Shit that pisses me off (884 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.2 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Douglarous (View user info) at 2006-01-18 18:56:04 EST
I had a bad day today. Real bad. I thought I get this off my chest...
When people don't use a fucking turn signal
When I see really obese people
When people get really mad really fast over basicaly nothing
How ten years of friendship, sharing of thoughts, life savings, and emotional help can be lost with one fucking argument
When people walk in my workplace talking on their cellphones.. how rude is that?
When new people come on forums, and fat pieces of shit with no life bitch at them for making an indicent post because they havn't been there as long as they have
If i see one more reality show...
When people ask if i can believe this weather.. YES it happens all the damn time, get over yourself
McDonalds and everytime they come out with a new burger, NOW with Five times the calories and five times the chance you will have a heart attack!
People who smoke; i have tryed it and didn't see the point
How the government takes all of my check, i know the reason behind it, it just pisses the shit out of me
Just plain rude people who think because they had a rough childhood should take it out on everyone else
When people at work assume i want to hear about their weekend.. they literaly walk up to me and start talking
Really bumpy ground when i go to mow the lawn.. i hate being tossed around like a rag doll
Ditsy, slutty girls
When old folk are nearing the end and blow all there money on stupid shit instead of giving it to charity or something good like that
Really dumb and lazy people
When i ask if people have seen an item and there response is "it will be in the last place you look".. i never really understood this remark? no shit?
Spam mail
Internet pop-ups.. I dont think I have EVER clicked anything but the X. If i wanted a new T.V. i would go to circuit city and not a website made by a five year old
People who can dish it but cant take it
People who can not take hints
Parking tickets.. $5?
Traffic and the freaks that lurk within
okay i am good now, just my rant and im sure it has been done before so spare me and dont post any links
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-19 15:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I like McDonalds, not the food you understand I don't go near the place but I've done pretty well with the stock.
the rest of this I just couldn't be arsed to wade through
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have 147,000 hits on 99 posts that say someone cares, assface.
Submitted by douglar02 (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another great review, not sure how it as any relevance to anything at all as i probably could care less for your comment then you do for my post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who really gives a good fuck what "pisses YOU off"?
PS. Who the fuck ARE you?
Submitted by douglar02 (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
o great review deg, some of the things you said make sense, wait.. no they dont, try sticking to facebook.com
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I had a bad day today. Real bad. I thought I get this off my chest... " I can tell this is going to be the equivalent of cleaning up after a cleveland steamer.
"When people don't use a fucking turn signal" Sorry bout that, I couldn't afford to spend the extra grand to get the turn signlas which make it look like people are fornicating when you are about to turn.
"When I see really obese people" Imaginary obese people are a ok then? Quit discriminating against real people, it's not our fault we don't live in your fantasy world where you aren't a total jack off.
"When people get really mad really fast over basicaly nothing" See JohnnyX
"How ten years of friendship, sharing of thoughts, life savings, and emotional help can be lost with one fucking argument" Gauarantee the person hated you long before your one argument and it just happened to be a straw that broke the camel's back kind of thing.
"When people walk in my workplace talking on their cellphones.. how rude is that?" 17% rude.
"When new people come on forums, and fat pieces of shit with no life bitch at them for making an indicent post because they havn't been there as long as they have" I agree with you here, HOW DARE people expect a website to want users to follow it's rules as opposed to the entire site changing to accomodate every new user.
"If i see one more reality show..." This isn't really a statement.
"When people ask if i can believe this weather.. YES it happens all the damn time, get over yourself" The weather is a two faced sonuvabitch who sold me a rolex once and it turned my penis green. Go ahead and believe it at your own risk.
"McDonalds and everytime they come out with a new burger, NOW with Five times the calories and five times the chance you will have a heart attack!" Why on earth would a company want to put out a product that people consume? Clearly McDonalds is not a very well run company.
"People who smoke; i have tryed it and didn't see the point" Well, it would be kind of hard to get the point of smoking if you haven't tried it before now wouldn't it?
"How the government takes all of my check, i know the reason behind it, it just pisses the shit out of me" Uncle Sam's on the pipe!
"Just plain rude people who think because they had a rough childhood should take it out on everyone else" That is why they have frosting to put on them. Worked for corn flakes and pop tarts.
"When people at work assume i want to hear about their weekend.. they literaly walk up to me and start talking" WHOA! They LITERALLY walk up to you? Those cads!
"Really bumpy ground when i go to mow the lawn.. i hate being tossed around like a rag doll" Bubba told me otherwise.
"Ditsy, slutty girls" That you only hate because they won't give you the time of day.
"When old folk are nearing the end and blow all there money on stupid shit instead of giving it to charity or something good like that" Admit it, you are just pissed that the 65 year old lady outbid you by a dollar on the Price is Right.
"Really dumb and lazy people" A dumb and lazy person mind you is perfectly fine. But put two in a room and your hate level goes up 117%
"When i ask if people have seen an item and there response is "it will be in the last place you look".. i never really understood this remark? no shit?" The remark means it's not in an obvious place and is an attempt to help you think outside the box as to where are some unusual places I have been around and it might be. But yes, how dare they attempt to help you think.
"Spam mail" It's not Spam, it's advice from the afformentioned Bubba who really thinks you need those penis enlargement pills.
"Internet pop-ups.. I dont think I have EVER clicked anything but the X. If i wanted a new T.V. i would go to circuit city and not a website made by a five year old" In fact, the entire idea of Advertising should be thrown out the window because it never helps sell anything, EVAR!!!!
