something...maybe..but not nothing. (548 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.94 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (View user info) at 2006-01-23 21:47:29 EST
Here I writing a post without really knowing why. I am pondering eating my Sausalito Soft Baked Milk Chococlate chip macadamia nut cookies. Hmmm...father not home yet...waiting for my impateint grandmother to call back....supposedly she has a blank check from my father. God knows what she will do with it.
I am still trying to decide what kind of food I want tonight...Indian, Chinese, or Mexican......why the hell am I rambling on about stuff no one cares about....anyway, everyone have a nice day.
Actually I do have a story muhaha...
I was at a friends (let's call him doug) and another friend of ours came over (let's call him Doe). They got fed up with watching the East - West Hula Bowl or whatever. So they go outside and start playing catch with a football. They really shouldn't have left me in the house on my own knowning what I usually do.
Anyway I get tired with the game and I decide to mess with them. So I go into doug's room and find a nice firework...can't remember the model exactly. I get a wiffleball bat that has a small hole in the handle that I can put the stick part of the firework in. Then I proceed to the front door, open it carefully and light the sucker.
The moment the fuse burns up the firework shoots out showering me in embers. The firework flies across the street and by which time I have gone inside and locked the door. I hear the explosion and my friends come running to the back of the house and I let them in. They are laughing hysterically and I ask them why. It turns out that the firework went into a neighboors bush and consequently taking out a large piece of the bush.
One of the embers for-mentioned got me real nicely on the arm as a memory. It's kinda yellow surround by a ring of red. meh...it was worth it.
there we go...A decently long horrible post which should probably leave me with an average in the negative.
oh and here is a picture of Doe and that might possibly be a third nipple but i can't tell...hmmm.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You type good for a baby.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If that is your friend, I'm going to have to say that you are a youngen as well. Oh and this sucked.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 07:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*eyes rolled skywards - tuneless humming - oooh what's that out of the window?*
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-24 07:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fire + Explosives + Bored Kid = Hilarity and scars
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-24 07:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eat Chinese, not mexican.
Don't ever post a picture of children again.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-24 01:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, your ratings from me are going consistently down.
If you're under the age of ten, you deserve a zero.
Anything else---<sigh>
Have a zero, on faith, try not to do something like this again. Last chance spunky.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a nice scar on my palm from a roman candle war that my buddies and I had a few years back. Alcohol + fireworks = the most fun you'll ever have.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh great god, you're younger than me.
How old are you exactly...that kid looks 12.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:02:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never trust a guy that doesnt shave or have hair on his chest, except for Thorpe of course but hes in touch with his feminine side.
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He's younger than than most here...that's not me...anyway.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-01-23 23:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never trust a guy that doesnt shave or have hair on his chest, except for Thorpe of course but hes in touch with his feminine side.
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:58:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:20:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
The only reason you posted this was to taunt us with Sausalitos. ISN'T IT?
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Maybe...Idunno
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
attn underage menz
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i chuckle in a half hearted sort of way.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The only reason you posted this was to taunt us with Sausalitos. ISN'T IT?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
attn underage menz
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How old are you?
Submitted by Godless_dave (user info) at 2006-01-23 22:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone Call welfare!@
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-23 21:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Buy that boy a sammich or sumthin for christ's sake!