Two Best Jokes Of All Time (1054 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.53 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dorian (View user info) at 2006-01-23 05:37:33 EST
1)
Why is it wrong to kill children?
a- Because who will work in the mines?
2)
Two filthy stinking old men are sitting in a bar drinking the cheapest beer on tap at 10am. At 5pm they are still there and they still stink like shit. The door opens and a group of super hot executive women come in with their power suits and cleavage to lose your face in.
FIRST MAN: I could have anyone of those women I wanted
SECOND MAN: I don't think so, you are old and smell like shit with your torn clothes
FIRST MAN: I'm serious I could have anyone of them I wanted
SECOND MAN: What makes you so sure?
FIRST MAN: Because i'm a rapist.
User Reviews
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is clearly one of the best posts of all time. And it has been rated accordingly.
And leilani, whats 9" + 3"?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY, WANT A BIGGER PENIS?
IMPRESSIVE ERECTIONS.
GROW YOUR PENIS 1-3 INCHES.
EJACULATE 400% MORE
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW!! and gay.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BingBongBing (user info) at 2006-01-23 11:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
let me know when youre done setting yourself on fire, so i can piss on the ashes.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Dorian
2) Shlongy
+1, I laughed.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Barts just sour because the second joke is too close to home. Its how he lost his anal virginity.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-23 06:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I found the first joke funny.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha newbie faggots
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What Red said.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 05:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ask me for the reason. You know damn well that this sucked. And the picture did not save you.