"People who can dish it but cant take it" Don't bring the lunchlady into this just because she is smart enough to pack her own lunch so that she has a minimal rat feces intake.
"People who can not take hints" The password is Flaming. You. You. You.
"Parking tickets.. $5?" This one pisses me off since parking tickets on campus are 15.
"Traffic and the freaks that lurk within " Are the freaks really lurking? Do they just pop out of nowhere? If so, they can't really be contributing to the traffic if they are too busy waiting for the moment to strike,
"okay i am good now, just my rant and im sure it has been done before so spare me and dont post any links" You call yourself the Douglar, you are far from good. Here's a hint, stick to http://www.myspace.com/ .
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you don't want people judging you, don't goto Ubersite. We could really care less if you are new or not, if you post something good we will rate it accordingly. It is just more frequent that new users have not gotten the flavor of Uber yet and make shitty posts.
But I don't think you're one of those guys. You just suck at life and old man penis.
Die.
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I'm old I'm gonna spend all of my money to track you down and beat the piss out of you.
Good day.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dull
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"When new people come on forums, and fat pieces of shit with no life bitch at them for making an indicent post because they havn't been there as long as they have""
You're here to entertain us and as such, are subject to our arbitrary judgement. If you're not here for that, go to livejournal or myspace.
I didn't bitch at you because you haven't been here as long as I have; I bitched at you because you're a sanctimonious dung-monkey with shitty spelling and catastrophic capitalization (without which would've garnered this post a -1). Granted, I was a bit harsh on your last post and for that, I apologize. I'm a skinny piece of shit, by the way.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-19 07:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Y'know, if everything pisses you off, you'll just walk around pissed off all day. Now me, I like these posts some Uberites toss up in order to feel better. I read them so I feel better about my life because most of the things that are in these lists are either utterly ingnorable or are only mildly irritating. But because you feel strong enough to post about things that really don't matter a lot to me, I will read the post. There might be something of interest in it. Perhaps I should be more concerned with a point you may make. I'll call it an investment of time that may yield a profit of insight.
I am rating this post so that you will know that it's been read and thought about, and therefore so has, to some limited extent, your life. I'll give it a -1 for content, as there's really nothing original in the group of things that piss you off, nor is the menu well presented. Ahh, well, all my investments can't be Google IPOs or a previously undiscovered use of the word 'cunt'.
There, I've thought about you. Happy?
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-01-19 06:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was reading this on my way home from work whilst driving my car, but all of a sudden I had to pull over to make way for the Wahmbulance.
Get well soon buddy...
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-19 06:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking bicth!! Its called life -2 Die har har har
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-19 05:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some days I am disheartened by my species.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-19 05:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-19 04:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
numbers would have helped
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-19 04:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit that pisses me off:
Generic posts filled with same clichés that have been used ever since the invention of stand up.
Twats with superiority complexes.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-18 23:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-18 22:43:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Fantastic. I care about what you don't like. This has never been done before.
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Never been done before? This is like 1/2 the posts out there. Are you insane?! Wait, wait.... Sarcasm, I get it...
Nevermind.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-18 23:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People who can not take hints ""
Didn't you read the reviews on your last post, douchebag?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-18 22:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Fantastic. I care about what you don't like. This has never been done before.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, now that you put it that way, I can see what you mean.
Submitted by douglar02 (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
reply to: forthewin
Going on a vacation is not the "shit" im talking about. Its the items like bigass decorations and blowing it on gambeling. My neighbor is 67, is retired and has four cars. I have seen him only use one of those cars. I dont live in a rich neighborhood so four is quite a lot. I'm not saying spending money is bad, but it wont get you joy and just because you have it, you shouldnt piss it. I mean hell, if you want a big flat screen T.V. to watch the game on, go ahead and get it. But if you never watch T.V. and will probably put it in the basement where you never go, forget about it.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 cause today is opposite day.....get it?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"spend it however it in whatever"
wtf...
Have a +2 because I'm a dumbass.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a question for the poster:
Old people have been around a hell of a long time working for their money... If they earned their money, don't you think they deserve to spend it however it in whatever way makes them happy?
I mean... Would you go up to an old person that's purchasing first class tickets to Hawaii and say, "HEY, ASSHOLE! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're old and could die any time now, why are you spending your money you've most likely been working your whole life for to enjoy yourself when you could stay home and be miserable as you donate your money to someone that didn't earn it?!"
Uhhh... If they are comin at ya?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"When new people come on forums, and fat pieces of shit with no life bitch at them for making an indicent post because they havn't been there as long as they have"
Won't -2 as you seem fairly irritated.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:12:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
been done before: http://www.lemonparty.org
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hahaha. i liked a few of them, so .. blah.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:10:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
When people get really mad really fast over basicaly nothing
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JonnyX marks the spot
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, you're just making me re-affirm my hatred of you and my hopes that you die of some kind of horrible ball cancer.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-18 20:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does someone need a hug? I promise not to cop a feel.
Submitted by douglar02 (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Conor, please see line 7 you fat piece of shit
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
12/24 of these tell me you're a worthless cunt.
Old people should be allowed to spend their money you asshole. They've worked their whole fucking lives for it.
You whine like a little bitch.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Piss that shits me off .... really.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing new or original here, bub, sorry :(
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really dumb and lazy people
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Looks like a suicide is in order here.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
been done before: http://www.lemonparty.org
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When people get really mad really fast over basicaly nothing
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yes, I'd like to order a large pizza with a extra topping of irony, please?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I seriously hope you die of some horrible kind of ball cancer.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i agree with almost all of this
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-18 19:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it's funny that you get mad at people who get mad over "basically nothing".
but not that funny