HEY, COOL ENGLISH KIDS….. I Bought a Book Today (3352 hits)
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Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-18 00:37:50 EST
It's about Buddhism; written by a Frenchman; in Spanish.
I like that.
Hey, cool English kids.... I've been researching flat rentals. What does it mean when they say it's a "double"? Does that mean I'd have to share a bedroom?
I guess it doesn't matter, but 700 pounds for half a bedroom is a little steep.
Also, I'm genuinely concerned about the perception people will have when I inquire about the flats. Is this paranoia, or is it truly assumed that I, as an American, will lack manners, intelligence and be culturally unaware?
My roommate is half Puerto Rican. His father is fully Puerto Rican and his mother is "white" (pieces of Irish, English, and Scottish....?)
When asked, he names claims to be Puerto Rican.
I asked him why.
It annoyed me that he always identifies with the Puerto Rican and not the rest. This isn't because I see one to be less than the other, just that I don't understand how one chooses a half.
He said that there isn't really a "bi-racial" category on most census'
....so, he chooses what he is the "most".
I think it is so weird. Why is there a most? You grew up in the US. Your parents grew up in the US. You are American. Why are we not a people? There are African Americans. There are Native Americans. Why are there not European Americans? Oh, yeah...there are. We're white. We are Caucasian....whatever the fuck that means. Still, there is always a pretense to the "American".
I am enough Native American to merit some sweet kickbacks. My grandfather's Dad was a badass Cherokee Indian....but I don't say I'm Cherokee. It's the "most" that I am...but I'm not fucking Cherokee. I don't pretend to be what I'm not. I have ONE picture of my pimp old great grandfather Cherokee Indian. Actually, I am the only one in my family to be fortunate enough to posses a picture of him and my "white" great-grandmother.
I also have one pimp ass picture of my OTHER great, great, great grandfather, Commodore Perry. My grandfather and father are named after him. He made a name for himself in the War of 1812; (which has been stricken from the records).
So, am I a sweet battle fighting American? Or, am I a sweet over-comer of disease Indian?
I don't make a choice. I am what I am and that's a citizen of the United States of America. I'm not black/white/yellow/red. I'm a mutt. We all are. Unless you're muther fucking Adam or Eve; unless you're the fucking original fish/bird/monkey.... You're a God damned mutt.
Why do people have to choose? Why do we fucking care? Why are we categorized?
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-31 16:56:03 EST (#)
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nice eyes.
Also, I agree with your post.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-31 15:42:09 EST (#)
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you do look quite delicious no matter what flavor you might be.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-15 03:52:04 EST (#)
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wow amazing eyes actually, whoa
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-15 03:17:52 EST (#)
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Commodore Oliver Perry, an American Naval officer primarily known for his involvement the Battle of Lake Erie during the War of 1812.
WILKAPEDIA ME UP!
Did you know he had a brother called Matthew Perry..........and a great friend called Jennifer Aniston, well the first bit is true.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-01-15 00:40:20 EST (#)
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identity and legitimacy
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:01:14 EDT (#)
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Answer me George or I will have to do something drastic.
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:33:00 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Is this you?
http://www.hollygolightly.com/
or is that where your user name came from?
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Method, I remember you trying to get me to do something stupid outside a bar in NY, but can't remember what it was.
Care to enlighten me?
-Dave
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:20:45 EDT (#)
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Here we go, I'm about to blow up
Don't you dare bite my rhymes, I'll make you throw up
Poison soaked in an acid bath
Swallow homeboy, your throat'll need a skin graft
Toss it up, while the DJ known as Evil cuts
You wanna know what's happenin - "WHAT?"
The beat become my soul, I'm goin out of control
Look in my face as my eyeballs roll
back in my head and the mic glows red
Step in my face and you'll wind up dead
I dunno why, but the pic made me think of a rap DJ thing
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:12:49 EDT (#)
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Give her some time, Davey Boy, I know you're itching to hit on her, you sly dog, you
= )
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:04:52 EDT (#)
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So did you ever make it this way?
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:25:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:43:36 (#)
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Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:25:19 (#)
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"will stop asking me to create racial tickboxes in word"
Berty - Why don't you just use the "insert symbol" function? It's probably easier than creating one using most other methods.
