MS Paint Is Driving Me Insane (4407 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-01-23 02:45:15 EST
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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-02-15 06:24:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-05-01 00:40:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:06:06 EST (#)
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I have to +2 this because I laughed out loud at the one-hand through what's wrong with me frames
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-22 06:06:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:35:36 EST (#)
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Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:18:51 EST (#)
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joedaddy: My mom got it for me back in the day, when I thought it was cool. After all these years, I finally had a reason to take it out of the closet for a reason other than chopping the heads off of snow men.
Wow, I sound like a psycho...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-07 04:44:43 EST (#)
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hey kid, this was even funnier than your gas-mask post
i was wondering, is that a Katana or a Shop @ Home weapon?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-07 03:41:23 EST (#)
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hahhahaha. I never saw this post. It explains soooooo much.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:37:58 EST (#)
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Your last two posts have an average of over 130000 hits each. One of them is bringing it up more than the other, though.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-02-22 06:58:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 06:34:59 (#)
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Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:18:02 (#)
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Sex on legs. Doesn't hurt that you look like me (I also have no face).
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Haha, yea. I think you should do an all-revealing camwhore now that your MSpaint was a success.
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I concur.
I bet you'd be really hot.
Even if you're not you'd have people licking your boots.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-22 06:34:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:18:02 (#)
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Sex on legs. Doesn't hurt that you look like me (I also have no face).
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Haha, yea. I think you should do an all-revealing camwhore now that your MSpaint was a success.
Submitted by Sicknote (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:18:02 EST (#)
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Sex on legs. Doesn't hurt that you look like me (I also have no face).
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-02-20 17:53:54 EST (#)
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The handstand bit was hilarious
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:34:44 EST (#)
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It's like a personal comic strip. I like it.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:25:33 EST (#)
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MandaPanda: haha- this is what I get for having Uberers going to my website, now everyone's going to think I'm a complete nutjob. Oh well, at least after my ultimate ms paint, I'll be internet famous. woo!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-20 01:19:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:51:39 (#)
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Average_Dan: Hey, haven't seen you around here in awhile. And yeah... If you read my posts, you'll notice I take on a completely different personality for every one of them. Either I'm faking insanity for the fun of it... Or I have multiple personalities, and all of them have some serious issues. Oh, man. :(
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Oh, great. A crazy person has my address.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:51:39 EST (#)
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Average_Dan: Hey, haven't seen you around here in awhile. And yeah... If you read my posts, you'll notice I take on a completely different personality for every one of them. Either I'm faking insanity for the fun of it... Or I have multiple personalities, and all of them have some serious issues. Oh, man. :(
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-02-20 00:32:49 EST (#)
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Breathtaking, you have some serious issues. I would look into that if I were you.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-02-17 14:27:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:34:12 EST (#)
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Blinkish: Good! Thanks for sharing the post!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-02 14:26:30 EST (#)
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This is still fucking awesome. I had a small gathering of people last night and had to show them your post. General consenses (sp.?) You're a genius.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-01 14:30:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-01 14:27:20 (#)
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I still don't understand something ,Tiger Lilly...
HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE MOST HEATED EVERY SINGLE POST?!
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I don't know.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:12:43 EST (#)
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ha!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:30:16 EST (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:24:29 EST (#)
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tee-hee
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:18:49 EST (#)
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Good shit.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:11:21 EST (#)
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You are the awesome. That is all.
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:58:47 EST (#)
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The error messages are funny
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:58:32 EST (#)
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i actually look forward to your posts.
please do stuff more often!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-24 07:52:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-24 06:18:17 EST (#)
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i want to fwd this to 300 people.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:44:37 EST (#)
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this has been done before: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:18:10 EST (#)
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pandora: Do you still have the image? I'd like to check it out. I submitted an MS Paint to Maddox's weekly thing, but I didn't make it. He did say, "It's weird, I love it." though. Wow, though... Wait til you see what I'm working on. It will make you cry like no MS Paint has ever made you cry before.
