Somethings Gone Terribly Wrong (585 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.14 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Capitan Falco The King Of The Gnomes (View user info) at 2006-01-19 08:35:49 EST
Greetings Minions.
I've been on here for a grand total of two years, which is longer than most of the newbie's have lived. It's been a time of ups and downs; I was once on the MVA list. Yes I had Opera working overtime with the refresh page every 1 second, with 10 windows. That gave me 100,000 hits, but apparently that was cheating or something. So Bart penalized me by docking my hits by a number greater than my illegally acquired hits. Harsh.
Well, I haven't been on here for a few reasons, the main one being I have a life. I have a job (well two actually, well three if you count the weekend stripping) and am still at University in my last year. Soon I will be FALCO BA Biological Anthropology and Social Geography, a mouthful- just like my nuts.
I know that you all are wondering "what does he even look like", or "has anyone ever seen a picture of him", so I will put you out of your misery by posting a picture. It's not like me as I am SHY.
It still amazes me that people still believe BART is getting the most hits, even though he never posts anything, and what he does post is shite. He has been artificially increasing his hits since the start, he even told me in a love note.
As homage to Mr. Cilfone, I may create a Photoshop.
HERE COMES THE PAIN.
(Ps: Newbies, i was ACTUALLY in the picture twice, i am that awesome)
User Reviews
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-22 03:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahha greeen monster
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-21 22:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody gives half a flying shit, much less, a whole flying shit.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-21 21:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha Ha! Faggot!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-21 20:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmm, Sexy, Stripping, Scruffball FALCO!
Missed you!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-19 09:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82585
The Homoage to Bart.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well. Where are the ghey menz. Im waiting.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:45:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:37:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:37:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't there used to be a guy called captain falco doing updates for hamncheez, or am I imagiing it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 08:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