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I'm glad you asked. You see I originally created the form using a primitive version of word that didn't seem to have the functionality, at least if it did I didn't understand how to do it. Now the interesting thing is that when IT blessed me with a new computer (with the cartoon version of windows and everything) all the other forms and what have you needed to be re-done as the versions corrupted all the old files. Nobody knows why.
Anyway, I then spent a few leisurly afternoons updating the old forms and so on. For a good couple of weeks I adopted the air of a listless renaisence prince, smoking and exchanging witty banter on the 'emptiness of being' with the goodly folk of marketing. There were all manner of delightful 'misunderstandings' and pleasent dalliances. Of course all good times must end as the work was inevitably completed. Probably for the best really as we had to make another 65 people redundant.
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Take this on the road Berty.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-26 04:16:07 EST (#)
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i agree.
for humans, there's no such thing as purebred, only inbred.
p.s. you have an extrodinarily pretty top half of face.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:43:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:25:19 (#)
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"will stop asking me to create racial tickboxes in word"
Berty - Why don't you just use the "insert symbol" function? It's probably easier than creating one using most other methods.
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I'm glad you asked. You see I originally created the form using a primitive version of word that didn't seem to have the functionality, at least if it did I didn't understand how to do it. Now the interesting thing is that when IT blessed me with a new computer (with the cartoon version of windows and everything) all the other forms and what have you needed to be re-done as the versions corrupted all the old files. Nobody knows why.
Anyway, I then spent a few leisurly afternoons updating the old forms and so on. For a good couple of weeks I adopted the air of a listless renaisence prince, smoking and exchanging witty banter on the 'emptiness of being' with the goodly folk of marketing. There were all manner of delightful 'misunderstandings' and pleasent dalliances. Of course all good times must end as the work was inevitably completed. Probably for the best really as we had to make another 65 people redundant.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:23:04 EST (#)
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HOLLY! Im at your door step. Where are my clothes>?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:50:46 EST (#)
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i repeat
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-18 00:42:08 (#)
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If that is you, I suggest you bring me along
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:50:40 EST (#)
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oh yeah there's also a porn girl named cherokee. thought i should share.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:44:08 EST (#)
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i'd hit it
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:38:08 EST (#)
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Sent you an Email! x
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:28:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-20 06:21:09 EST (#)
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Acarnis, I don't follow your train of thought.
Yes, I have caucasian origins, but that's why they call 'em 'origins'. It's where my bloodline originated from.
His origins were black African. Mine were white European. My POINT was that I have lived in Africa all my life, as did my parents and their parents and their parents. That makes me very African.
He was born in America, as were his parents, their paretns and their parents, making him very much American.
Our 'argument' was that I was more African than him. He didn't see it from that point of view, as neither did you. Yes, I undestand what 'race' means, but that's not what I'm getting at.
Oh, and no, I do not see myself as European-American. I have only been staying in London for six months, and have never been to the States. Therefore, I'm a white African. On holiday in Europe.
At least that's how i see it.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:25:19 EST (#)
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"will stop asking me to create racial tickboxes in word"
Berty - Why don't you just use the "insert symbol" function? It's probably easier than creating one using most other methods.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:13:55 EST (#)
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good stuff
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:00:07 EST (#)
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at least i'm not the only tard that has this on her mind.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-19 15:57:40 EST (#)
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hawt
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-19 15:45:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:27:29 (#)
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ya know... it's probably a really weird coincidence, but absolutely every white person i see/hear of/meet that says they have indian in them always says cherokee. i've never met a part oglala sioux, or part coeur d'alene, or part ute, or part pequot, it's all part cherokee. how'd that happen? did the cherokee just fuck a lot more white people? or did white people just fuck alot more cherokees?
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i ALWAYS wonder about this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:11:37 EST (#)
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oooh Holly I just emailed him to check it is OK to give you his address. Everyone in England has gone home from work now so he'll probably get back to me tomorrow. I hope you fall in love and live happily ever after.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:45:48 EST (#)
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SEE????? can't just be the shawnee NOOOOOO hasta have the cherokee. god those bastards must've fucked like rabbits.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:45:02 EST (#)
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Woman I work with is part Shawnee.
