Electro Gets Cystfucked! (NSFW) (6214 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-01-19 11:26:55 EST
Thanks to Electro's TMI (http://www.ubersite.com/m/82234), ubersite has gotten a good grasp on the Electro (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2127)we all know and love. Now let's dig further and see the true inner workings that bring us Electro, ubersite's most favorite autistic/challenged/defective...thing.
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-01 07:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this was fucking funny...
Submitted by bluemami (user info) at 2006-07-09 00:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow somebody really needs to go drink a gallon of antifreeze!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-03-25 13:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chilling!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that porn is fucking Wrong.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm electro. I'm coming clean.
I AM ELECTRO!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah cyst is an alter. He told me. Cyst is really electro...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
l() <---- I'm giving you a thumbs up.
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's really great how electard tries to act tough. I appreciate that kind of commitment to unintentional comedy.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 12:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So we found out:
Electro is an alter
Electro doesn't know how to accept a compliment
Electro is autistic
I am awesome
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a horrible person
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-23 10:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Looks like you wasted a good 5-10 minutes of your life making this, cyst, only to have it just roll off my back.
Ain't that a goddamn shame? Ain't it?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 03:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not cruel. It's a tribute post. Dur! Ain't it obvious?!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 03:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS
Berty, you are legit.
PPS
Apollo is british or some shit...........does it sound like I have a british accent? Eh?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-23 03:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was liek, LOLZ, but then I was liek, this is cruel. So +0.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I ain't no alter. I have talent. Ask shitfuck, wijormiclat, echo, jeanneee, my mom.....uh she's dead, and my dick, they'll tell you.
Electro, please do a retaliation post. Out of respect. My picture is listed below, or in my other posts. If you don't I will shit your name out into the snow then come to your house and jizz on every television, computer screen, and candy you own.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there's nothing like having the Red ring of courage around the base of your di..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to wonder if Cyst is an Apollo alter. It's just the use of the words 'aces' and the menstruel (sp?) thing.
Well anyway, bloody hilarious.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-23 01:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-23 00:58:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Am I gonna make a Retal post again Cyst? Nah.
His shit can be canned.
It ain't worth my time.
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"His shit can be canned."
Whether alter or real, autistic or not, you're still a tool. You have the disease of being a tool. The best cure for this disease is to allow you brain to breathe oxygen by opening your skull with a sledgehammer.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-23 00:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Am I gonna make a Retal post again Cyst? Nah.
His shit can be canned.
It ain't worth my time.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-23 00:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Am I an alter? HELL NO. I told everyone forty thousand fookin times..... I am a real person. That picture on my TMI is truly me. Why the hell do people have to keep starting in on this bullshit?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-01-22 15:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Will there be cupcakes involved in this transaction?'
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-21 23:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or you're one of the most lame people on all of earth...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 20:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deconstruction sucks a mean dick.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-21 20:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't see how this was funny.
I mean granted, I hate him (his posts and behavior) too but... this just wasn't funny.
Maybe I'm just not Cool enough to understand the intensity of its humor?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 20:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kale sucks a mean dick.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-21 18:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-21 18:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no no, how did I miss this?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 17:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did >>I<< miss this?!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 17:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-21 15:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jon perry endorses this post.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHsnort!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BranDildo: don't take your fetal alcohol syndrome problems out on the rest fo us. Run back to your adopted parents, who you think actually care, and pull the little boys out of your mouth.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man: Herro, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But prease, don't berieve me. Observe this commercial.
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Mr. Sparkle: I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?!?
*cleans dishes, runs across underwater chicks*
Mr. Sparkle: Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?
Women: What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle.
Woman #1: Awesome power!
*women morph into fat-asses, who giggle*
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Reporter: What are your plans for summer vacation?
*cows shatter upon seeing Mr. Sparkle*
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Mr. Sparkle: For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-21 07:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brando sits on old men's faces.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry about BranDo, he touches his dog inappropriatley.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Unter-site shite
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Oh Snap!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now give that nigger unreliable stock tips so he can lose his $15 he invested and I can buy the plastic 18" hubcaps before he does! Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
...sobering....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucked a nigger and the nigger got fucked!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I beat kids!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can ejaculate like a nun prays!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I face fucked Electros tummy!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard that menstral blood is more potent than hydrochloric acid.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe wins the fucking prize of the day, good catch
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-21 00:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"sacrificial alters"
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MrSparkle is alright in my book. Now I'll just jack off to your picture http://cityupsidedown.250free.com/mr-sparkle-homer.jpg
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"He also gave them all AIDS just by looking at them."
