scourgeoftheseas: a pictorial journey through my life --- little to no content+camwhore goodness (1626 hits)
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Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-01-23 13:28:43 EST
Poconos Shmoconos...
Anyone want to do a Chicago Ubercon one of these days?
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:59:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-07-25 00:19:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are cupcakes then? Seriously
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-26 18:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot to rate this
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:15:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have added the Penis of the Prairie
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Holy Shit! You're not a Springfieldian are you? I don't need any Uber competition.
Here, the penis of the prairie: http://www.springfield.k12.il.us/schools/graham/communities/photos/hilton.JPG , otherwise known as the Hilton Springfield.
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:15:43 EST (#)
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You should have added the Penis of the Prairie
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:33:33 EST (#)
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Nah, the other one was badassmofo.
This was before I saw those names here. I had a little laugh over seeing them.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:26:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 08:44:26 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:58:10 (#)
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yes bonnee, yes he is.
thanks munkeypants. It hurt me when he died, I was holding him when he gave up. Not a good time. Your user name is one of the two here that I call my boy sometimes. odd...
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Is the other one shitfuck? Or Orgasmatron?
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Damn, you beat me to it. I think Scourge should have a contest to see who can guess. I was going to say, I'm assuming O-Tron and my names are out.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-24 08:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto dog plus 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 08:44:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:58:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
yes bonnee, yes he is.
thanks munkeypants. It hurt me when he died, I was holding him when he gave up. Not a good time. Your user name is one of the two here that I call my boy sometimes. odd...
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Is the other one shitfuck? Or Orgasmatron?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-24 08:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubercon Chicago I could and would definitely do. short hop skip and a jump for me.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-01-24 03:53:49 EST (#)
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Congrats on Life mate. You obviously won.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cats.
obviously.
write more.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes bonnee, yes he is.
thanks munkeypants. It hurt me when he died, I was holding him when he gave up. Not a good time. Your user name is one of the two here that I call my boy sometimes. odd...
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that baby is fucking awesome!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:49:40 EST (#)
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noooo! poor orange kitty!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-23 19:24:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 19:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The only reason I went on the interview was so that I could go to the track.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-23 19:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2006-01-23 19:00:52 EST (#)
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don't show me cute pictures then tell me to spank it to your mug. please. you got it all wrong mister. How bout i jerk off to your baby instead? I know that's terrible, but fuck, man, just don't tell me to spank it at all.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:39:45 EST (#)
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I'm for for Ubercon Chicago. If you bring sleeping bags I can sleep 20 or so on the floor. Or, maybe you guys could spring for a hotel. Whatever...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:20:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:05:33 (#)
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Back in 1993 or so, I interviewed with a TV station (or cable company - I honestly can't recall) in Springfield. They flew me out.
I almost banged the chick who interviewed me ( I tried and got close but didn't close the deal), then we went to Arlington and bet the horses for 4 hours.
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Be glad you didn't take the job Shlong. The biggest attraction for Springfield is our close proximity to Chicago and St. Louis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:05:33 EST (#)
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Back in 1993 or so, I interviewed with a TV station (or cable company - I honestly can't recall) in Springfield. They flew me out.
I almost banged the chick who interviewed me ( I tried and got close but didn't close the deal), then we went to Arlington and bet the horses for 4 hours.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:25:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is in Chicago? What is that building you work at? I don't recognize.
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I live in Springfield, I work in the legislative field so this is a necessity. However a lot of the political maneuvering and committee type work is accomplished in Chicago, so I'm there about four months worth of the year, not consecutively, but a week here and a week there.
The building is the State Capitol, in Springfield. I work for a private association, so I have my office in our association building, but because of the nature of my work I spend an awful lot of time at the Caspitol.
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mbstateside- Indy isn't too bad a drive to the city. I also pondered the idea of a nature Con as I tend to be more of an outdoor recreationalist, but thought Chicago may garner more attention. Starved Rock Park here in Illinois is beautiful, waterfalls, natural rock formations...you can do some ice climbing in the winter, they have a great lodge that you can reserve fairly cheap...all just thoughts...