And part Cherokee.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:41:36 EST (#)
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yes but i'd really like to meet someone whose part native american that's something other than cherokee. nowhere near the largest group but every one seems to have one in their family. well cept me. i know about the trail of tears. don't need the link, thanks though.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:39:38 EST (#)
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and acarnis, in the logical definition vs actual definition the actual definition will prevail. it may make more sense, or just be easier, to say geographic ancestry, kinda but that would only really boil it down to three races and there are a few more varieties nowadays. like caucasoid, negroid, mongoloid (everyone laugh now) may be the original three classifications and all but if you really take a look around there's far more that defines a race, and that has been included in the definition, than the general area whatever each starter monkey sprung from.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:35:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:27:29 (#)
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or did white people just fuck alot more cherokees?
Andrew Jackson fucked em all over. Pretty hard too... We call it the "Trail of Tears."
http://ngeorgia.com/history/nghisttt.html
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:27:29 EST (#)
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ya know... it's probably a really weird coincidence, but absolutely every white person i see/hear of/meet that says they have indian in them always says cherokee. i've never met a part oglala sioux, or part coeur d'alene, or part ute, or part pequot, it's all part cherokee. how'd that happen? did the cherokee just fuck a lot more white people? or did white people just fuck alot more cherokees?
other than that i liked this.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:12:00 EST (#)
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Pseudo-intellectual post, Auto -1
"Why do people have to choose? Why do we fucking care? Why are we categorized?"
People don't "choose" their race. The choosing only comes about from an insufficient categorization on the particular census.
We care about categorization for several reasons. For one, the medical industry needs your genetic background for treatment and prognosis. It would be rather unpractical to do genetic testing each time you make a doctor's visit. Marketing departments in corporations can better serve customers based on not only cultural, but also genetic factors, when they segment their markets. Politically and socially, I'll give you an example that happened just RECENTLY.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78600#1682700
Actually, your roommate is not far off in identifying himself as "Puerto Rican." You see, Puerto Rican is NOT a race, it's a nationality. It's a subdivision of the ethnicity "Hispanic," which is NOT a race either. The difference between ethnicities and races (primary examples being Hispanics and Jews) is that ethnicities cover several races. Hispanics can either be white, brown, or black.. and the brown ones can even look Asian. Jews are also multi-colored.
(On a similar note... phuzzygish, you don't understand the most logical definition of 'race.' Race refers to GEOGRAPHIC ANCESTRY. Phuzzygush, my dear friend, you are 'Caucasian', Caucasia is in Europe...when you were at Africa, you were European-African. Now that you're in the states, you are European-American. You were African by culture, by nationality, and even ethnically... but not racially.)
Lastly, no one is stopping you from calling yourself European-American. I call people European-American sometimes, myself. However, as you stated earlier in this very post, you may be offending Europeans since they stereotype you as a dumb airhead.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:51:38 EST (#)
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what's that shit under your eyes? eh, who cares. you're smokin'.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:25:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:19:07 (#)
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I got into an argument with a black 4th generation guy from Boise. I'm a white-assed caucasian, but I told him I'm more African than he is. He didn't agree.
My point was that yes, he may be a negro, but he's a 4th generation American. I'm white, but I'm a 5th generation African. He should be proud to be an American.
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Dem Kaffier. Give 'im a shirt with e collar end he thinks e's a real men.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:19:07 EST (#)
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I got into an argument with a black 4th generation guy from Boise. I'm a white-assed caucasian, but I told him I'm more African than he is. He didn't agree.
My point was that yes, he may be a negro, but he's a 4th generation American. I'm white, but I'm a 5th generation African. He should be proud to be an American.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:05:39 EST (#)
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Holly. Less Talking. Less Clothes. Time for Mating. Nuff Said.
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2006-01-19 05:32:38 EST (#)
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Du siehst Deutsch aus.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-18 22:24:06 EST (#)
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pretty.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:09:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:41:24 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:12:35 (#)
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CINDY!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I was thinking, when I move... can maybe you, your husband, the butterfly doctor and I have dinner together sometime?