MrSparkle847: Glad you liked the stuff at my website. Also, I posted the artwork thing here on Ubersite. It was my B@W post. I remember an episode of The Simpsons with Mr. Sparkle...
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:04:09 EST (#)
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+2 also for "My crappy artwork and how I made it better" on your site. I think I fucking lost control of every bodily function when I saw the emperor penguins.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:01:47 EST (#)
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This was very funny...I'm a pretty good artist, but a Neanderthal when it comes to anything computer-related. I remember posting a Paint drawing on a forum once, and Maddox came on there and said, "This drawing totally gave me a boner. Did you use a mouse or a tablet?" I said, "A mouse." I'd never even heard of a tablet! Who knew there was an easier way? (Also, I'm left-handed and drew everything with a mouse in my right hand. Duh. I'm like a guy who gets a car for the first time, and says,"Wow, these really do make things easier!" as I push it all over town.)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:57:23 EST (#)
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Pwn
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:56:16 EST (#)
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what what *slide*
Jump to the left!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:54:28 EST (#)
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yes
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:47:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:01:13 EST (#)
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Blinkish: Thanks, glad I could help.
ELG: Woah... I'm sorry that that's the story of you're life. Sounds like you need some ice cream. Or drugs. I go for the ice cream. mmmm
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:31:32 EST (#)
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Awesome! B@W for sure.
I'm having the worst MONTH ever, and this was seriously the first thing to make me smile in a while. Thanks for that, you rock.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:20:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:06:30 EST (#)
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Sounds like the story of me life. Great job.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:55:25 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious: Ooooh! Sorry about that. I can give you some recommendations for some good daycare centers, though. I robbed a cradle once, myself. Didn't pay nearly as much as the one bank jo- er... Yeah...
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:46:36 EST (#)
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:46:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:42:07 (#)
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Sacrilicious: Hey, what do you have against girls?
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Nothing at all, I am one. I was just lamenting the fact that since you have a girlfriend, I can't cradle-rob you, is all.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:44:44 EST (#)
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The_Yellow_Dart: I... Uh... I can't. Yeah, I can't. I just cried in my mind. Mental crying. That's it.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:37:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:42:07 (#)
it made me sit in public trash cans and cry myself to sleep. ""
How do you do that without a face??
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:42:07 EST (#)
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Sacrilicious: Hey, what do you have against girls?
Crystle: That's only because I don't have a face... I don't want people to make fun of me like the kids on the playground used to. I heard "HAHA YOU HAVE NO FACE" so much it made me sit in public trash cans and cry myself to sleep.
crazyaardvark: I know... :(
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:06:09 EST (#)
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No one cares, man.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:03:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:19:55 (#)
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HAR HAR HANDSTAND.
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this, and this post, were golden
NO ONE CARES.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-23 20:59:58 EST (#)
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perfect.
so many camwhores, no face?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:22:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:40:15 (#)
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Smack_Fuck: My girlfriend likes it, and I'm fine however it is. I'll get it cut in the summer. Baseball + long hair = retarded.
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Girlfriend?
*Sacrilicious cries, reaches for sword*
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:19:41 EST (#)
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evesapple: Against the corner of my computer? Intentionally? Yes. Against the floor? Yes. Against my headboard while I'm trying to go to sleep at night? Yes. When my parents dropped me when I was 2? Yes.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:09:13 EST (#)
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adorable!
did you hit your head?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:08:14 EST (#)
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My...
That's M Y.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:06:15 EST (#)
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Affinity: I... Um... Your question hurts me head.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:57:15 EST (#)
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yes it's funny, but are you happy in your soul?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:54:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:24:31 (#)
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You... I...