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Thanks Caul, for satisfying my curiosity.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:41:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:38:02 (#)
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Come on man, Dobermen are now pussy dogs. Get a German/Huskie mix. Those things are freaking insane.
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Hadley, I'm assuming you meant a German Shepherd/Husky mix.
If I'm right, NO! Do NOT get a Shepherd/Husky mix! Especially if you've got a kid.
Both of these dogs are extremely hyper, neurotic, and just complete spazes. Shepherds can be really smart if you train them properly but you've got to spend a lot of time and expose them to everything when they're young because they're little bitches who are afraid of EVERYTHING. Huskies are just....umm...."special." They're much crazier than Shepherds and can be more unpredictable. Putting those two together would probably produce a dog that's more aggressive than the purebreeds. No offense to anyone who's got either of these dogs, I've even got a Shepherd cross myself and have had Huskies before as well. I've also worked with a ton of these dogs and it's just what I've noticed and what they're known for.
Dobies are usually really good, friendly dogs so that'd probably be a good choice with a kid. That or any sort of Mastiff or an American Bulldog. Those look really intimidating but they're great dogs.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute baby and Cute animals.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:25:49 EST (#)
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This is in Chicago? What is that building you work at? I don't recognize.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:48:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:17:14 (#)
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When studying languages in the past, I always had a hard time thinking in the language as I would speak or write in it. I always had to translate in my head as I went along. Is this what you do, or do you actually think in English as you write? """
>> When someone is a newbie in any language, he will tend to translate from his first language. Then as you go along and get better, you start thinking in the second language (in my case English). To prove that, my english teacher once told us it was normal advanced students had trouble translating a live speech (an exercise we had to do) unlike weaker students who seem to have no problem doing it. So yeah, I mostly think in english when I write. Though I'm not sure I can do the same when I speak it (I fucking suck).
I was just curious because sometimes your written English is flawless and other times it seems to be a little spottier, as when you're having a rapid back and forth with someone here. """
I get lazy. Having good english skills when your first language is french isn't particularly difficult. With such an intricate history, both languages have a lot of similarities.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:48:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:35:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the way you post decent pics of your wife and son but aren't quite brave enough to let us get a decent look at what you look like.
Still I like your post's and your kid is a cutie.
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In all honesty, this is one of maybe a dozen recent, in the past four years, pictures that exist of me. I'm the least photogenic human alive and rarely let myself be photographed. The exception is when I'm holding my son. This is probably the clearest shot of my face that exists.
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Fairy muff, I'm a little the same way myself.
Oh as for ubercon Chicago. I'm in indianapolis so I could be up for that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just fucking about, Lish. That Confederacy bit was good stuff, my finest hour...
Where, by the way, are my long promised baked goods? No vinegar pie, or blackbird either please.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:20:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you mean I'm a redneck, red? I am a cultured and well rounded individual I'll have you know. Hurtful, that characterization...
I thought you liked me? I'm crying into the keyboard now.
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Aww, you know I love ya, baby. Since you joined the Confederacy, it seemed like the obvious joke.
Your writing clearly shows you are more cultured than I.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:12:56 (#)
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I actually squealed with delight in response to all teh cuteness contained in this post.
This is CRAZY- you know how you create an image of someone, having never actually seen them? The image I had of you for whatever reason was that of my co-worker, Chris. He is a Civil War re-enactor guy, so maybe the fact that you're a redneck had something to do with it. Anyway, from what I can tell from your picture, you actually DO look a bit like him, only he's got a big 'ol beard & some shaggy hair. WEIRD.
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What do you mean I'm a redneck, red? I am a cultured and well rounded individual I'll have you know. Hurtful, that characterization...
I thought you liked me? I'm crying into the keyboard now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
vindicated works well enough for me.