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This made me laugh like an asshole. Nice questionable genitals; it kinda looks like it fertilizes itself.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post would have been a complete bust and would not have ranked as well as it did without the bloody menstrual porn. It adds a flavor that is indescribably awesome and delicious. Ask any of my loyal fans.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-20 15:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you leave out the bloody porn in the future? That just crosses a line I didn't know I had.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I just built a shelf.
Out of feces and dead jews...
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pigga What +2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro says: HAY! LOOK AT MY BASEBALL TORTOISE ENGLAND!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Astro, pretend to be Electro for a minute so I can get in an argument.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:43:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad Electro is Method's alter. It seems to be quite the coincidence that Method is banned and he cannot log onto the site and Electro has not replied or even retaliated. My efforts in tributing a real human being have been thwarted.
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Method is here.
Funny fucking post, by the way, especially because Electro is a real life autard, and not one of Methods alters.
Who is Method?
For two years, you have been asking: Who is Method? This is Method speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.
You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man's sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.
You have destroyed all that which you held to be evil and achieved all that which you held to be good. Why, then, do you shrink in horror from the sight of the world around you? That world is not the product of your sins, it is the product and the image of your virtues. It is your moral ideal brought into reality in its full and final perfection. You have fought for it, you have dreamed of it, you have wished it, and I-I am the man who has granted you your wish.
Your ideal had an implacable enemy, which your code of morality was designed to destroy. I have withdrawn that enemy. I have taken it out of your way and out of your reach. I have removed the source of all those evils you were sacrificing one by one. I have ended your battle. I have stopped your motor. I have deprived your world of man's mind.
Men do not live by the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those who do. The mind is important, you say? I have withdrawn those whose mind isn't. There are values higher than the mind, you say? I have withdrawn those for whom there aren't.
While you were dragging to our sacrificial alters the men of justice, of independence, of reason, of wealth, of self-esteem-I beat you to it, I reached them first. I told them the nature of the game you were playing and the nature of that moral code of yours, which they had been too innocently generous to grasp. I showed them the way to live by another morality-mine. It is mine that they chose to follow.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:52:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah well, honeymoon's over I guess. She's spoken for. I'll never recover. I hope you're happy, MF...you've driven me into the arms of Jennifer Connelly.
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That sounds terrible, you poor chap. Here's a cupcake. Jennifer Connelly....I'd tap that shit!
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Mmmmmm, yes...eminently tappable.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad Electro is Method's alter. It seems to be quite the coincidence that Method is banned and he cannot log onto the site and Electro has not replied or even retaliated. My efforts in tributing a real human being have been thwarted.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah well, honeymoon's over I guess. She's spoken for. I'll never recover. I hope you're happy, MF...you've driven me into the arms of Jennifer Connelly.
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That sounds terrible, you poor chap. Here's a cupcake. Jennifer Connelly....I'd tap that shit!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
There is no line on Uber, this is just shit.
seriously what are people +2ing about this post?
Was it the 'black scented markers'?
*sniff*...mmmm...nigger...
+1 for the effort but....it's shit.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do some people care about this post so much as to let it offend/anger them?
Electro hasn't even replied to this post yet. Your attitudes would probably change if he nutted-up and just let it roll off of his back.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't understand why everyone picks on this poor guy. I really don't.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-20 02:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:46:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line. """
there is no line on ubersite.
deal.
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There's always a line. This didn't cross it though.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-20 02:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
right...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-20 01:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that was brutal.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 00:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Nigger" is meant with the highest respect.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 00:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you nigger.
Devils are back in the races.
8 straight motherfucker!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-20 00:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
come on cyst, you stupid devils fan.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 00:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The action or the substance?
Either is good for me. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know ejaculation makes me feel all warm and tingly.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Together we can make the world drink testicle soup!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Echo, want to cyber? Just tell me when and either in you or on you.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Electro when you need him? I thought he was a super hero...with super retard strength and superior Star Trek knowledge and wisdom.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my thumb hurts from too much super smash bros.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-19 22:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-19 21:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow indeed.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-19 21:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like dogs.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
okay g-prime, you gotta stop using the o=3 without my permission. or atleast link to my story every time you do it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I concur. Especially with the stuffing of pee holes.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BART NEEDS TO MAKE THIS B@W OR I WILL SHOVE BOTTLE ROCKETS INTO HIS URETHRA AND NOT LIGHT THEM. I'LL JUST LEAVE THEM THERE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S NSFW, THIS IS THE NEW TESTAMENT OF THE BIBLE.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<3<3<3<3
It's okay... I'll still put it in your butt.