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you so can. he's pretty desperate though. he's lately been spotted speed dating.
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Hey, Cind...if the speed dating doesn't work out, might I have the poor doctor's email address?
I promise to pay for dinner.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:24:57 EST (#)
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I just realized that I look better if you tilt your head ever so severely to the right.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:17:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:34:15 (#)
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I bought a bag today.
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I hope that the weight and quality were...... good, I guess.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:34:15 EST (#)
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I bought a bag today.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 15:52:59 EST (#)
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Jonny you can only come if you let us put makeup on you and do your nails.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 15:47:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:19:38 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:08:22 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:48:32 (#)
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Your eye makeup is wicked, I love it
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I just imagined us having a PJ party. Not exactly sure why, but I guess I just envisioned us doing eachother's hair/makeup and having a pillow fight after we watch some Olsen twin movie and prank call uberboys.
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That sounds hella fun, we should totally do it. I'll bring the vodka and my list of Ubersite phone numbers.
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sounds fun, i wanna go too!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 15:33:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:42:03 (#)
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I didn't mean to spaz yer rating.
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Hey, you can give me -2s all day. That's your entitlement as an internet BFF.
Anyway, at least he likes to be efficient!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:42:03 EST (#)
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I didn't mean to spaz yer rating.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:41:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:12:35 (#)
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CINDY!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I was thinking, when I move... can maybe you, your husband, the butterfly doctor and I have dinner together sometime?
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you so can. he's pretty desperate though. he's lately been spotted speed dating.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:28:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:19:38 (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:08:22 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:48:32 (#)
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Your eye makeup is wicked, I love it
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I just imagined us having a PJ party. Not exactly sure why, but I guess I just envisioned us doing eachother's hair/makeup and having a pillow fight after we watch some Olsen twin movie and prank call uberboys.
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That sounds hella fun, we should totally do it. I'll bring the vodka and my list of Ubersite phone numbers.
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I'll turn the ringer on....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:11:53 EST (#)
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Wow. You're really going to move? Good for you.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:58:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:53:19 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:47:01 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:19:00 (#)
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You can scoff Red but at the end of the day it's £50 a month in Sutton Coldfield.
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Is that for a cardboard box or what? That seems frighteningly cheap.
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It's a conditional offer.
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Thanks, anyway, but I don't see myself living in a brothel.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:26:16 EST (#)
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Hey, Jeanneee. Once C1ndy RSVPs, maybe you could come along to the Uberdinner. Maybe we could con them into staying up until the wee hours of 11pm at the bar.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:19:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:08:22 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:48:32 (#)
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Your eye makeup is wicked, I love it
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I just imagined us having a PJ party. Not exactly sure why, but I guess I just envisioned us doing eachother's hair/makeup and having a pillow fight after we watch some Olsen twin movie and prank call uberboys.
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That sounds hella fun, we should totally do it. I'll bring the vodka and my list of Ubersite phone numbers.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:14:54 EST (#)
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Oh, yeah. That was my dream house in London. I will probably end up a street person, which is fine because some of those people make more money than I do now.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:12:35 EST (#)
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CINDY!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I was thinking, when I move... can maybe you, your husband, the butterfly doctor and I have dinner together sometime?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:11:39 EST (#)
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I'm right now listening to Chopin's Piano Nocturne in E minor. It is a beautiful score, isn't it?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:10:17 EST (#)
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woooo Holly!
£700 is far too much to pay you mentalist.
Our mortgage is only £500 a month and we live in a 3 bedroom house with a little garden (although it is in Portsmouth) Are you looking at some sort of central London penthouse or something?
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:08:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:48:32 (#)
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Your eye makeup is wicked, I love it
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I just imagined us having a PJ party. Not exactly sure why, but I guess I just envisioned us doing eachother's hair/makeup and having a pillow fight after we watch some Olsen twin movie and prank call uberboys.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:06:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:31:38 (#)
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Any bitch looks better with a ton of makeup on.
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Ain't that the truth!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:48:32 EST (#)
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Your eye makeup is wicked, I love it
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:42:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:27:53 (#)
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Wow, your eyes make me think of someone I haven't seen in a long time.
