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Aura (315 hits)

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Rating: 0.42 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Atheist Embryo (View user info) at 2006-01-18 02:05:17 EST


Sometimes he scares me.

His glassy eyes reflect whatever light there is, even the smallest ray.

He drinks my drinks.

He's always around and sometimes that is just irritating as fuck.

He sleeps with his eyes open.

Did I mention he scares me?

We talk alike but the things I say are always better. Sometimes when no one else is around he touches me.

Late at night I can tell what he's thinking, like tonight.

When I'm not wearing my glasses, my fucked up vision accepts him as a distorted looking demon. Oddly enough, I prefer to see him without my glasses on so at least he appears in his true form.

When we were younger, he didn't scare me as much as he does now. He wasn't so angry back then. He doesn't know how to express his anger with anyone really, he just saves it all for me.

Sometimes, when he's talking he forgets who he is and then he is much calmer. I kind of like him like that.

Have you ever not recognized your own reflection? That, my friends, is an interesting feeling.

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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-18 14:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82529

tis a fairly well written post.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-18 10:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mirror man of mine
You don't look good in that dress
Ugly woman, you

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

while i entirely disagree with your
message here, it was interesting.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-18 08:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm a fan of yours-
but this didn't strike me.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Two words for ya: therapist.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yeah Kill em.
I don't actually recognize my reflection.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-01-18 03:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should kill that person.


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