Vote For Shitfuck 2006 (2450 hits)
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Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2006-01-19 16:13:38 EST
Get on board the Shitfuck train bitches.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:20:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-21 09:39:02 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-21 00:15:26 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:16:52 (#)
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Plagiarizing in UberMadness???
Auto +2.
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I got kicked out of UberMadness for plagiarising.
:)
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You're my hero then, thorpe. Way to go.
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Well, my life has peaked.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good to see ,you're still on the insane side of live ...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:16:59 EST (#)
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*runs off to tell stabkill*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:15:26 EST (#)
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I think the honesty in this post represents a new direction in politics--don't be surprised if you see Obama ripping off some of the platform I've outlined here, it's a real winner.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ill write you in for president in 2008.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-17 11:07:45 EST (#)
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Hahhaa, I love some of the lines in this one.
'You can count on me to not give a fuck.'
Pure genius.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:55:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
At least that's settled!
Agreed!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least that's settled!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-01-22 16:56:11 EST (#)
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I only sell my votes
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-22 15:54:33 EST (#)
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...Fair Enough
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-22 00:04:50 EST (#)
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Yes. Especially the ones who suck a mean dick.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-21 22:04:21 EST (#)
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You gonna jump on everyone who gives a negative rating?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 20:43:34 EST (#)
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Kale sucks a mean dick.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-21 18:11:00 EST (#)
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How outrageous
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 17:25:11 EST (#)
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I had a nightmare lastnight about baby soup.
I was drunk and stoned too though, so I can't really lay blame anywhere.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:40:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:37:59 (#)
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Uh, okay, here you go. WARNING: Do not click on this link if cannibal recipes bother you. NSFW or anything else.
http://www.svnl.net/dien_dan/viewtopic.php?t=768&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=84ec3c94f83137a7e3c5f28093544b3e
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HHAHAH9OA8UYA8HAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
The third to last picture....you can see it's little butt hole (stifffy!!!!!)!
Pandora has raised the bar in awesomeness for review links.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-21 09:39:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-21 00:15:26 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:16:52 (#)
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Plagiarizing in UberMadness???
Auto +2.
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I got kicked out of UberMadness for plagiarising.
:)
You're my hero then, thorpe. Way to go.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:06:06 EST (#)
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What the fuck almighty is that?
I want to cut my eyeballs out.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:37:59 EST (#)
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Uh, okay, here you go. WARNING: Do not click on this link if cannibal recipes bother you. NSFW or anything else.
http://www.svnl.net/dien_dan/viewtopic.php?t=768&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=84ec3c94f83137a7e3c5f28093544b3e
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:23:12 EST (#)
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I'm tired of jacking on my mashed potatoes before I eat them. I need to find some fetus quick!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:21:23 EST (#)
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My nipples stand at ATTN with the thought of shitfuck knowing I exist.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:06:34 EST (#)
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And then the theme from Bonanza. With a chinese accent...as he sliced up some jews.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:05:22 EST (#)
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He sang, "Hey nigger get out from under my porch my wife is freaked out something fierce because you're drinking out of our septic tank pipe."
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:01:50 EST (#)
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Did he sing "Old Glory"?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:58:39 EST (#)
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I'd vote for ya.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:32:14 EST (#)
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I fucked a juicy nigger in the ass with my fist.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 00:39:39 EST (#)
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Yesss! drunk reveieww friday saturday time area! Yea brutha! suck-on-dis-a-one-time!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-21 00:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Plagiarizing in UberMadness???
Auto +2.
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I got kicked out of UberMadness for plagiarising.
:)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 00:01:25 EST (#)
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Hey bitches, I'm drunk at the keyboard and I'm voting for myself.
Lick it.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:02:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:22:51 (#)
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You had me until you stole my bum picture.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81857
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So you're the one took this ever-circulating photograph over four years ago? Because if you did, then you wouldn't sound like an idiot.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't blame me, I voted for Shitfuck!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i fail to see how shooting gwb in the scrotum with a poisoned dart can qualify as questionable.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:49:30 EST (#)
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Looks like Pentameter has been taking her prozac.
Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:02:04 EST (#)
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Got my vote.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-20 10:45:24 EST (#)
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hey.
yes.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-20 10:38:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:27:29 EST (#)
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Can I be the Shitfuck party representative for the UK?
Together Shitfuck, we can rule the world (or all the bits that are worth ruling).
Screw Russia - who wants to live in a freezer and eat potatoes anyway!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have you know that as I was driving home from work yesterday, the idea for the greatest campaign ad ever popped into my head and I damned near took the day off to stay at home and teach myself how to make Flash animations and put it together.
It would have been glorious. May have caused a few seizures, but still glorious.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best thing I've read in a long time on this site.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You had me until you stole my bum picture.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81857
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:22:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 00:35:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do we get to sodomize the russian gymnasts with our tech-nines or do we have to use gardening implements?
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I'd personally prefer to use MY DICK, but you know what? That's just me, and everyone's different, so...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though I am a Christian, I completely and utterly support this campaign.
Yes, I understand that a variety of fucking horrible things will happen to me upon his election, but dammit- I'm ready for it. I'm welcoming it. I'm eagerly anticipating it.
As I lay dying, with the power drill gnawing away at the inside of my urethra, you'll hear me screaming Hail to the Chief.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do agree with the gymnast angle. I don't know about the free guns to illegals proposal.