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I know....I know.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3<3<3<3
It's okay... I'll still put it in your butt.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:49:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:20:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mistress, you must understand...the internet being what it is, such claims are easily made. I think you're a cutie though, so for you, I am willing to stare at, knead, and otherwise examine your tits for any lopsidedness. Then I can deliver my report.
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Sniff sniff... Smell that??? It's the pathetic smell of desperation.
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Meh. You got a point; I can see how that impression could be gleaned from this.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:20:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mistress, you must understand...the internet being what it is, such claims are easily made. I think you're a cutie though, so for you, I am willing to stare at, knead, and otherwise examine your tits for any lopsidedness. Then I can deliver my report.
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Sniff sniff... Smell that??? It's the pathetic smell of desperation.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have balls thank you. o=3
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:48:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mistress, I never said I hated you. I was just sticking up for you against the evil, yet handsome pedophylic grasp of astropath.
Astro - there's nothing wrong with fucking little girls, as long as I get some too.
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Fine. I guess she IS your sister, after all.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:01:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:38:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line.
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I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I agree. Lay off the guy.
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Aye. Enough is enough.
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if anyone needs to get off guys, it's the three of you. electro is retarded and this is funny so grow some balls and have a laugh
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:38:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line.
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I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I agree. Lay off the guy.
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Aye. Enough is enough.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mistress, I never said I hated you. I was just sticking up for you against the evil, yet handsome pedophylic grasp of astropath.
Astro - there's nothing wrong with fucking little girls, as long as I get some too.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah well, honeymoon's over I guess. She's spoken for. I'll never recover. I hope you're happy, MF...you've driven me into the arms of Jennifer Connelly.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS JUST IN:
MISTRISSFIST IS A BURLY ITALIAN MAN WITH SLOPPY TITTIES!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:24:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
You would. Keep kissing her ass. Mistress, I'll touch your boobs, with a cattle prod, then gently fuck them with my sandpaper-like wiener. You are truly a catch.
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Why do you hate me so?
Cries emo tears.
My boobs are uberlicious. Too bad they are owned by a muscular Italian man.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mistressfist's tits are so lopsided that the gravitational disproportion between them sends her into a pepertual cartwheel when she leans too far to one side
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You would. Keep kissing her ass. Mistress, I'll touch your boobs, with a cattle prod, then gently fuck them with my sandpaper-like wiener. You are truly a catch.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mistress, you must understand...the internet being what it is, such claims are easily made. I think you're a cutie though, so for you, I am willing to stare at, knead, and otherwise examine your tits for any lopsidedness. Then I can deliver my report.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have lopsided tits, you fucking twats.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awe gross, yet sexy, and gross!
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i saw electro use his retard strength to forcibly tatoo his own face on mistrissfist's lopsided tits
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Buauhauahauahahahahahahahahah good God...
So, when are we getting together for drinks?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teenage Mouth Fuck Party!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the support!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<laughing> ok, you guys are killing me. Enough. Homosexual oral sex isn't my bag, but good for you for coming out.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 15:14:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 because voltage and blitz are nancy boy tight assed prudes.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:06:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright I have to admit it, I did laugh. Fuck. Here's a 0 to balance it out.
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Wow clat, you're a genius.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Astro, I hold respect for you, as much as Electro. You see, this society is plagued with cruelty, ignorance, selfishness, indecency, and fear. Let us break these chains of impurity and settle our matters. I'll let you suck my dick, if you suck my dick first.
Your biggest fan,
The Cyst Master
ps
call me sometime
1-900-FOOTSEX
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kick dogs in the ass.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I named my poop astropath.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this post redrew the line of Awesomness.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I named my boner 'Electro'.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:32:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
The houston Astros suck, not unlike yourself. I mean, blow me.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just kicked the slut out of my neighbour's daughter.
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:31:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa it looks like I missed some chances to call someone a dumbfuck on this post.
