Who here can't masturbate? (1209 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.08 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Triple Optics (View user info) at 2006-01-17 16:48:15 EST
Don't worry. You're not the only ones.
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-17 21:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I lead the league in jacking off, dipshit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-17 21:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-01-17 21:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed out loud, people are looking at me.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HMMMMmmmm...
Como se dice en Ingles? B@W?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy could probably give a great reach-around...
WHAT!??!??!!?!??!?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if ppl couldnt masterbate, the suicide rate would be up 150%
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uber
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lucid:
like those things in space...
i don't think i could fuck that man...
just wouldn't be able to set the mood y'know...
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
They make worm holes for situations just like these.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Where I am, I get more ass than a toilet seat.
And I mean Ass!
They call me "Big Con"
rrrrrr
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-17 19:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no seriously, i haven't been able to masturbate.
i think i'm going to die soon.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
electro
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:22:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
---
Ghola preaches truth.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
What if he stood still for longer then 2.9 seconds?
-----
His arms would be infront of him, but hanging still. get it? hanging still!
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
===========================
I thought the "A MATURING JOE PISCOPO" said "A MASTURBATING JOE PISCOPO" at first and thought it would be relevant.
Woooooooo
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-17 17:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is wank.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Weirdness.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What if he stood still for longer then 2.9 seconds?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-17 16:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it!