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PAT BENATAR!!??
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:37:23 EST (#)
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Hang on Holly, I wrote an email to you this morning. Didn't you get it?
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:31:38 EST (#)
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Any bitch looks better with a ton of makeup on.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:25:45 EST (#)
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I'll categorize you since you don't want to....UBER Hotty
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:23:24 EST (#)
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I would fuck you in the face.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:18:17 EST (#)
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Oh, then you must not reply to me due to some unfortunate mix-up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 12:14:49 EST (#)
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Your messages don't go into Junk mail by the way.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:46:45 EST (#)
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Berty, could you please check your junk mail?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:40:20 EST (#)
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No Berty. Im a cock-loving black midget with 'big ghey 'air'
wanna fuck ?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:28:39 EST (#)
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Hairy?
Aren't you married and the owner of a fine mortgage?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:21:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:13:13 (#)
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actually, Berty, this is going to sound like i'm lying, but i'm moving to amsterdam before summer. I've been saving up money for two years so I can get the fuck out of this country for awhile. Yeah, go ahead, say it. I'm going to live in a haze of drugs and hookers. That's only 85% of it. Then there's the hot european chicks that aren't hookers. That's another 10%. Other than that, It's perfect because they speak english, it's easy to get to other countries, and I even plan on getting a JOB.
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Dutch women wear glasses to distinguish themselves from hookers
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:19:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:21:13 (#)
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I'm sure somebody has already answered this but allow me to feel important: it means it's big enough for a double bed. If they're advertising it as a single, it'll be so small you'll have to sleep in a crouch. Why not live just outside london and commute? I've got the ground floor of a big old victorian house for £480. If you shared with a polish immigrant you'd be looking at £250 tops.
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+£250 for your travels, +£50 for a taxi everytime you get too pissed/charged to think or care about your last train - and you have to live around those insular hampshire types.
Ill sleep in a crouch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:04:35 EST (#)
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I don't give a shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:55:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:13:13 (#)
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actually, Berty, this is going to sound like i'm lying, but i'm moving to amsterdam before summer. I've been saving up money for two years so I can get the fuck out of this country for awhile. Yeah, go ahead, say it. I'm going to live in a haze of drugs and hookers. That's only 85% of it. Then there's the hot european chicks that aren't hookers. That's another 10%. Other than that, It's perfect because they speak english, it's easy to get to other countries, and I even plan on getting a JOB.
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When you get there I'm going to come visit. We're going to go out and find The Californian.
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:34:25 EST (#)
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People label themselves for the same reason they label everything else....they think it gives them an identity
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:32:42 EST (#)
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whats with only half a pic? Hiding your 5 o'clock shadow/ trachetotomy scars?
"overpaid, overfed, oversexed and over here." FUCK
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:27:28 EST (#)
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amusing post.
you have spooge under your eyes int the pic.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:14:13 EST (#)
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so basically i'm saying i'll stop by for a pint.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:13:13 EST (#)
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actually, Berty, this is going to sound like i'm lying, but i'm moving to amsterdam before summer. I've been saving up money for two years so I can get the fuck out of this country for awhile. Yeah, go ahead, say it. I'm going to live in a haze of drugs and hookers. That's only 85% of it. Then there's the hot european chicks that aren't hookers. That's another 10%. Other than that, It's perfect because they speak english, it's easy to get to other countries, and I even plan on getting a JOB.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:09:26 EST (#)
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+2 for appearing hot.
-2 for doing the annoying English/British thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:07:34 EST (#)
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You could come too GLALL. We love immigrants in Britian. It's not like America where you need to have a degree.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:05:30 EST (#)
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So wait a second. You're leaving this, Ohio, the heartbeat of America, for London? Rainy, smelly, fish and chips eating London? You haven't researched this at all? You just like their accents, don't you? You remind me of a drama girl who never got her cooch rubbed off by an attractive man, so let me go ahead and make my services available to you.
