Haha, Vote Walken, 2008 (960 hits)
Category: Politics -> LibertariansRating: -1.08 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Bachman <matthew-bachman.at.uiowa.edu> (View user info) at 2006-01-20 16:28:20 EST
I mean, come on people...who really, REALLY supports two parties anyway? Few people's view are so clear-cut as to totally mesh with a political parties platform, and the result is that people end up choosing the less of two evils all too often.
I'd like to know people's true party affiliation, and if it's not too much trouble, the why behind it as well.
Haha, I heard Christopher Walken is running for president come 2008...which made me initially laugh but then I heard about his politics and I kind of agreed. Weird.
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Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2006-01-22 02:06:11 EST (#)
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First: It's a hoax
Second: It's an old hoax
Third: You are the 5th person to bring this up in close enough proximity that I had to hear it.
Fourth: It's a fucking hoax that even I read about almost a year ago... and I don't get around much.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:27:27 EST (#)
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Vote My Balls.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 23:15:26 EST (#)
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Haha, and would they use shit from SNL against him???? ^_^
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 23:06:41 EST (#)
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It would be interesting.
But will people vote third party?
(I actually don't know his party, I'm just guessing from his platform that he is going to be third party)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:54:09 EST (#)
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Imagine...
At his first rally, thousands of fans will bang cowbells instead of applauding.
Beautiful!
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:11:48 EST (#)
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http://www.walken2008.com/
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:05:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:51:28 (#)
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I enjoy inserting hot dogs into my special place.
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Did I type that outloud?
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wow. how clever mistressfist. because it's like regretting something you said right after you say it only you're doing it online, so it's 10 times as funny because you know you can correct it but don't. right? then, to top off the joke sundae, you throw in the "did i type that outloud?" cherry and the humorous review is complete.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:54:16 EST (#)
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Walken?....sounds suspicious...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:47:10 EST (#)
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haha, true dat
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:38:25 EST (#)
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This guy got into a Uni? American education must really suck
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 20:12:59 EST (#)
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Shit, I'll give that to you Pen_Name...sorry.
Yeh, Walken's for real...www.walken2008.com. Idk what people are talking about when they say this is a hoax or something--if it is, it's one hell of a hoax.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:57:40 EST (#)
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+2 because, in all honesty, I really think Walken might be the best candidate.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:50:42 EST (#)
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you didn't ask a question. your only interogative was rhetorical, and the middle paragraph (supposedly a question) was a statement.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:37:46 EST (#)
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WTF people. 1) who gives a fuck if i post 2x a day...it was last night, and I don't consider posting something late at night, sleeping, then waking up and posting again 2x a day.
2)I'm not "getting political," lol. I posited a question, I wanted to see who said what about my question.
--Matt
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:05:18 EST (#)
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who the hell is katy rose?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:58:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:30:36 EST (#)
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I gotta zing you here and explain something about Uber.
First, and you must understand how important this is, Christopher Walken is one of Uber's Gods. We worship the weird bastard. In fact, "Needs More Cowbell" is one of the sacred incantations invoked around here.
You most probably would have gotten a straight +2 if you would have made a "Walken for President" MSPaint or Photoshop graphic using his image.
Secondly, if you want to get political, do so at your own risk. No matter what you say, someone here will think you're wrong and spend days arguing with you. Then the post ends up on most heated and pisses people (the ones who get bumped off most heated) off. If you do get political, for God's sake, have your ducks (credible sources) in a row.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:13:06 EST (#)
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No fucking way are you old enough to vote.
Might I suggest that you leave ubersite. We don't take kindly to that demographic with an IQ of 80.
This post makes me support fascism just that little bit more.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:36:38 EST (#)
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They must not teach the ONE FUCKING POST PER DAY rule at that fucking shitbag school in Iowa, eh Junior?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-20 17:18:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:59:32 (#)
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Me, I just like to eat them after you two are done with your processed beef antics.
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I prefer the turkey dog, but who am I to split hairs over a free meal?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:59:32 EST (#)
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Me, I just like to eat them after you two are done with your processed beef antics.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:54:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:51:28 (#)
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I enjoy inserting hot dogs into my special place.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I ENJOY IT WHEN YOU PUT HOT DOGS IN MY SPECIAL PLACE TOO..TEE HEE
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:51:28 EST (#)
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I enjoy inserting hot dogs into my special place.
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Did I type that outloud?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:45:08 EST (#)
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Favorite piece from the Onion:
"Walken in L.A."
by Christopher Walken
Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly boiled hot dog. Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me.
There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one and I don't expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious.
I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot-dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.
When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love of hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs.
I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.
Next week: my thoughts on Woody Allen, hot dog hater and crappy director.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:44:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:35:18 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:54 (#)
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I dunno, after hearing him talk about keeping a watch in his ass for 7 years, I just don't think I could seriously vote for him.
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Huh, clarify please?
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See Pulp Fiction, it will make sense.
Caul- That's exactly what I thought at first glance.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:43:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:35:18 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:54 (#)
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I dunno, after hearing him talk about keeping a watch in his ass for 7 years, I just don't think I could seriously vote for him.
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Huh, clarify please?
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Pulp Fiction honey. If you haven't seen it cut yourself once in punishment and then go rent it.
And dude you did two posts in one day. That is a double post. Unless you are in another country, in which case I will apologize for holding you to the United States obviously better time keeping.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:41:48 EST (#)
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haha, the title says Volkswagen 2008!
hahahahah....
no
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:40:45 EST (#)
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I also hope you know this is shenanigans. He is not really running. Check Snopes.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:38:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:36:43 (#)
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Iowa man. Iowa.
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I knew it was one of those 4 letter states no one ever hears much about.
Sorry dude.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:38:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:31:45 (#)
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Christopher Walken hates lopsided tits!
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Well good because mine are perfectly globular and lovely.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:36:43 EST (#)
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Iowa man. Iowa.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:35:42 EST (#)
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Auto -2 on a double post however I am cutting you some slack because you go to U. of Utah and I feel a little sad.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:35:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:54 (#)
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I dunno, after hearing him talk about keeping a watch in his ass for 7 years, I just don't think I could seriously vote for him.
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Huh, clarify please?
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:34:32 EST (#)
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Haha, I am a noob, how could you tell?? :-P I don't even know what I'm doing here, but this is hella fun.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:33:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:54 (#)
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AUTO -2 DOUBLE POST.
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Bad noob! Bad!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:32:21 EST (#)
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American Nazi Party, because its the most offensive party I could think of to say.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:32:07 EST (#)
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WTF man...double post?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:31:45 EST (#)
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Christopher Walken hates lopsided tits!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:31:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:39 (#)
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I really want to have teh sex with Chris Walken. Seriously. I'd hit that so hard......
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:54 EST (#)
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AUTO -2 DOUBLE POST.
I dunno, after hearing him talk about keeping a watch in his ass for 7 years, I just don't think I could seriously vote for him.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:39 EST (#)
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I really want to have teh sex with Chris Walken. Seriously. I'd hit that so hard......
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:33 EST (#)
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You're a bit slow... aren't you?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:30:18 EST (#)
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I'd vote for Walken.
Out of sheer terror of the man!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-20 16:29:11 EST (#)
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HAHA THAT IS TEH WEIRD