Its nice to have a Hobby (1256 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.87 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JacobT (View user info) at 2006-01-18 06:22:23 EST
It was just another day at work, standing behind the counter at CVS(A pharmacy for those who might not know that chain) and selling boxes of condoms to teenagers, the occasional bottle of Robotussin, and once in awhile something someone actually needs.
I didn't pay much attention when an elderly couple walked in the door, why should I? Probably just here to go get their pills anyway.
Then the old woman walked up to the counter, and set down her purchase, a giant bottle of bably oil. What would she need this for? I didn't know, didn't care, I rang it up while her husband caught up with her with his purchase.
When he got to the counter, he set down the largest box of Trojan Her pleasure condoms we sell. HIS WIFE MUST BE 70?! Why the hell do these 2 need condoms? Why are these 2 even having sex?
I ignored the mental images appearing in my head, and rang him up without making any faces. As I told him the total, he pulled out his wallet and counted his pennies, dimes, nickels, out to exact change. As he leaned in to hand me the money, he asked "Do you know where we can find a Stopwatch?"
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Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:30:55 EST (#)
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I just realized, the box in that picture is British.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
now you know 70-year-old people don't have sex. what's wrong with you.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-18 13:11:49 EST (#)
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My vote is in the pooper.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-18 11:05:43 EST (#)
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Obviously, he was gonna do her in the dumper and didn't want shit on his dick.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:48:35 EST (#)
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maybe they're swingers
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:34:08 EST (#)
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http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.patrick/quin.html, that guy?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:33:06 EST (#)
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I AM SIMON QUINLACK, THE MASTER OF ALL HOBBIES!
If anyone gets that quote Ill be suprised
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-18 09:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
some things i can go without.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-18 08:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If the title wasn't there, it would have been a 0. But whatever.
Maybe he's planning on using them as balloons and timing how long they stay inflated.
But I doubt it.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-18 08:51:17 EST (#)
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Is this one of those logic problems?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-18 08:02:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:37:56 (#)
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Surely she's not able to concieve anymore. Why bother with protection? Can someone of their age still be going along with an STD? Surely not. Maybe their granddaughter was coming to stay or something. Can't work this thing out
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Maybe he had a stamina problem and the condoms are just to slow him down, and he wanted the stopwatch to time himself.
You should have warned him not to use the baby oil with latex.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-18 07:44:11 EST (#)
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Herpes. Sgotta be.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:39:40 EST (#)
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At least he didn't ask you for a bedpan.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:39:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:37:56 (#)
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Maybe their granddaughter was coming to stay or something.
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I hope he didn't buy condoms to use on his granddaughter...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:37:56 EST (#)
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Surely she's not able to concieve anymore. Why bother with protection? Can someone of their age still be going along with an STD? Surely not. Maybe their granddaughter was coming to stay or something. Can't work this thing out
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:37:29 EST (#)
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Why else the jumbo box?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:37:05 EST (#)
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by "they" i mean him and all the other geriatrics at the retirement home.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:36:28 EST (#)
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they ran the age 70+ train on that ho.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:34:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:31:30 (#)
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+1 Not Bad What happens next? What was the stop wacth for? Answer me!!
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I'll tell you when you're older.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:31:30 EST (#)
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+1 Not Bad What happens next? What was the stop wacth for? Answer me!!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:28:05 EST (#)
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This wasn't too bad.
+1 made me smile.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-18 06:27:06 EST (#)
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At least this time you won't feel guilty for poking holes in all the condoms with a safety pin.