People I Fucking Love Vol. 1: Fuck Buddies (739 hits)
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Submitted by Attemptuous (View user info) at 2006-01-24 09:24:58 EST
Recently I've compiled a list of fifty people and groups of people I fucking love. These are the people that if I had the chance to "jump the couch" (a la Tom Cruise), I'd jump it and never be happier. I'd be so happy, I think I'd take my Tiger Lilly "Real Doll" and have a huge orgasm that would rip "humongous" from whatever hole he was occupying at that moment.
Fuck Buddies.
Those friends-with-benefits. Literally. But before I go on, and God help me, I'm going to delete the rest of the fucking post that I'm paradying (http://www.ubersite.com/m/82790) because it was too fucking long, and instead, offer you a picture worth 1000 words.
In the name of all that is good, evil, and ugly-find a fuck buddy!
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Submitted by El_Jeffe (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Parodying a parody. Heeeeey...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
try again, man
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so sorry that I wrote this...what a piece of shit.
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I'm sorry too. And angry. I'm not disappointed at you. I'm plain angry.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Parody is a bitch to pull off, and I've failed at it more often than succeeded. But you're right, this did suck.
Try again next time.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:19:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey there, bingo! Here's a thought:
Find a bridge and leap right off,
See that Draino? Take a swig!
Sit down on a stubby twig,
Shove a penis in your nose,
Choke yourself with panty hose,
Grab a pistol, boom boom boom,
Spray your brains across the room,
Use a knife and slit your wrists
Down? Across? Who cares, it's bliss!
Take that thing that loosens staples
Clamp it to your fuzzy navel
Keep on cutting till you slice
Your stomach up, won't that be nice?
Here's a shit poem, straight to you,
It's terrible, and stupid, too,
But no worse than your writing style,
Please kill yourself, spare us the trial.
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+2 poem -2 post
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so...you were writinga parody of a post by someone no one cares about and ended up with this shit. you do realise that you suck the big one dont you?
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so sorry that I wrote this...what a piece of shit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey there, bingo! Here's a thought:
Find a bridge and leap right off,
See that Draino? Take a swig!
Sit down on a stubby twig,
Shove a penis in your nose,
Choke yourself with panty hose,
Grab a pistol, boom boom boom,
Spray your brains across the room,
Use a knife and slit your wrists
Down? Across? Who cares, it's bliss!
Take that thing that loosens staples
Clamp it to your fuzzy navel
Keep on cutting till you slice
Your stomach up, won't that be nice?
Here's a shit poem, straight to you,
It's terrible, and stupid, too,
But no worse than your writing style,
Please kill yourself, spare us the trial.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What? No! This is teh ghey.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the confusion?