A Bet is a Bet, and I am No Welsh! (1009 hits)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (View user info) at 2006-01-23 13:02:24 EST
So I am gone for two weeks and:
Badassmofo sells himself out with UberAwards 2005
Orgasmatron kills everyone off including me by some clown
Method is banned
Caulaincourt makes a move on Method (Very creepy picture)
Tigerlilly drowns herself and wants a great friend and great sex
Rumors of Uber lawsuit
Mistressfist rapes all on Uber and hands out cupcakes
Uberpoconos takes place and I missed the opportunity to share a room with Krissi and Professional Peon who, after seeing their photos, I am regretting horribly. Mmmmm, red hair.
Shlongy has been unusually nice in his comments
WTH?
Things went well for us on Friday. Surgery was successful with no complications. Our daughter is back at home, she was released this morning, no chemo! Now, because it was such a stressful situation, my wife and I had made a little bet. If the doctor came out within the first hour, my wife would have to get the ol hard wood floors. If the doctor came out after the first hour, then I would have to go and get the ass and other area waxed.
Thursday I will be very smooth. Damn doctors.
Good to hear poconos went well, good to read you all again.
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-21 17:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For God so loved the world, he gave us his one and only humblefool.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, shucks! I'm sure we'll have another time to meet. I'm just happy everything's going well with your duaghter.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welch?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:04:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
welcome back.
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Yay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No chemo, thank God.
Shaved ass, ew.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how everone hates the Welsh
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha and yet that's not all! there was so many more shenanigans
and internet fist fights that you did not include.
we missed you this weekend. glad to here all is well.
rock on, man.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That should learn you to not disappear for that long. Just look what happens in a couple of weeks!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God bless (says the agnostic atheist).
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no chemo
Man, she should count herself lucky. That shit smarts, believe me.
Wish her luck from me.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha...waxed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:25:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:19:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:15:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
Rumors of Uber lawsuit ??????????????
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Just what I read on a post in here. Do not know anything else about it.
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Jewtoast guy threatens to sue Bart and Method over using his likeness. Blitzkrieg _Bob did a Jewtoast post and thats where the whole thing started up...Method got banned, long and maybe not true. That's as much as I know or care to type about.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad you see you back. Happy everything went well.
Sorry you missed the Poconos... but theres always Vegas in March.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:15:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
Rumors of Uber lawsuit ??????????????
_____________________________
Just what I read on a post in here. Do not know anything else about it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rumors of Uber lawsuit ??????????????
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What lawsuit?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Missed you this weekend AHF.
Glad to hear things went well.
Keep us posted.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:50:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:39:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed a great week. It was chock-full of uber arguments and fights.
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That is what I am reading on the other post. Myself, the hanging around, drinking and BS is what i was going out for, I do not ski.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:47:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Waiting for the Camwhore!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You, my friend, are in for quite the time then.
Better yet, screw the camwhore and just provide an sound file of the waxing session.
We'll see if you're a grunter or a screamer.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed a great week. It was chock-full of uber arguments and fights.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:39:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh this oughta be good.
I assume there will be an appropriate 'before and after' camwhore?
Make sure you scream "AUGH KELLY CLARKSON!" as they rip the fur from your loins.
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That is where we got the bet from, that movie is great.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh this oughta be good.
I assume there will be an appropriate 'before and after' camwhore?
Make sure you scream "AUGH KELLY CLARKSON!" as they rip the fur from your loins.
Congrats on no chemo, and everything being ok. That's excellent, excellent news.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just don't put any pictures of this in your kid's scrapbook.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber lawsuit? Bastards. Both sides. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:19:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:16:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
glad to hear kid's alright.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lawsuit?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glad to hear kid's alright.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:07:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mistressfist rapes all on Uber and hands out cupcakes
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It has been a very exhausting 2 weeks, Humble. All this breaking (of hymens) and baking (of cupcakes).
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there where users with hymens still intact? where? no. you lie.
i know you lie.
unless you have a time machine.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mistressfist rapes all on Uber and hands out cupcakes
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It has been a very exhausting 2 weeks, Humble. All this breaking (of hymens) and baking (of cupcakes).
Glad to hear your little darlin' is OK.
Glad to have you back!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:06:32 EST (#)
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Waiting for the Camwhore!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:06:14 EST (#)
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A lot of shit has been going down. And now you are behind with no hope of ever catching up. Just give up now and admit you can't keep up with the game.
Good to have you back.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:05:32 EST (#)
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Good news.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:05:12 EST (#)
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LIES! ALL LIES!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:04:05 EST (#)
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That's good to hear.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
welcome back.