they're not babies.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so those are the things that kicked the stormtrooper's asses in "Jedi"?
im guessing that particular squad of stormtroopers was filled with gungans and mental deficients.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEEEEET!!! WHERE DID YOU FIND SOMEONE SELLING REAL EEWOKS?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Their shit still stinks, though.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
GAH! What is wrong with that kitten?? It's face looks like a fucking Ewok.
If he starts saying "yub yub" instead of meowing, I'm getting a hammer.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:22:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Be a man. Get a dog. And then you can feed him those kittens.
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you mean i have to grow a penis, too?
this is going to be more difficult than i thought! hehe
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:38:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:55:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
there is a softer side of Uber? Where?
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Just to the left of the seedy underbelly. It's less of a "side" though, and more like a 2cm square patch.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They look delicious.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Be a man. Get a dog. And then you can feed him those kittens.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*squealing*
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Kittens!
They are always sweet. no matter what.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was totally ready to post a comment containing three paragraphs of nothing but laughing; then I saw the kittens.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SCHNOOKU-WUKUMS WITTLE WITTY BITTY KITTENS.
I'm not gay. Really, I'm not.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
schweeeet meow
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwwh.
I want a kitten.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto kittie +2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
great, now I'm hungry
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-17 14:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kitties!!!!
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:53:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
How was the sex? I mean kitten sex is the best thing next to puppy sex.
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absoulutely fantastic! thanks for asking!
(although their little claws scratched the old twat something fierce)
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:53:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pets auto +2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
there is a softer side of Uber? Where?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pets auto +2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How was the sex? I mean kitten sex is the best thing next to puppy sex.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-17 13:52:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
:-D