I have a question for you.
When studying languages in the past, I always had a hard time thinking in the language as I would speak or write in it. I always had to translate in my head as I went along. Is this what you do, or do you actually think in English as you write?
I was just curious because sometimes your written English is flawless and other times it seems to be a little spottier, as when you're having a rapid back and forth with someone here.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually squealed with delight in response to all teh cuteness contained in this post.
This is CRAZY- you know how you create an image of someone, having never actually seen them? The image I had of you for whatever reason was that of my co-worker, Chris. He is a Civil War re-enactor guy, so maybe the fact that you're a redneck had something to do with it. Anyway, from what I can tell from your picture, you actually DO look a bit like him, only he's got a big 'ol beard & some shaggy hair. WEIRD.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:09:15 EST (#)
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you have been vindicated from my previous comment about you being a reject (is the world vindicated usage correct here?).
cute wife by the way, asshole.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Flack- It's a big city. Where should I start?
Caul- Thanks. I think...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:05:03 EST (#)
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HAHAHHAH LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LONELY LOSER AND HIS FAMILY
^jealousy
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:00:46 EST (#)
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Fuck Chicago!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great photos. Your child is so cute.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:43:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:37:02 (#)
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Ubercon Chicago, eh? Depends on where it's held at.
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I don't live in the city right now, but I spend a lot of time there, so I'm pretty open to any suggestion. I was thinking about potentially this summer or fall as I'm busy as hell all winter and spring.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:37:02 EST (#)
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Ubercon Chicago, eh? Depends on where it's held at.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:30:39 (#)
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I like the way you post decent pics of your wife and son but aren't quite brave enough to let us get a decent look at what you look like.
Still I like your post's and your kid is a cutie.
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In all honesty, this is one of maybe a dozen recent, in the past four years, pictures that exist of me. I'm the least photogenic human alive and rarely let myself be photographed. The exception is when I'm holding my son. This is probably the clearest shot of my face that exists.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bah, no worries on the rating shit. It doesn't mean anything. Just make it up by going to all past scourgeoftheseas posts and giving them their much deserved +2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kid.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the way you post decent pics of your wife and son but aren't quite brave enough to let us get a decent look at what you look like.
Still I like your post's and your kid is a cutie.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:26:36 EST (#)
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Fuckaduck...stupid no-rating asshole.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:26:16 EST (#)
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Mrs. Scourge: Hi, I'm scourge's internet girlfriend.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
loki- we call that temporary baby prison.
Jeanneeeee- he feels my specialness pouring forth from the monitor and he just can't help it.
Foolproof- where do you live beeyotch?
Mistress is right O-man. She has special bitch privileges. My wife will probably read this, so....you can fuck my cat, just don't let me know about it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:16:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:13:00 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:09:49 (#)
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Ah, so now the ultimate question - your wife while you watch (you can join in too), or the dead cat?
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Hey douche-nozzle, since when is the wife and cat allowed in AMPAM?
I'm his bitch, so I have say, you know.
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Dear Stinkfingers,
I'm free to AMPAM feline and wife alike, at my discretion. Now shut your mouth before you get the taste of ass on it again.
I'll expect you stripped and ready for our appointment at 4:00 today.
Love,
The Management
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:14:24 EST (#)
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FUCK!
I just looked at your kid wrong...
Kill away.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:09:49 (#)
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Ah, so now the ultimate question - your wife while you watch (you can join in too), or the dead cat?
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Hey douche-nozzle, since when is the wife and cat allowed in AMPAM?
I'm his bitch, so I have say, you know.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:12:51 EST (#)
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I think Shloongy wants to make out with you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:09:49 EST (#)
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Ah, so now the ultimate question - your wife while you watch (you can join in too), or the dead cat?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:09:29 EST (#)
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You boy is...well there is just no nice way of saying this, but well uh your boy seems to be sitting in a laundry basket.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:06:03 EST (#)
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I'm still pretty sad about the cat...I liked him better than I like most humans. Just don't let me know if you do it.
