My first post...a leap into the unknown (711 hits)
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-01-18 17:11:15 EST
I am expecting a warm welcome from uber full of -2DIE's and such. I come on every day and read a lot of the material that is posted on here. So I have finally decided that it is due time that I post. This is a picture that I took while on travel. It reminds me of how my parents act around me a lot of the time. I can't help but love food way to much. Call me a noob or whatever.
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:43:35 EST (#)
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i like guinness too much to give you a -2. on the other hand.... i think you coulda done better.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:32:17 EST (#)
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It would have been funnier if it said Sammitch Police.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:14:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:54:31 (#)
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HAHAHAHA
+2 for Orgasmatron's parody of Karma Police.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:01:04 EST (#)
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Oh dear oh dear, you should have read my scientific report http://www.ubersite.com/m/82532. Read the errors section to realise your mistake.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-19 09:17:28 EST (#)
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Jees...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:05:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:54:31 (#)
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HAHAHAHA
+2 for Orgasmatron's parody of Karma Police.
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Indeed.
Well. If it had been this guy's idea, not Orgasmatron's, but at least he'll be better prepared for his next post.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-19 07:56:51 EST (#)
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You should know, having been reading this site for a while, that putting "my first post" in your first post is not a very good idea.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-19 07:49:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-18 23:48:12 EST (#)
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Saxon, dear, there really is. I live 10 minutes from it.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-18 23:14:52 EST (#)
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Is there really a town called Sandwich? i think thats baloney between two peices of bread.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-18 23:09:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:14:30 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:48:45 EST (#)
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1) I'm not smelly. Only in a good way.
2) That thing is my new No Comment. If I have nothing to say, I say o=3 .
3) o=3
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:45:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:30:21 (#)
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Alright, I concede. You can be my apprentice. I'll take you under mine wings.
The first thing you must learn is:
Aenis on thyne window, wench.
Oh, yeah, and o=3 .
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HA! I knew someone would use it in a review sooner or later! but that was sooner than i thought g-prime, you smelly har har o=3
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:30:21 EST (#)
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Alright, I concede. You can be my apprentice. I'll take you under mine wings.
The first thing you must learn is:
Aenis on thyne window, wench.
Oh, yeah, and o=3 .
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-18 21:02:03 EST (#)
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Yeah I was traveling around New England. I have also been to Gay, Croatia. Too bad I didn't take a picture.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:58:34 EST (#)
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Were you on Cape Cod?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:54:31 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA
+2 for Orgasmatron's parody of Karma Police.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:34:45 EST (#)
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Better than most shit posted by the regulars. At least it didnt turn into a chatroom.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:33:32 EST (#)
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Goddammit O-tron- you stole my idea after I read JonnyX's...and before I scrolled to yours.
So I wrote my own. Ahem:
My peanut butter sandwich
I love it oh so much
on potato bread or whole wheat
with jelly, just a touch
The creamy or the chunky
it matters not a bit
but when noobs announce their first posts
my sandwich tastes like shit
Welcome to Uber, Guinness.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:19:36 EST (#)
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are you fat or something?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:05:23 EST (#)
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+1 for Guinness.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-18 18:57:44 EST (#)
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-2 Die.
Die and go to hell.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-18 18:49:15 EST (#)
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Pleased with the kind responses?
Well fuck you, then.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-18 18:25:26 EST (#)
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The comments here have an inecsplicable lack of abuse.
And I can't really insutl someone when I can'rt spell inecsplicable corrrectly.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-18 18:24:20 EST (#)
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Why the hell not? My life is shit. I might as well dole out +2's to every Tom, Dick and Harry that comes along. Not like it'll make a goddamned bit of difference in bleak, brutal, cruel and evil world, but maybe, just maybe, it'll prevent you from going insane and killing all those kids on that school bus you've been eying for the last 3 years.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:42:48 EST (#)
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Thanks for the kind comments. It wasn't what I was expecting.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:41:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:34:41 (#)
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This would have been a 0, but you asked for a -2 so you got it.
I agree with williamson, for some reason I have hope for you.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:33:07 (#)
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Noob or whatever.
Welcome to ubersite; unlike 99% of new uberers I've got a good feeling about you. Let's hope you don't turn out to be a douche.
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IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GUINNESS.
Or because he's williamson in disguise.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:39:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:34:41 (#)
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This would have been a 0, but you asked for a -2 so you got it.
I agree with williamson, for some reason I have hope for you.
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You made Orgasmatron make a homage to Radiohead. Thus a benevolent +1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:34:41 EST (#)
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This would have been a 0, but you asked for a -2 so you got it.
I agree with williamson, for some reason I have hope for you.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:33:07 EST (#)
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Noob or whatever.
Welcome to ubersite; unlike 99% of new uberers I've got a good feeling about you. Let's hope you don't turn out to be a douche.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:30:20 EST (#)
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Hell JonnyX, mind if I play too?
Sandwich police
Arrest this ham
It tastes like ass
It comes from out the fridge
It's near the past-sell-date mayo
Sandwich police
Arrest this beef
Its pickle hairdo
Is making me feel ill
And it's wrapped with brown lettuce
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get
When you mess with us
Sandwich police
I've eaten all I can
It's far too much
I've eaten all I can
But they're still on the sub rolls
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get
When you mess with us
For a minute there, I cleared the shelf
I cleared the shelf
Phew, for a minute there, I cleared the shelf
I cleared the shelf
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:30:17 EST (#)
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There's also the Mashpee Police.
Which, coincidentally, are both on the Cape.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:23:29 EST (#)
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Well, I have a hard time negatively rating Guinness.....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:21:27 EST (#)
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The sandwich police, they live inside of my head.
The sandwich police, they come to me in my bed.
The sandwich police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.
You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors ain't nice.
And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night, the night.
'cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.
The sandwich police, they live inside of my head.
(live inside of my head.)
The sandwich police, they come to me in my bed.
(come to me in my bed.)
The sandwich police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.
Well, I can't tell lies, 'cause they're listening to me.
And when I fall asleep, bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight.
'cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.
I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't leave me alone.
They don't get paid to take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone.
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one.
'cause they're waiting for me.
They're looking for me.
Ev'ry single night they're driving me insane.
Those men inside my brain.
The sandwich police, they live inside of my head.
The sandwich police, they come to me in my bed.
The sandwich police, they're coming to arrest me.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:14:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:14:22 EST (#)
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Anyone else notice the alters on this site getting less and less creative?
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:14:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:14:12 EST (#)
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BEZT FIRST POST EVAR!!11!!1!