Be Gentile: Use some Talmudic Oil...Pretty Please! (1154 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-23 15:31:06 EST
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:09:07 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/61209
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-25 12:32:02 EST (#)
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Good lookin' fella.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-24 07:43:30 EST (#)
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Your worst post yet.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-23 19:03:00 EST (#)
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roooooooooooooxanne
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:40:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:46:25 (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:38:55 (#)
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someone with over a nine-inch penis in his mouth: auto +2
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In that case, it's time all my posts got an upgrade.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum """
oh jack!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:36:27 EST (#)
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So you either have 126,720 women working in your office, each with an unused 2 inches, or there are about a dozen broads who defy the laws of physics...
I'm gonna have scary dreams tonight.
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i'm writing from inisde one of them right now. I put my computer against her uterus wall, the printer is over next to the kidney. Oh, and it's a womb with a view...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! C'mon, that was funny.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:32:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:14:01 (#)
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The average penos is 6 inches, but the average vag is 8 inches deep. That means there is roughly 4 miles of unused tang in my office alone.
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So you either have 126,720 women working in your office, each with an unused 2 inches, or there are about a dozen broads who defy the laws of physics...
I'm gonna have scary dreams tonight.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-23 18:14:01 EST (#)
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The average penos is 6 inches, but the average vag is 8 inches deep. That means there is roughly 4 miles of unused tang in my office alone.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:45:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:21:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:47:16 (#)
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The average penos is 6 inches erect. I'm sure you rate OK next to that Herr Shlongster.
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And thanks to a billion Chinese who can't stop fucking and making more Chinese, that average keeps getting smaller.
"Heh-heh-heh," chortled the white man.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:16:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:33:27 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:30:04 (#)
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I like to say that "I'm hung like an amoeba" but with a better funded 401k and cooler wheels.
Well, I don't really LIKE to say that but I also don't like to lie.
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For every little penis, there's a tiny twat.
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Isn't Shlongy both?
Time to break out the flip charts and the laser pointers.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:11:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:10:13 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:51:36 (#)
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(OH SHNAP! YOU JUST WENT THERE GURL!).
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I am now 100% convinced you are teh ghey.
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Note that inside that post I mentioned that I slept with said friends ex girfriend.
Obviously I haven't come out of the closet yet. QUIT PUSHING ME!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 17:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:51:36 (#)
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(OH SHNAP! YOU JUST WENT THERE GURL!).
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I am now 100% convinced you are teh ghey.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:54:34 EST (#)
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Bleh, MistressFist is on the downward spiral.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:51:36 EST (#)
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I had a friend who was half Thai, half American. He used to say (god what a stupid fuck) that he was "American from the waist down."
Well I slept with one of his ex-girlfriends....
Apparently the top half was the american part (OH SHNAP! YOU JUST WENT THERE GURL!).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:50:46 EST (#)
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I'm above average in tons of stuff...including erect poleage, apparently.
Yay for mediocrity!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:47:16 EST (#)
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The average penos is 6 inches erect. I'm sure you rate OK next to that Herr Shlongster.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:42:30 EST (#)
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Little pussies make you feel like a king if you're not well endowed.
Or so the Asians tell me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:40:16 EST (#)
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But I can eat pussy until I get lockjaw.
Who the fuck needs a tiny pussy?
Although, the more I think about it, that certainly is an upgrade over the pussy alternative.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:37:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:33:23 (#)
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i'm shocked
on the plus side, i think "warning: no content" would make a good user name for you.
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What the fuck is your beef man? What the hell have I ever done to you?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:33:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:30:04 (#)
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I like to say that "I'm hung like an amoeba" but with a better funded 401k and cooler wheels.
Well, I don't really LIKE to say that but I also don't like to lie.
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For every little penis, there's a tiny twat. So I hope you found one.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:33:23 EST (#)
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i'm shocked
on the plus side, i think "warning: no content" would make a good user name for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:30:04 EST (#)
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I like to say that "I'm hung like an amoeba" but with a better funded 401k and cooler wheels.
Well, I don't really LIKE to say that but I also don't like to lie.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:27:11 EST (#)
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haha.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:26:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:19:58 (#)
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The last time Shlongy and his drinking buddies went on a naked lynching the young black guy they were stringing up looked down at Shlongy and said, "Man, I'd rather be hung like this than hung like THAT!"
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Wow. Race-alicious!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:19:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:11:54 (#)
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It pains me to say this, but I don't think you wanna be hung like Shlongy.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE hung like Shlongy.
