Way to go, Dad (1107 hits)
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Submitted by proofofpurchase (View user info) at 2006-01-20 11:55:52 EST
Long ago in a land far, far away, called Cleveland, two young girls were growing up in a very Polish household. It was the very early eighties and a brand new cleaning product was being hawked on TV. This product was AMAZING.
DiDi Seven is a cleaning paste that cleans practically everything! It literally removes hundreds of stains including grease, ink, lipstick, blood, etc. Quite frankly, it will revolutionize your cleaning life. Whoa!
Anyway, it is very important to remember that I was growing up in a very Polish household.
My father picked up the phone one snowy day in a fit of boredom and ordered a few tubes of this remarkable stuff. My sister and I crouched inside the closet with the mail slot waiting to see its rusty steel door open and this product be delivered and eventually save our lives! Mmmkay, so maybe we were just constantly checking the front hall closet with the mail slot for a small beat up box from the DiDi Seven factory.
One day, approximately 2-4 weeks later, we were in receipt of this miraculous stuff. Immediately it was whisked away and mixed up according to the directions and used on many, many things in the proofofpurchase residence.
It really did work incredibly well. We were all in awe of the power of this bit of cleaning wonderpaste. It was used on the bathroom grout, kitchen floors, utility tubs, you name it. I think it was purchased to make tidy up time seem fun for us children, but whatever, that worked too. The units were only Polish to a point.
One fine day, a few weeks into the using of DiDi Seven, my father gets a brilliant, yet secret idea. He is going to use this product to do a bit of cleaning on something that needs a little freshening up. He mixes it up, does his thing and goes on with his life. For approximately one day.
On this one day later, my mother is doing the laundry and comes up from downstairs with tears of laughter in her eyes carrying an armload of my fathers underwear. Apparently he used it to erase the skid marks in his skivvies and they were now left with clear, white blotches in place of the brown ones.
My dad is cool.
...and skid free.
User Reviews
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-01 11:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew
Skidmarks
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dad once set fire to the backyard lighting a grill with gasoline he had for the lawn mower.
That these people are responsible for raising children is sometimes a bit frightening.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:33:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:08:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
HA. i remember didi seven.
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Me too. I also remember that it will eat holes through whatever you put it on if you leave it on there long enough.
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So does Oxy Clean. I learned that the hard way on my favourite shirt.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha
also skid mark free and proud of.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Skid marks on my thongs seem more monumental, it's the ratio to panty width.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
...mumbles something about Zyklon-B Universal Cleanser...
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You, sir, are a horrible person. HORRIBLY FUNNY!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You mean to tell me that brown stains aren't natural?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:19:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
...mumbles something about Zyklon-B Universal Cleanser...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suggest Pampers Lavender baby wipes. They smell pretty and have a calming effect.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:57:16 EST (#)
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+2 Polish Papa.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:50:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:08:42 (#)
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Ok, so I don't understand skid marks. Do you men get bored with wiping? Lose focus on the shitter and forget to wipe? With the advent of flushable wipes, there is no excuse for the skids. The wipes are like a spa treatment for your ass.
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1) You can cop an attitude about skid marks when you are blessed with the gift of hairyass.
2) Why bother with flushable wipes when you have underwear and/or a wife/girlfriend?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were a guy?
didi7 is OxiCleans bitch
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:33:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:08:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
HA. i remember didi seven.
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Me too. I also remember that it will eat holes through whatever you put it on if you leave it on there long enough.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:32:26 EST (#)
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MF i wonder about the very same thing. Any UberMenz care to enlighten us?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:26:08 EST (#)
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POOP
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:17:32 EST (#)
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i agree.
what the fuck, eh?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA. i remember didi seven.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, so I don't understand skid marks. Do you men get bored with wiping? Lose focus on the shitter and forget to wipe? With the advent of flushable wipes, there is no excuse for the skids. The wipes are like a spa treatment for your ass.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit, it's a West German formula too...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:06:03 EST (#)
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...mumbles something about Zyklon-B Universal Cleanser...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-20 12:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I chuckled, not guffawed but chuckled.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?
-- Homer Simpson
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