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Category: RomanceRating: 0.4 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-20 13:04:44 EST
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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm....maybe....yes....+1
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:23:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:19:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand your affinity for Shlongy.
Well, dipshit...it really doesn't matter if YOU understand, now does it?
Obviously, she has good taste in men...she understands satirical wit...she can read...she recognizes sheer genius... she likes a man that can take her out somewhere other than McDonald's or "quarter beer night at Johnnie's Lube and Feed".
And she may have stumbled across one of my bank statements at some point.
That, plus maybe she's just another one of my alters.
Shlongy loves himself.
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I heart Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand your affinity for Shlongy.
Well, dipshit...it really doesn't matter if YOU understand, now does it?
Obviously, she has good taste in men...she understands satirical wit...she can read...she recognizes sheer genius... she likes a man that can take her out somewhere other than McDonald's or "quarter beer night at Johnnie's Lube and Feed".
And she may have stumbled across one of my bank statements at some point.
That, plus maybe she's just another one of my alters.
Shlongy loves himself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah...please do. He hurts.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 15:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WITH GUITARS!!!!!!!!
ok i couldn't help myself there.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 15:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It didn't convert well from bitmap to jpeg. And I had to increase the size, and it got all pixelated to fuck.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 15:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:58:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
What happened to the Ha!Ha! Guy? He's all small and blurry, just like the inside of a cataract!
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He's not blurry to me. Susie needs glasses....
*kidding*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:58:09 EST (#)
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What happened to the Ha!Ha! Guy? He's all small and blurry, just like the inside of a cataract!
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pirate, pilgram or young Quaker Oats dude?
I can't tell......
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your fucking gay
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:15:52 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:09:09 (#)
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What does that say about me?
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I don't know, do you like old men too?
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Heheheheno. No. I just...no.
But they seem to like me.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:15:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:09:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
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What does that say about me?
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I don't know, do you like old men too?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:09:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:05:38 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand your affinity for Shlongy.
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I like old men.
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What does that say about me?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 14:05:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand your affinity for Shlongy.
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I like old men.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand your affinity for Shlongy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it just me, or is buttsecks an even more prominent uber theme than usual today?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why would he want to be free?
I mean, if he's pitching, I mean.
Can't you just let the man enjoy it?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
fair enough
The reading was pretty interesting, thanks for that.
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Sure :-)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:15:45 (#)
Ranking: -1
meh.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is another public service announcement
Brought to you in part by Slim Shady
Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think
If you don't like it, you can suck his fucking cock
Little did you know upon purchasing this album
You have just kissed his ass.
Slim Shady is fed up with your shit
And he's going to kill you
Uh, anything else?
Yeah, sue me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-20 13:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fair enough
The reading was pretty interesting, thanks for that.