Fuck it, I'll just vote for the Whig party.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-20 06:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got my vote
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 00:35:09 EST (#)
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Do we get to sodomize the russian gymnasts with our tech-nines or do we have to use gardening implements?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:44:37 EST (#)
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+2 for your own bum you isolationist swine!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:25:06 EST (#)
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+2 for the everything.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:15:31 EST (#)
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+2 for the bum
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-19 21:19:59 EST (#)
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umm... ok.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:21:23 EST (#)
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*ENGORGE*
where can i get the bumpersticker?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:03:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:46:33 EST (#)
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Suck a mean dick, smoke a load of crack, smoke a mean dick and suck a load out of some crack.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:44:07 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm....well, you make a compelling case....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:34:10 EST (#)
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As an official member of the Sausage Party, I endorse this message.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:27:48 EST (#)
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needs just a tad more rape
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:37:26 EST (#)
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Go chaos!
In other news...that was pretty fucking gay:
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:24:41 (#)
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If you stop being a dick to tigerlilly.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:24:41 EST (#)
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If you stop being a dick to tigerlilly.
I better get a free bong out of this!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:13:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:43:09 (#)
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I'm in.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:41:18 (#)
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Montreal!
Fuck the Flames!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
question, Habs are playing the Flames tonight... who are you pulling for?
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CALISSE QUE OUI MON HOMME!!!
Criss...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:10:40 EST (#)
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What's with all the funny money? Are you also a canuck? How many of us are there on here????
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:56:27 EST (#)
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Secretary of The Rapeage?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:38:54 EST (#)
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boy U R HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:38:00 EST (#)
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I want to piss on the emos too. Can I start a sub-committee?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:32:43 EST (#)
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arming illegal immigrants is the best campaign platform ever.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:30:50 EST (#)
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Fucking A.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:23:17 EST (#)
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Cool. Can Senator Shitfuck sponsor me for West Point...?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:21:03 EST (#)
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Well, you've got my vote.
What exactly are you running for?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:18:14 EST (#)
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yep, got my vote too..
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll blow a nut on the morning dough if need be.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:06:15 EST (#)
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Who's bringing the blow-covered donuts in the morning?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:02:34 EST (#)
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What he said
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:00:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:40:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can help your campaign by looking at wangs.
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if looking at wangs helps the campaign this election is going to be a landslide
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:59:06 EST (#)
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there needs to be more honesty in politics
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:58:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:52:30 (#)
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Anyone can be a memeber--no application required, just drop your clothes and take up a comprimising position.
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This sounds surprisingly like religion, which I believe is one of the targets of your platform.
I'm just saying, is all.
This was funny, by the way. Great head shot.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glorious.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:52:30 EST (#)
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Anyone can be a memeber--no application required, just drop your clothes and take up a comprimising position.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:50:40 EST (#)
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I'd like a political appointment to the MOHM--Ministry of Ho Management. I can start immediately, if not sooner.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:48:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:40:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can help your campaign by looking at wangs.
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Shitfuck, ^ he NEEDS to be in our gang. And Echoboxing, for sheer gheytry.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:45:34 EST (#)
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I definitely need to get stoned soon....
VOTE SHITFUCK!!!!!!!!!
Now give me a blunt.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:44:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:44:25 EST (#)
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Done.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:41:18 EST (#)
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Montreal!
Fuck the Flames!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
question, Habs are playing the Flames tonight... who are you pulling for?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can help your campaign by looking at wangs.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for myself. Sorry. Although you had some interesting platforms.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:33:22 EST (#)
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i
vote
shitfuck
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:32:53 EST (#)
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Exactly dude, everyone should hold an election for themselves, it's like stroking off with two hands.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It has just occurred to me that THIS ELECTION IS A FARCE AND A FRAUD!!!
There are no other candidates and no one knows what job the election is even for.
But even knowing all that, I'M VOTING SHITFUCK!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You said drugs...I'm there dude.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:29:46 EST (#)
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Forget monetary donations--send your sisters with a six pack to my place.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:28:26 EST (#)
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Where can I send contributions to your campaign?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:28:15 EST (#)
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In Shitfuckville we will build the perfect breasts! And then we will get drunk and titty fuck the world's most perfect tits!
"If you don't vote, no sluts will pull your rope!"
Shitfuck
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:22:55 (#)
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I'm going to go fuck some grocery bags and hand-feed the remains to a chicken that resembles shitfuck. That's how you vote for him, I guess.
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If that's how you vote then I voted for Shitfuck when I was 8 years old.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down wit' dat.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go fuck some grocery bags and hand-feed the remains to a chicken that resembles shitfuck. That's how you vote for him, I guess.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I take office, we'll build trees that flower pure cocaine, it'll blow in the wind.
We'll do so much cocaine we forget what not doing cocaine is like.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:21:37 EST (#)
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Oh, and I'm too old to give a fuck about bongs.
I need blow.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:20:54 EST (#)
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Fuck yeah my bitches, fuck yeah.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did anyone say SOUP'S ON yet?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:18:22 EST (#)
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I vote for shitfuck. Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Got my vote.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:17:54 EST (#)
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I need a campaign manager--this job will pay $2000 per day plus per diems.
First class all the way. Hookers, guns, Japs in submarines. Anyone game?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Free bongs you say?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:17:12 EST (#)
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Makes me want to be an illegal immigrant....almost.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:16:52 EST (#)
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Plagiarizing in UberMadness???
Auto +2.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:16:15 EST (#)
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Look out Canada, there's a new politician in town.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:15:39 EST (#)
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I'm sold
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:15:02 EST (#)
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Don't forget, you plagiarize your UberMadness entries as well!