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Good lord. Do you two have any idea what you sound like ? CVA-afflicted Beavis and Butthead aficionados. Oh wait, sorry....CVA is cerebrovascular accident. Crap, hang on, let me try again....sereebroh vaskulahr ahksee-dent. I have no idea about the Houston Astros though, so if you say they suck, amen to that. Not going to blow you though, sorry. If that's what you're looking for, you're in the wrong bar, sailor.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The houston Astros suck, not unlike yourself. I mean, blow me.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just kicked the slut out of my neighbour's daughter.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa it looks like I missed some chances to call someone a dumbfuck on this post.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah, Astro, go not get relocated you fucking shitty baseball fag. And shut the fuck up.
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Uh, what ? Are you Japanese ? Is this Engrish ? If not, what's your first language ? Where the hell did baseball come from anyway ? Sorry buddy, you lost me.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 15:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 because voltage and blitz are nancy boy tight assed prudes.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 15:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG ROFLCOPTER I LOVE NSYNC TOUCH ME IN PLACES NOW PLEASE. Ok later.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You see people, this was made out of respect for Electro.
For my very own picture....http://www.ocfederation.com/images/butterface.jpg
I hope electro enjoys!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so disgusting yet in the end, hilarity dominated the vomit factor.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you should make your whorish cam avaliable so
that Jeffery can retaliate in kind
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think that Electro will read this since it is NSFW.
I gather he's a pretty cautious guy about that sort of thing. Missing Sears catalogs from his Mom's livingroom yes, but online Uber porn, no.
Poor Electro. I hope he does defend his honor with a retaliatory post.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Would have been positive without some pics...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
....on the other hand....
IT'S FUCKING AWESOME?!
Come on, just say it.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm conflicted. ON the one hand this was really,
really, really nasty-pants. On the other hand.........
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 14:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, Astro, go not get relocated you fucking shitty baseball fag. And shut the fuck up.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeannneee ALWAYS represents. It's ridiculous.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 13:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright I have to admit it, I did laugh. Fuck. Here's a 0 to balance it out.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:46:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line.
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there is no line on ubersite.
deal.
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So, *SO* true...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line. """
there is no line on ubersite.
deal.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Cyst, IM me if you want - emilykate1109 on AIM
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
divine
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Habeeb
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
can't help it, i smiled.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Astro if I wanted your opinion I'd fucking slam you in the face with it.
Now shut your dumbfuck mouth the fuck up.
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That's all you got ? Weak, son, weak. That second sentence doesn't even make sense.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stand Uberfaggotry. MF, smarten the fuck up.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:16:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit arguing with MF. She's the Mistress with the Fistest.
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Exactly. Thank you for your support.
Here's a cupcake for you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Astro if I wanted your opinion I'd fucking slam you in the face with it.
Now shut your dumbfuck mouth the fuck up.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit arguing with MF. She's the Mistress with the Fistest.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fist, you little slut, you had me at 'No'.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh. Essentially the equivalent of notes lying around the elementary school, reading, "Electro Smells !"
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:13:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are your tits lopsided?
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Nope, they are of equal size.
You're not going to win this with me, so stop trying, you evil little man.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are your tits lopsided?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:11:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet MistressFist has a fat ass.
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Nope. Sorry.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet MistressFist has a fat ass.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have all the best ideas.
I would love it if Electro did this. I would laugh hysterically.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES! Please! Electro do it! Cruelty is the best form of flattery. Mistressfist has something going for her. Now she just needs something inside her....
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, you should have named this post "Electrowned"
That would have been funny.
Maybe Electro can do a counter post making fun of you, and call it Electrowned.
Do it, Jeffrey! Show them that you don't stand for this shit!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 12:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You see, that's the thing. Does anyone know if Electro is really that guy, or even alive?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, so if Electro is a real guy, then I feel badly for going and +2ing this.
But if he's not, and an alter, then good show.
I just don't know for sure.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Poor Electro.
Good cupcake reference, I'm giving you a 0 because of cupcakes.
My Electro is going to tear you a new asshole when he reads this. You're going to need a cupcake afterwards.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hateful
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on now buddy, OutlawNarcotic
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If that line was the awesomeness line, then yes, I crossed it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line.
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I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I agree. Lay off the guy.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo shitfuck, how come you never kick it on aim? I'm ready for some cyber lovin'!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blitz, can you draw me a picture so I know where the 'lines' are.
This is genius, Bukowski is raping an angel in heaven, glory be unto The_Cyst_Master!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh good lord. This wasn't doing so well until the will, which sold the fucking thing.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This crossed the line.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's something about your work that makes me want to cry and kill.
Thank you.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was disgusting.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomness
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a picture of my mom!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 11:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah baby. That fucked me in the ass.