Cockney rhyming slang (858 hits)
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Submitted by <lossy boy> (View user info) at 2006-01-19 10:25:59 EST
A few useful words in cockney rhyming slang i have learned in my time here in London to enable you to fit in with the locals if you ever find yourself here:
Apples and Pears stairs
Ruby Murray curry
Chas and Dave shave
Whistle and Flute suit
Pork Pies lies
Rock 'n' Roll dole
Pete Tong wrong
Butcher's Hook look
Jumping Jack back
Basil Fawlty balti
Britney Spears beers
Adam and Eve believe
Auntie Nellie belly
Richard the Third bird
Apple Fritter bitter
Ding Dong bong
Pitch and Toss boss
Aristotle bottle
Kingdom Come bum
Andy McNab cab
Nigel Mansell cancel
Saucepan Handle candle
Roger Starling carling
Arthur Ashe cash
Chew the fat chat
Winona Ryder cider
Weasel and Stoat coat
Boris The Bold cold
Bottles and Stoppers coppers
Richard Burtons curtains
George Michael cycle
Bricks and Mortar daughter
Glenn Hoddle doddle
Rory O'Moore door
Half A Gross dose
Magnus Pike dyke
Chevy Chase face
Airs and Graces faces
Grey Mare fare
Mince Tart fart
Jellied Eel feel
April Showers flowers
Duke of York fork
Nightboat To Cairo giro
Gang and Mob gob
Omar Sharif grief
Arthur Fowler growler
Fat Boy Slim gym
Fanny Craddock haddock
Jimmy Shands hands
German Bands hands
Tit For Tat hat
Duck and Dive hide
White Mice ice
Tennis Racquet jacket
Teapot Lid kid
Drum and Fife knife
Alligator later
Giraffe laugh
cribbage pegs legs
West End Thespian lesbian
Dunlop Tyre liar
Holy Friar liar
Artful Dodger lodger
Hey Diddle Diddle middle
Tom Silk milk
Chinese Blind mind
Raspberry Ripples nipples
Hot Cross Bun nun
Shania Twain pain
Mars and Venus penis
Abergavenny penny
Jimmy Riddle piddle
Lucy Locket pocket
Andy Cain rain
Hatti Jaques shakes
Jakki Brambles shambles
All Night Rave shave
Dicky Dirt shirt
Brad Pitt shit
Tom Kite shite
Council Gritter shitter
Piccadilly silly
Bernie Flint skint
Fraser Nash slash
Aunt Nell smell
Hickory Docks socks
Almond Rocks socks
Major Loda soda
Ayrton Senna tenner
Supersonic tonic
Mortar and Trowel towel
Pinky and Perky turkey
Walter Anchor wanker
Bob Squash wash
Monkey Wrench wench
Carving Knife wife
Feel free to add any others you can suggest!
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Submitted by Pigsarentfilthy (user info) at 2006-01-20 05:06:21 EST (#)
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You're 'avin' a fuckin' bubble aintcha?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-20 04:47:59 EST (#)
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As a southern Englishman I'm insulted by your plain fucking stupidity.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:30:42 EST (#)
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Green ghost - crap post
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:38:52 EST (#)
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Fuck You fuck you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:50:34 EST (#)
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God,
Please diagnose this person with Herpes, HIV, Cancer, Tuberculosis, and Hepatitus.
Amen
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:17:55 EST (#)
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Last one I promise
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:17:39 EST (#)
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Still angry
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:17:23 EST (#)
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So angry about this post, have another -2
Submitted by DarkDante (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:16:52 EST (#)
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Mockney ryming slang, stop trying to be Guy Ritchie
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:16:22 EST (#)
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Yeah, about that... could you do me a big favor and NEVER POST AGAIN?!?! Oh,a nd maybe die while you're at it.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:06:36 EST (#)
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Steak and kidney pie / -2 die
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:54:08 EST (#)
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How many times has this been done?
I don't know... and we wouldn't care, if it had been done well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:42:42 EST (#)
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Might I suggest suicide? - take this minus two and die
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:42:03 EST (#)
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I'm not going to -2 you, you have quite a few wrong here, oh well, there are many
diffrent ones out there.
The only one that pissed me off is aristotle = bottle, while be right its whats called
a double cockney and should be aristotle=bottle, bottle of glass = arse.
As in look at the aris on that bird.
oh and gary glitter= shitter, as in she takes it right up the gary the dirty bitch.
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:38:04 EST (#)
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Ain't nothing wrong with cockney rhyming slang. Shame about the formatting though. That did suck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:37:50 EST (#)
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Are you really British?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:36:58 EST (#)
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nurrr>?
Submitted by subtastic (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:30:41 EST (#)
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cockney rhyming slang sucks.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:29:29 EST (#)
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-2 DIE ~ HV's cum in your eye
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-01-19 10:28:47 EST (#)
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french toast----shit post