Shlongy- I'm as normal as they come, minus the overwhelming rage and the physical perfection things.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 14:01:05 EST (#)
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So be it. I'll even do the dead cat...consider it a chaser.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:59:34 EST (#)
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jack- That is just not nice. My boy is a damn gorgeous specimen of the human race.
O-man- She's a little decomposed now, but what the hell? Go crazy...
On another note I'm not sure I can rate your newest post. The subject and I tend to quibble when I mention his name...
Voltage- bah, just bah. I'll get to the link in a second.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:59:23 EST (#)
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You look almost normal...congratulations. That's rare around this shithole.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:54:12 EST (#)
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I knew this family down the street from me a long time ago who had this doberman, must have weighed 45 lbs and would not stop barking and being a pussy bitch. I almost killed that thing out of pure rage.
So I am a little biased against Dobbies.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:53:25 EST (#)
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Fine.
Can I do the dog, then?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:52:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:44:49 (#)
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And You. Mr Poemetry Man- She doesn't do she-males, and my boy is not allowed to ever be within a thousand miles of you, clothed or otherwise. I'm trying to raise him to be less like me....
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Yeah. Good luck with that. You have already doomed the kid because you didn't abandon him right after conception. Even then he probably would have turned out like you. He will grow up to be a pirate with an eye patch and 7 parrots all named Bruce.
I mean the worst that could happen is he becomes king of all the hobos...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82740
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:52:08 EST (#)
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Voltage- what are you on about? Have you seen what a Schutzhund trained Doberman can do to a human? I saw that dog take down a 250 lb man, no fucking problem. He screamed like a girl, it was great. And she was a pretty petite Dobe, only about 65 lbs. If I get a superior sized Doberman, over 100 lbs, it would be fucking unstoppable. I've lived with German Shepherds too, and they're great dogs, but pound for pound the Dobe is a better gurad dog. They're super loyal as well.
Submitted by seasofseems (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:48:14 EST (#)
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Just for quoting the genius, Jack Handey...
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:47:12 EST (#)
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your kid has Jennifer Wilbanks eyes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:44:49 EST (#)
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Woody- what the fuck do you mean, chief? He had one squinted shut a little, he was taking stock of all the mofos who he ruled over. As for part two of your comment, that's why I took the picture. Sports bra hides the goodies though.
EbolaMay- we do very well, thanks. My wife makes the baked goods and holds the whip.Submitted by
MF- She's pretty fucking scrappy. Thanks, wench
And You. Mr Poemetry Man- She doesn't do she-males, and my boy is not allowed to ever be within a thousand miles of you, clothed or otherwise. I'm trying to raise him to be less like me....
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:42:03 EST (#)
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awwwww
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:39:42 EST (#)
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"cute kid, looks very surprised though."
Thats a much better way of phrasing it.
I think your mrs has been doing aliens behind your back.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:38:20 EST (#)
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i want a baby :(
cute kid, looks very surprised though.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:38:02 EST (#)
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Your kid is cute.
Come on man, Dobermen are now pussy dogs. Get a German/Huskie mix. Those things are freaking insane.
PS. I get horny looking at your pic.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:36:36 EST (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:36:12 EST (#)
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Hey, is it cool if I do your wife while you watch, and maybe while the kiddo and the monkey mess around with each other's no-no zones?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:35:50 EST (#)
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Your kid is looking at ME weird.
What's with those eyes?
No offense or anything.
Also I can see down your wifes top.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:35:35 EST (#)
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How do your wife and your bitch get along?
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:34:46 EST (#)
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Awww. :)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:34:19 EST (#)
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Another +2 for being your bitch.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 13:33:43 EST (#)
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Your wifey looks like she could kick my ass.
Your kid is delicious. And I mean that in a non-cupcake rape way.
I need to do one of these.