Babies?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:49:01 EST (#)
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I came, I saw, I laughed.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:43:25 EST (#)
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loki: Thanks for the heads up. I'm kind of worried I'm going to ruin my eyes from using Paint. My head keeps migrating towards the monitor as I work on it. Same thing happens when I'm working on real art.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:40:15 EST (#)
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Smack_Fuck: My girlfriend likes it, and I'm fine however it is. I'll get it cut in the summer. Baseball + long hair = retarded.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:37:47 EST (#)
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You're going to get eye strain with your desk up against the wall like that.
just thought I would share
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:29:30 EST (#)
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hilarious
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:15:48 EST (#)
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Youre a man with long hair? I don't get it.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:06:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-23 12:27:14 EST (#)
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GOLD!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:42:02 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:41:29 EST (#)
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You crazy ass bastard.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:38:49 EST (#)
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Ha ha
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:38:40 EST (#)
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inion_de_trua: You sure? I got it kind of... Uh. Messy...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:35:47 EST (#)
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I love your posts.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:34:09 EST (#)
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i want the sword.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:30:28 EST (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-23 10:31:51 EST (#)
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Damn this was good. B@W.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-23 10:14:03 EST (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-23 10:05:39 EST (#)
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that's fucking badass.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 10:01:14 EST (#)
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Unholy Master...
That's M A S T E R.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:52:32 EST (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:46:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:33:50 EST (#)
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:14:37 EST (#)
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fucking gold.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:14:00 EST (#)
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Nellypaal: Because I saw PFF's and The Unholy Mater guy's and I wanted to see if I could do better. Either that or I'm insecure and I feel like gaining approvel through anonymous internet users will make me feel better about myself.
FunnyAsCancer: I thought some people might.
Danger_Ranger: Are spinners on the power button too much?
Wisher: Random pointless fact- I know someone with the last name Swisher.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:43:16 EST (#)
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So many pixels . . .
Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:32:15 EST (#)
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Haha, this has been a ray of sunshine on my otherwise cloudy day.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:51:58 EST (#)
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Top Notch.
-Dave
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:40:29 EST (#)
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HAHA!
Well played young man... As usual.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:36:54 EST (#)
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filename
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:35:45 EST (#)
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I love these little photo story thingies.
+2 for falling off the chair. Sorry if you hurt yourself, but that was way funny
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:26:24 EST (#)
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Made me smile. +1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:20:47 EST (#)
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I'm envious of Forthewin.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:02:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:46:20 (#)
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I've been working on a drawing in Paint for over a month, and it's seriously starting to make me crazy.
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Why?
Seriously.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:58:13 EST (#)
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hehehe....
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:25:08 EST (#)
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Gold
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:46:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:37:11 EST (#)
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Good.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:27:40 EST (#)
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Fookin Great!
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:21:16 EST (#)
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Got a laugh
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:19:55 EST (#)
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HAR HAR HANDSTAND.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:11:46 EST (#)
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Plus for lots of reasons: first, "it's windy out," out of the blue funny; secondly, using "wish" in a dialogue bubble. {Wisher, get it? I thought so. Carry on.}
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:05:05 EST (#)
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nice compaq, hippy. You should ghetto mod it. Maybe a bit of steel wool on the logo and a Megaman insignia jackolantern thing on the side panel - use the sword. Stick with lego, take a bath and get a haircut.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:49:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:30:19 EST (#)
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cool...
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:24:31 EST (#)
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You... I...
Babies?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:24:15 EST (#)
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Well put!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:21:59 EST (#)
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I did a double take at the chair head-stand and the sword.
Inspired.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-23 04:15:38 EST (#)
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welll.........then...
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-01-23 03:57:29 EST (#)
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I relate. More than you will ever know.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-01-23 03:12:54 EST (#)
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Best paint-post I've seen so far.
You had already earned the +2, but the sweater sealed the deal.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:57:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-01-23 02:46:20 EST (#)
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I've been working on a drawing in Paint for over a month, and it's seriously starting to make me crazy.