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The last time Shlongy and his drinking buddies went on a naked lynching the young black guy they were stringing up looked down at Shlongy and said, "Man, I'd rather be hung like this than hung like THAT!"
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:14:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:11:54 (#)
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It pains me to say this, but I don't think you wanna be hung like Shlongy.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE hung like Shlongy.
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pepsi out the nose man
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:13:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:11:54 (#)
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It pains me to say this, but I don't think you wanna be hung like Shlongy.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE hung like Shlongy.
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Wow. So you can like, fuck your wife in the attic....when you are in the basement?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:11:54 EST (#)
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It pains me to say this, but I don't think you wanna be hung like Shlongy.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE hung like Shlongy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:10:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:08:14 (#)
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Man, I wish I was hung like Ron or Shlongy for that matter.
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Me too. Then I could get a divorce and just fuck myself crazy all day long. And stick my HUGE penis in random things, like the cat, a toaster, the mail slot, DVD player...basically anything.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:08:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:08:14 EST (#)
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Man, I wish I was hung like Ron or Shlongy for that matter.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:03:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:33:10 (#)
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Ron Jeremy is the most disgusting human being to have ever lived.
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Why? Because he proved that ugly guys with huge peeners can fuck hot chicks, and make a TON of money doing it? He should be your role model.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-23 16:03:48 EST (#)
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Ron Jeremy: Living proof that ANYBODY can get laid.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:59:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:33:10 (#)
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Ron Jeremy is the most disgusting human being to have ever lived.
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That is debatable, but at least he just manipulates his plus-size organ and not the emotions of others... as in posting that his cat has died, for instance, and after receiving expressions of sympathy saying 'ha-ha you assholes I made it up.'
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82697#1795775
Submitted by Babybleedlikeme (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:55:56 EST (#)
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Rioght
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:54:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:36:42 (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:39 (#)
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Oh MF what have you done? First it was a parody. Now it'll be a bandwagon.
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He'd better not be right, Fistette, or else I swear no amount of cupcakes will bring you back from where all of my raping will send you.
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hahahahahahahha I'm happy that I created such a great "bangwagon" errr...bandwagon.
Ron Jeremy is the rox00r.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:50:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:46:25 (#)
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In that case, it's time all my posts got an upgrade.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum
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I want you. Now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:47:30 EST (#)
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+2 cuz i met him recently and that's a great title.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:46:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:38:55 (#)
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someone with over a nine-inch penis: auto +2
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In that case, it's time all my posts got an upgrade.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:45:35 EST (#)
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So, he's rather gross by conventional standards, but I'll go ahead and say it. If you can stand to watch that long, you'd see that RJ has got mad oral skillz. So there.
Also, he used to teach special kids. I imagine he'd have lots of good stories to tell.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:45:10 EST (#)
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auto +2 for The Badger..oh, I mean, The Weasel, wait, that's not it...The Aardvark????
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:41:21 EST (#)
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My boss's travel agent looks like Ron Jeremy. His name is Don.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:39:51 EST (#)
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I have to say, I loved Ron Jeremy in Boondock Saints.
"Tell me a joke funny man!"
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:38:55 EST (#)
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someone with over a nine-inch penis: auto +2
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:38:31 EST (#)
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In that shirt, he almost looks like Weird Al
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:36:53 EST (#)
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You people have no sense of humor. Fuck off.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:36:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:39 (#)
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Oh MF what have you done? First it was a parody. Now it'll be a bandwagon.
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He'd better not be right, Fistette, or else I swear no amount of cupcakes will bring you back from where all of my raping will send you.
And my poor little post will be pushed farther down...No one even noticed the clever Dr. Strangelove reference in the title....
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Fear not, Voltage. I picked up on it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:34:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:33:52 EST (#)
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It's delicious!!!!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:33:10 EST (#)
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Ron Jeremy is the most disgusting human being to have ever lived.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:55 EST (#)
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I set that exact same picture, but bigger, as wallpaper on the shared network drive at my old job. Nobody thought it was as funny as I did, until I caught holy hell for doing it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:39 EST (#)
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Oh MF what have you done? First it was a parody. Now it'll be a bandwagon.
*sheds emu tears*
And my poor little post will be pushed farther down...No one even noticed the clever Dr. Strangelove reference in the title....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:12 EST (#)
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The warning came to late, sweetie pie.
Leave the "no content" to the dipshit hacks.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:08 EST (#)
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warnings go on the outside, joo girl.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-23 15:32:06 EST (#)
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Ehhh