YOU WERE THINKING SEXUAL!?!?!? I kill people, lady. I'm trying to say that you don't deserve to live, so let me help you off yourself with a 5 lb. bag of excrement. How do I do it? I stuff your ass with it, BITCH.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:38:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:52:55 (#)
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700 quid for a room is normal in London although a bit much outside of London
A BIT MUCH?! Your getting ripped off if our spending more than 250 squids for a ROOM!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:27:18 EST (#)
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Dammit Jamie! You scared the shit out of me.
I'm really worried about her, she was really depressed when she was last about. I've tried calling her and stuff but I've not heard a peep from her.
I'd like to think that she's met a nice man and she's too busy being deliriously happy to bother with Uber but well... That sort of thing just doesn't happen in Birmingham. I hope she's ok.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:21:13 EST (#)
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I'm sure somebody has already answered this but allow me to feel important: it means it's big enough for a double bed. If they're advertising it as a single, it'll be so small you'll have to sleep in a crouch. Why not live just outside london and commute? I've got the ground floor of a big old victorian house for £480. If you shared with a polish immigrant you'd be looking at £250 tops.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:01:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:06:29 (#)
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Gig starts around 8ish, pre or post gig drinks should be cool.
It would be really good if Dee could join us, though she's not been about much or on email. """
she died.
didn't you hear?
her rancid cunt finally 'sploded.
It's like when they used to fill in landfill sites and didn't put plant in to collect the methane.
All the shit just finally popped.
:-(
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:55:13 EST (#)
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Human beings like to join groups to give themselves a sense of identity. People in their group are to be defended and championed at all costs, and the "out group" are the enemy to be beaten/outsmarted, usually considered sub-human if the competition is intense enough. If there's no ethnic or racial mix people will divide along religious sect lines, families, sports teams, whatever, they'll make something up if they have to. Thing is, if you don't feel part of a group then that's really bad for your mental health.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:46:20 EST (#)
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Those headphones are hot.
What, you didn't think I could make a serious comment, did you?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:06:29 EST (#)
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Gig starts around 8ish, pre or post gig drinks should be cool.
It would be really good if Dee could join us, though she's not been about much or on email.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:53:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:47:01 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:19:00 (#)
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You can scoff Red but at the end of the day it's £50 a month in Sutton Coldfield.
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Is that for a cardboard box or what? That seems frighteningly cheap.
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It's a conditional offer.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:48:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:40:35 (#)
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Monday 30th. I'm seeing Nick Cave at Symphony Hall.
Where ever that is.
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It's just off Broad Street. We'll pop down that nice place next to the canal that serves Old Speckeled Hen. Alternativly we could just ring Dee and leave the venue up to her and her encyclopedic knowledge of Birmingham's bars.
That is assuming you actually want to meet up and don't not want to see me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:47:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:19:00 (#)
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You can scoff Red but at the end of the day it's £50 a month in Sutton Coldfield.
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Is that for a cardboard box or what? That seems frighteningly cheap.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:40:35 EST (#)
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Monday 30th. I'm seeing Nick Cave at Symphony Hall.
Where ever that is.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:28:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:24:36 (#)
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It's costing me £50 for one night in the center of Birmingham.
Breakfast was extra.
Cunts.
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When are you in Brum? We must go out for drinks at a pretentious bar.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:24:36 EST (#)
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It's costing me £50 for one night in the center of Birmingham.
Breakfast was extra.
Cunts.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:19:00 EST (#)
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You can scoff Red but at the end of the day it's £50 a month in Sutton Coldfield.
Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:04:05 EST (#)
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YOU CAN SHARE MY ROOM AND PERHAPS AFTERWARDS WE CAN HAVE DINNER AND FUCK LIKE ANIMALS.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:03:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 05:40:15 (#)
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£700 is effing verticle. I can sort you out a shared double room for £50 a month.
You won't be able to own any possesions though, Except for one drawer full of clothes.
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As a bonus Holly, you can hear the sound of frantic groinal pumping with the smell of fresh spam in the air when you are staying at Chez Berty.
Or at the very least, the sound of yet another genius review winging its way to Uber to settle on a post like a proud bird of prey bringing back a rodent for the hatchlings.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 05:40:15 EST (#)
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£700 is effing verticle. I can sort you out a shared double room for £50 a month.
