Recipe for disaste! (443 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.12 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-01-23 07:58:10 EST
"We as black people, it's time, it's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans and I don't care what people are saying uptown or wherever they are, this city will be chocolate at the end of the day...
"How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about," he said. "New Orleans was a chocolate city before Katrina. It is going to be a chocolate city after."
- Ralph Nagin, Mayor of New Orleans in recent televised remarks.
Oh my God! Why didn't I see this before! Yes, of course, chocolate. It all makes sense - that wonderful smell that permeates the air of New Orleans could only be the result of such harmony between the races - such beautiful and prophetic intermingling of the races that make up the Crescent City could only result in the delicious drink that you describe.
And let's be honest...what city can't be compared to some concoction - some tastiferous, lip-smacking, thirst quenching, satisfying drink? For example:
San Francisco - here's a city that reeks of harmony! It's so beautiful to see gay people of every race, creed, sex (even the transgendered!) working together to reach a common goal. Why, where else could gay men and lesbians set aside their differences and work to make what can only be described as a Fruit Smoothie. You add some Bananas, some Cherries, maybe even a squirt or two of liquid protein, and a cute little umbrella and you've got the perfect fruit smoothie.
New York City -The only drink that could possibly speak to the effervescent and vibrant harmony of the Big Apple could only be the Dolomite: 40 oz bottle of old English (a nod to the city's past), One 12 oz bottle of Night Train (a nod to the future), 1 packet of unsweetened Cherry Kool-Aid (just because)...Dolomite, the tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.
Wait...maybe they're both better drinks for New Orleans, after all...fuck it.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:31:00 EST (#)
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kinda meh from over here.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-23 09:02:13 EST (#)
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"San Francisco - here's a city that reeks of harmony! It's so beautiful to see gay people of every race, creed, sex (even the transgendered!) working together to reach a common goal. Why, where else could gay men and lesbians set aside their differences and work to make what can only be described as a Fruit Smoothie. You add some Bananas, some Cherries, maybe even a squirt or two of liquid protein, and a cute little umbrella and you've got the perfect fruit smoothie. "
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This saved you from a negative rating.
-Dave
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:29:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shifty54 (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:26:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:25:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:12:32 (#)
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Recipe for distaste?
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Receipt for dis ass?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:12:32 EST (#)
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Recipe for distaste?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:03:03 EST (#)
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All they need to do is become a hot bed for inter-racial pornography.
I love that picture.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 07:59:06 EST (#)
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Even Birmingham is better.
They probs have more canals.