Ubersite Directory 2006...or, what i think you all look like (nsfw) (1477 hits)
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Submitted by D0S (View user info) at 2006-01-19 17:26:59 EST
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Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great post
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it was either glass joe or lil mac.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am kinda like Glass joe, i sure can take a beating!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:13:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fett?
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yep. it was either him or jango, whichever of the two.
what? is Boba Fett not bad ass enough for you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-20 10:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:39:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, how come Orgasmatron gets to be fucking MEGATRON?!
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Because I know how to wine and dine the surly little Decepticon.
I've found that date rape drugs help, too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-20 10:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Shlongy and Method pictures.
The rest were meh.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-20 10:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 10:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. You are so fucking aces. I have that costume, really. That is very close to what I look like, and boy am I am witch to boot. How did you know? Excellent.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow... that's how you see me? nice.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
orgasmatron's camwhore does kinda resemble billy zane... nightmares.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, how come Orgasmatron gets to be fucking MEGATRON?!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Already did this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80231
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80274
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:17:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina is fucking hot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fett?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-19 23:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-19 21:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, thats my pic before my big title fight back in 89.
BODY BLOW!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry to all the important people i forgot.
you know who you are.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-19 20:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
amazingly enough, Speed Racer IS the inspiration for my name...good catch, D0S!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh...
another list I didnt' make it onto.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-19 19:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you got the hair right.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:17:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina is fucking hot.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for making me white.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck... But Optimus Prime is still cooler than Megatron.
What am I saying??? I TURN INTO A FUCKING FIRE TRUCK!! DO YOU KNOW HOW GHEY THAT IS??? HE IS A GUN! A GUN DAMMIT!!!
Well, in one version he's a fire truck. In others he's a tractor trailer.
I'm still really badass though.
Submitted by cdoggown (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, Megatron shot Optimus in what was widely regarded as a lame ending to an awesome battle. Optimus died, YES DIED from this small gunshot wound, handing the power over to Hot Shot and forever sealing his fate as a battery salesman in Ohio....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina is fucking hot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have +2ed you - and that would have been a first in Uber history because, quite frankly, you suck - but my "picture" is the worst one up there.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christpuncher and Blitzkrieg Bob are pretty cool. But I am the best. Orgasmatron is a close rival, but Optimus Prime beats the shit out of Megatron every time. I mesure a G-prime on a coolscale of 1 to 10. And G-prime is a prime number, higher than ten, so I beat everybody.
Autobots defeat the decepticons or whatever the theme song was.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's odd because that is PRECISELY what I look like.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX is Speed Racer?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty good. i like it. could be resized, but it doesnt matter.
after scrolling all that way down, i was half-expecting just a big disgusting picture on par with tubgirl.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, those are my newest glasses. The ninja look is IN this year.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sonic? This measures 9.7 on the awesome scale
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is pen name so hard. use a book jacket for "the running man."
hell, use an image from pen island.net
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Which one, or do you choose each time?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You caught me in my uniform!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't just have to have two forms.
I also turn into a Salvador Dali painting.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:36:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Megatron? How did you know I can turn into a gun?
Bonus points for the sweet shot of Electro.
Oh, and bravo...you got Method's head size right.
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I always figured you'd turn into a vibrator.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Megatron? How did you know I can turn into a gun?
Bonus points for the sweet shot of Electro.
Oh, and bravo...you got Method's head size right.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No me either. And the rest aren't funny sadly
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh hehg, Shlongy
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. These weren't stereotyped or cliched at all.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-19 17:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No rad or stevie, so I don't mind not being on here.