Could it be...? (957 hits)
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Submitted by Scott James <scott_james.at.stgeorges.edu> (View user info) at 2003-06-01 00:24:26 EDT
This is some wierd shit, and it jsut happened to a close friend of mine last night...
Aright, some of you may have heard of the school St George's, in Newport. If you have, then you probably have heard that it is full of pompous bastards. Let me just say that you are not wrong in thinkin that, because for the most part, the kids here are bastards. Yes I do go there, though I hope I am not believed to be a bastard in any way, shape, or form.
Anyways, my good friend Kim Soto, who lives in the oldest dorm on campus, Red Dorm, woke up strangely at around 4:00 last night, and looked toward her doorway to see a man who she described as being in his 20's, muscular, with a shaved head or close cut hair. The hallway light had been left on, so she had a good view of his outline, but was not able to see any distinct features. So the two of them sat and stared at eachother for a couple seconds, and all of a sudden he said, "you left your keys in the door"., and threw her keys onto her bed, and then left.
Kim called security, but they weren't able to find this guy, but it leads me to ponder, did this man take her keys out of the door for a reason? Was something awful about to happen that had to do with her keys being left? Or was he just some creepy guy wanderin around. Common sense tells me that this guy was just wierd, but part of me wants to believe that this was something more. Kinda makes ya think...
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-01 21:22:36 EDT (#)
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it was probably Spiffy Simpkins from 'blue dorm' trying to track down the his calculator, that or trying to fulfill his homoerotic fantasies by having a wank over some cunt sleeping.
Don't you posh school boys like buggery, and play the Eton wall game? Don't you all wear little caps, shorts and pull you socks up above the knee? Don't you play Lacrosse and Croquet in your P.E lessons before retiring for tea in the pavillion? Didn't daddy used to stuff his rodney up you crumpet as "it's all part of growing up lad"? Has you mum had botox on her clit to avoid it sagging? Are you a prize clit shifter?
what am i talking about?
FUUUUCK MEEEEEE!!!! ISN'T THIS OVER, WILL IT EVER BE OVER?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-01 17:53:33 EDT (#)
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i agree with drink.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2003-06-01 17:17:27 EDT (#)
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Momanlad is a fucking riot.
Submitted by Hazmat (user info) at 2003-06-01 09:32:36 EDT (#)
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For those of you who don't live in RI, St. George's is a 9-12 grade boarding school, not a college.
James... do you live in RI or just go to St. George's there? I'm around that area.
Submitted by devvilschild at 2003-06-01 08:01:08 EDT (#)
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Look. who cares about this shit. He probably saw the damn keys there and said, " Hey stupid bitch, yo left your keys in the door." Weird eh? Gimmy a break. Now, if he was floating in the air then I would consider it to be a message. But all it was was some guy doing her a favor. End.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-06-01 07:35:49 EDT (#)
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it was probably Spiffy Simpkins from 'blue dorm' trying to track down the his calculator, that or trying to fulfill his homoerotic fantasies by having a wank over some cunt sleeping.
Don't you posh school boys like buggery, and play the Eton wall game? Don't you all wear little caps, shorts and pull you socks up above the knee? Don't you play Lacrosse and Croquet in your P.E lessons before retiring for tea in the pavillion? Didn't daddy used to stuff his rodney up you crumpet as "it's all part of growing up lad"? Has you mum had botox on her clit to avoid it sagging? Are you a prize clit shifter?
what am i talking about?
Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven (user info) at 2003-06-01 04:50:43 EDT (#)
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Maybe he putting her keys inside so someone doesnt break in and steal her stuff.
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-06-01 04:32:18 EDT (#)
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No, really; what is the question here? So a guy noticed some dumb broad's keys were in the door, he opened the door and threw the keys at the dumb bitch... So? I don't see why this is so disturbing for you. Although I guess that's the kind of thing that happens when you attend too many college courses.
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-06-01 02:56:31 EDT (#)
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You could make the argument that anyone dumb enough to leave their keys in a dorm room door deserves to be murdered/robbed/mutilated etc...
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-06-01 02:34:44 EDT (#)
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What's the question here?
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-01 02:23:57 EDT (#)
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Too bad she's not a registered gun owner. Shoot first, ask questions later!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-06-01 01:53:36 EDT (#)
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God sent a divine messenger in the shape of a weirdo to prevent Kim from being murdered.
Or, he was banging a roomate and was nice enough to give Kim back her keys. What a cool guy!
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-01 01:30:04 EDT (#)
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The guy was just there banging someone..and as he was leaving, noticed the keys i the door. He probally stared at her for a minute to determne if she was awake.
Nothing Strange.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-01 01:23:20 EDT (#)
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Is it a co-ed dorm? If it was it was probably just a friend of a friend visiting. If it's not, he was probably there screwing the hell out of some girl you know, and she just doesn't want to get in trouble telling authorities who it was because she'll get in trouble. Either way, at least she's ok and the guy was nice enough to give her back the keys...
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-06-01 00:51:22 EDT (#)
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