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I, Human part 7: Exanimate (421 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by A-Daamage (View user info) at 2006-01-22 00:48:41 EST


There are obviously more of these, but right now I really don't give a shit about finding and posting their numbers. If you want to read them, search them out yourself.

I thought I had a point when I sat down to start typing this. Is there a point? Just now, as I finished typing that last sentence, Enya was singing through my speakers to tell me she doesn't know why. Coincidences are funny things. Sometimes you wonder just how coincidental consequences are. Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to mix Bud Light and Hamms. Starting to get a headache after only one of each. I have part of my final project due on Tuesday and really have no idea what I'm going to do for it yet. I have a basic structure set, but for the actual execution I'm pretty much floating in the dark. A baby penguin gone astray from its family in the middle of the ocean and the sun has set. What am I even talking about?

Fuck it.

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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-22 23:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

random ideas = +2???....hmmm...whatever

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-22 20:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-22 15:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

another lost soul i see.


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Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

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