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Submitted by Sweet_nothings (View user info) at 2006-01-20 07:25:56 EST


So I've been lurking around this site for a while, trying to think of something interesting to say. Until this morning, I had a eureka moment, an epiphany, call it what you will but in this moment of clarity, I realised I will probably never have a genuine eureka moment. The best is not necessarily yet to come. We can but try, try again, maybe try one more time and then give up. After all, if you're not instantly good at something, is it really worth the bother?

Camwhore of sorts...

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-20 15:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd hit that



















with a magic marker

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-20 15:24:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Beat my first post, gotta love the Bmp.

Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nothing to say

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

no, if you're not instantly good at anything that requires creativity then you shouldn't bother.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:41:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:40:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

So that first time you failed to drown yourself in your bathtub, give it another go.

-------------------------
hahahaha hahahahahaa

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:40:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

So that first time you failed to drown yourself in your bathtub, give it another go.

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hahahaha

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh, i've seen worse first posts.
In fact, I've seen worse 30th posts.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:40:03 (#)
Ranking: -1

This is kinda a cop out 1st post, just saying you're not really bothered.

Fortunatley you have two more attempts and, if they fail, boobage camwhore.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have tons of nudy pics girls let me take of them...i'm going to start posting them....shit i need a scanner first.

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:40:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

So that first time you failed to drown yourself in your bathtub, give it another go.

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I'm betting you're not a teacher in "the real world"

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

So that first time you failed to drown yourself in your bathtub, give it another go.

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't need to draw them on.

Oops, have I said too much?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd better not draw little goatees on them

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Lipstick and a moustache?


Are you my dead granny?

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No, I'm your dead granny's alter.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you Nigel Tufnel from Spinal Tap? you look like him!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-20 09:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lipstick and a moustache?


Are you my dead granny?

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:40:03 (#)
Ranking: -1

Fortunatley you have two more attempts and, if they fail, boobage camwhore.

_______________________________________________________

I pwomise



Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This is kinda a cop out 1st post, just saying you're not really bothered.

Fortunatley you have two more attempts and, if they fail, boobage camwhore.



Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:37:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

you take everything as a compliment.

"you look like you have aids"

"thank you, that must mean i look skinny""

____________________________________________

What can I say? I like to look for the silver lining.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't believe in the auto -2 rule for first post.




This earned the -2 all on it's own.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you take everything as a compliment.

"you look like you have aids"

"thank you, that must mean i look skinny""

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 1

Ditch the moustache and the goatse but leave the glasses and you've got a little bit of a Tina Fey thing going on . . . rowr.

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Not sure I know who Tina Fey is, but based on the rowr, I'm taking it as a compliment.

So thank you kindly, kind sir.




Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the Super Troopers reference:

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Who wants a mustache ride?

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:44:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

This sure ain't Eureka.
It IS, on the other hand, shit.

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Hey relax man, if I'm true to my word, you've only got to put up with 2 more attempts max!

C'mon, I just KNOW you're gonna love me!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ditch the moustache and the goatse but leave the glasses and you've got a little bit of a Tina Fey thing going on . . . rowr.

+1 for Tina Fey.

Submitted by sweet_nothings (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:00:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

way to underrepresent your demographic: dickheads aged 10-15

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Thanks for the complement, I was starting to think I looked old.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

way to underrepresent your demographic: dickheads aged 10-15

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sure ain't Eureka.
It IS, on the other hand, shit.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who wants a mustache ride?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ah, the old glasses-'tache-pointy beard combo...

A classic.

Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

After all, if you're not instantly good at something, is it really worth the bother?




amen.

Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-01-20 07:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

My "eureka moment" was about cigarettes:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77286


Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.

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