Rehabilitation, medication, insubordination, masturbation, and anything else that ends in "ation" (812 hits)
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Submitted by Flack (View user info) at 2006-01-21 11:36:28 EST
These past week has beeen one strangest times of my life. Currently, I'm spending 5 out of 7 days in a hospital, undergoing an rehab. Its been great, while the rest of my company is out wasting time "training", I'm sitting in a clean-ass room, wearing a gown with no underwears, being waited on hand and foot, and taking all kinds of really great pills!
Until this morning.
We had to wake up at 0600 to have a group therapy deal. I dealt with it fine, but the other assholes decided that they were going to bullshit around.
After a few "my mom was emotionally abusive to me", a couple of " my dad gave me a few love-taps when i was a kid", and the always popular "My drug use is all the Army's fault", I stood up, and told them all that they were full of shit.
And then I punched some dude in the face coz he was pussy and he was crying.
I'm at home now, kicked out of the treatment plan I signed up for. Fine with me, I've been sober now since New Years, have a bunch of great pills, and cable. I'll probably roll down to Austin and get laid tonight to.
I hate people so much. Especially the ones that you know don't have a problem but sign up for the program anyways so they can get out of the field, or a deployment. I hate that shit. So fuck impatient therapy, its a joke anyways. I'm gonna stick with my physchiatrist and my Happy pills.
Now if you'll excuse me, I havent jacked off in about 6 days and I really need to get off.....
Oh and here's a camwhore so you can see the change in my appearance from New years to today. I actually look real good compared to how I was when I was drinking and using.
User Reviews
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-07-02 01:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh what
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good on you for not taking the "victim" bullshit.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rate me now!
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-22 23:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-21 20:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After a few "my mom was emotionally abusive to me", a couple of " my dad gave me a few love-taps when i was a kid", and the always popular "My drug use is all the Army's fault", I stood up, and told them all that they were full of shit.
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+2nami
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-21 18:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds like you're doing well.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-21 17:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah , the last place i need to be is fucking Vegas, Jay!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-21 17:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scott, you look fat.
You should come to Vegas, we can fix that.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-01-21 16:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
i love it when the commish flips me off.
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Hilarious
Submitted by Lucky13 (user info) at 2006-01-21 15:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey guess what?...who cares....-2.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-21 15:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:53:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
give us a smile you moody cunt.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:43:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda punched more people out, but I'll let that slide.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:40:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm..
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Who are you people?
Do I not uber enough to keep track of everybody?
Holy shit, they'll never let me sit at the cool lunch table now.
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That's okay, Ghola. We can start our OWN lunch table where we'll sit just close enough so that all the cool people can hear about our excitement-filled lives and latest conquests.
Yea, that'll show 'em.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-21 15:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Group therapy is lame and it's total bullshit. If anything, you come out more fucked up than when you went in. I can't imagine having to sit through that while you're coming off drugs and alchohol.
Good luck on staying clean!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you should.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
i love it when the commish flips me off.
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I'll take that as one of the better compliments of my life!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love it when the commish flips me off.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-01-21 12:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck keeping clean, bud
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
give us a smile you moody cunt.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:43:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda punched more people out, but I'll let that slide.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:40:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm..
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Who are you people?
Do I not uber enough to keep track of everybody?
Holy shit, they'll never let me sit at the cool lunch table now.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
give us a smile you moody cunt.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda punched more people out, but I'll let that slide.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-21 11:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm..