Palsy... Parsley, whats the difference. (624 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.71 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Stan> (View user info) at 2006-01-20 18:17:15 EST
Back in May I met this girl at a bar. Actually, she met me, asked me for my number, and for some reason I didn't give her a fake one. She called me once in May and I blew her off. Then, like 4 days ago she calls out of the blue and I blow her off... again.
Last night when me and some friends are at the same bar I see her. I tell my buddies and one of them screams "MAN I KNOW HER!" He immediatly starts cracking up, but wouldn't tell us why. He goes and brings her over to the table.
She immediatly recognizes me and says "Hey Stanley, how are you." Only one side of her face moved. The other side was completely motionless. My immediate reply is "Hey, what happened to you?"
Apparently she developed palsy in her face, but when she said "I got palsy", I thought she said "I ate parsley". "Why the fuck would you eat parsley. That stuff is only for decoration ya know." Then I noticed that she was only talking out of one side of her face. I swear to god she looked like two face from bat man. I couldn't stop laughing. Between the confused look on her face and the pricless hyena laugh of my friend I was in tears. I know I know. There is a special place in hell reserved just for me. Needless to say that she left the table in shambles.
Today I felt really bad about it. So I went online and did some research because I really didn't know what Palsy was. Aparently she has Bells palsy which isn't permanent. So I really don't feel that bad anymore. Its like laughing at a friend for having a giant zit on his nose right?
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-21 22:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking suck.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-21 16:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah blah. Asshole.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-21 14:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hope you get cancer
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-21 02:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with the blacked out eye? Is it a nipple or something? Corn bread? Is it corn bread? I'll be masturbating with anticipation.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-21 01:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it seems you struck a nerve
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-20 22:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yahoo!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
liek 0h no3s!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-20 21:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sorry...i didn't laugh. Because thats actually pretty mean.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I have to give you a +2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm waiting for you to get palsy of the fingers...
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. Giant zit is pale in comparison to not being able to use one side of your face.
I just got back from the ER (yse, just now) and I also have Bells Palsy. It sucks. Not funny at all.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-20 19:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a raving cunt.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why would she go out to a bar in that condition?
Personally, I would hide at home until it went away.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ewwwww....
CRAP!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-20 18:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can dig it.