You won't be able to own any possesions though, Except for one drawer full of clothes.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-18 05:28:26 EST (#)
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You can get your own place, albeit small for less than that in the SW/SE of London.
That seems a little high to me.
So does the writing on this post.
Smoke much?
-Dave
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-18 05:19:30 EST (#)
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Yeah true but what the fuck do you want a medal? Fuck you ... You look pretty hot though +1
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:57:27 EST (#)
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Depends which part of london, if you are paying that much you must be in West London and subsequently surrounded by cunts in a culture vaccume, excluding parts of NW which just about get away with it.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:52:55 EST (#)
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700 quid for a room is normal in London although a bit much outside of London
double means double sized, which is actually normal sized or smaller. If you see a single advertised then its someone probably trying to flog off their cupboard
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:42:43 EST (#)
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I dont understand but 700 quid is to much
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:42:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:29:42 EST (#)
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Yeah we're all mutts, just like dogs are all mutts, but not every kind are still born with a lean towards the wolf.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:29:27 EST (#)
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A double means you have your own room with a double bed in it.
And that camwhore is being added to my spank bank as we speak.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:23:52 EST (#)
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Why the Nirvana reference? Other than you mentioned Buddhism in the first paragraph.
I think we only get catagorised so people can make demographics.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-18 04:06:04 EST (#)
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You have beautiful eyes. I think the sooner we all tick 'not known' on those ethnicity things the better. Perhaps your friend is looking for identity?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:48:19 EST (#)
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Phuzzygish and co. may have buryed your email in the fivolous banter preceeding the Ubercon, I'll check when I get to work in OH SHIT @ I've got to got, I'll see you soon
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:43:33 EST (#)
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It gave me a raging hard on whilst I read it in my pyjamas if thats any consolation.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:35:54 EST (#)
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Berty, you make me sad.
my e-mail meant nothing?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:27:53 EST (#)
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Wow, your eyes make me think of someone I haven't seen in a long time. Pretty lady, special too, and I always regretted not abusing her trust when she came to me for emotional support.
Not that I was much use, it's hard to comfort a crying woman in a non sexual way when your both wearing pyjamas and you've got a raging hard-on.
Anywho... one day racial heritage will become a non-issue and the government will stop asking me to create racial tickboxes in word. I don't even know why we bother anymore.
Forthewin is funny.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:12:51 EST (#)
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My head is kinda exploding a little.
I'd love you even if that weren't true.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:10:46 EST (#)
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fur mich soll's rote
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:10:16 EST (#)
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Hey, I hear things... Don't shoot the messenger.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:08:20 EST (#)
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I am Australian. If I moved to America and took citizenship, I would be an American.
What kind of fuckstain would I be if I ran around babbling on about being an "Australian American"?
Man, I am stayin' here.
My head is kinda exploding a little.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:07:19 EST (#)
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you think so?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:05:02 EST (#)
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I'll settle this once and for all by saying you're 100% slut.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 01:53:45 EST (#)
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AGNT SMIF- EYM NOT A ROOD PPL I JUS WAS JOLKING AROWN
EYM RELLY NEO FWOM TEH MATRICKS AN EYM GONNA TO DIVE INZIDE UR STOMAK AN MAIK U EXPLOD
HEEHEEEE
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-18 01:53:40 EST (#)
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Because it makes us feel special.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-18 01:27:38 EST (#)
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forthewin you are a rude person.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-18 01:26:51 EST (#)
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You're pretty, even if I rarely understand what you're trying to say. I wish I was part Cherokee so I could have awesome bone structure.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 01:25:42 EST (#)
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LOL- LYK DIS IZ FUNNY LOL <-(LAF OUT LOWD)
EY AM PARTS OF TEH JERMIN ON BOTH SYDZ EYE THENK
JUZT KIDYNG EYM COMPLEETLY JERMIN LYK HITLUR LOL I HAV A MUSTASH AN I HATE PEEPL VAT R JEWS
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-18 00:57:45 EST (#)
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Whaaaa?
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-18 00:54:53 EST (#)
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koukla
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-18 00:42:08 EST (#)
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If that is you, I suggest you bring me along
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-18 00:39:26 EST (#)
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there is no such thing as a cool english kid
fonzy is cool