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Missing Person (615 hits)

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Rating: 0.28 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by transhuman (View user info) at 2006-01-22 04:56:10 EST

My mother is missing. She did not come home last night.

The last time this happened, I was 15. They found her in her car the next morning. She had overdosed on pills; they pumped her stomach and she lived.

I wonder where her car is this time. I just want her to come home.

I filled out a report with the police. They have her photograph and are looking for her car. They told me to stay home, not to go out and look as they are doing that. So I am here at home, watching "Bad News" and waiting.

The outside light is on in case, Mum.

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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh for heavens sake, of course he's messing with us. If his mother was one of those 'street people' then there's no way he'd post on an irreverant website about her plight.

Still, you'd better post a picture so that Apollo or Shitfuck can photoshop it with the title 'YOUSE GONNA GET RAPED!'.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I found her face down in a ditch. Want a reacharound?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-22 23:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what are you trying to say Axolotl?

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-22 23:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Life sometimes sucks..

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-22 20:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-22 16:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That sucks, man. Sympathy +1.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-22 11:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hope you didn't post this looking for a support group.

Good luck, though.

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2006-01-22 11:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

she will come home.

she's just in a bar somewhere giving a fat bloke a blow job for a beer and a pack of nuts.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-22 11:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm terribly sorry to hear this if it is true. I'd rather not say why, but I really empathize with you. I hope all turns out OK.

Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-22 10:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-22 10:25:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-22 07:27:36 (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-22 05:54:03 (#)
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I hope she does come home man.

If this is a piss take. I will gut you like a fish.

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Seconded.

"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-22 10:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah you better not be messing with us.

But if you aren't, I really hope she comes back. Parents don't always know what they are doing to their kids.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-22 07:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-22 05:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope she does come home man.

If this is a piss take. I will gut you like a fish.

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Seconded.

"I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy."

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-22 05:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope she does come home man.

If this is a piss take. I will gut you like a fish.