It's Time For T.M.I = BART-BART (3445 hits)
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Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2006-04-11 11:14:41 EDT (#)
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Good questions, good answers.
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best one.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-02 09:07:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:23:31 (#)
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http://www.spankwad.com/northvssouth.html
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Ok... fuck, that was funny. However, that part at the end... you might want to watch that...
"Go Northsiders... Don't take any crap from Southsiders."
That part, right there. Last I checked, and I may be wrong, as my math skills are lacking, but it's been what... 98 years since that trophy traveled through the North Side of Chicago?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-30 09:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate louis Armstrong
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-01-30 07:00:10 EST (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-27 21:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit.
I have some legislative contacts that may be able to score me some tix. They can get me into any Cards game I've ever asked about. With that system it may be a toss up though.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-27 19:52:44 EST (#)
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The website currently states:
SINGLE GAME TICKETS
Individual game tickets for the 2006 season go on sale on Friday, Feb. 24. Please check back for more information.
So I guess the wristbands will be available the day before and WGN has a drawing at like 6 or 7AM I think....then the tickets go on sale at 8 or 9 from what I remember. At least that is how it worked last year.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-27 19:50:21 EST (#)
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I'd be up for it... getting tickets to that game will prove difficult at best.
Do you know how the ticket system works? At the end of February, you drop by Wrigley and pick up a wristband (they require a driver's license I believe...they put you in the computer so you are only going to get one) and on Saturday morning...I can't remember the day, it is on the website... They draw a number. The ticket sales start at that number.
Last year, I had like ... 17000 I think. They drew 3000. Pissed me the hell off! This year, some relatives are being forced to go to the park and register for a higher chance of getting tix.
Oh, you get a sheet and you mark down what seats you want and then if your number is called...turn in the sheet. You are allowed to purchase so many tickets...it is a decent amount.
If you get lucky and have a close number, you buy the tickets for the face-value price. The cubs system is a scam because the owner also owns a major ticket broker (it should be illegal if you ask me) which sells the tickets at inflated prices. Lets just say, if you buy bleacher seats for $10 each they could be worth 10X that possibly. Damn cubs!
I'll be making an attempt to get tix, and it is soooo easy to resell them if plans fall through. We'll see what happens, I guess.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-27 18:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ChicagoCon is probably going to be the last weekend of July, per MyTee's post. Supposed to be a Cards - Cubs series that weekend.
If the tickets work out are you up for it Stabby? Wanna watch barts team take a whooping from my team?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-27 18:03:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.spankwad.com/northvssouth.html
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That is terribly biased, yet hilarious. Well..the part about the seats is fairly accurate.
You going to get a wrist band and try to obtain cubs tickets this year, Bart? You don't have to go to a ticket broker/ripoff artist and you get them at face value if you're lucky.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-27 14:56:13 EST (#)
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Oh man, beer at Coors Field really kind of sucks. Mainly because it's... Well it's Coors, for one... And it's $5.50 for a 12 oz bottle and $6.50 for a 14 oz cup.
Course, I never drink at a baseball game... *looks around*
What?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-27 09:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats not bad for a ballgame Jay. You can still see the Cards fairly cheaply as well. Ten bucks for a bleacher seat, if your lucky, and as long as you don't mind a little walk you can find cheap or free parking.
With the new stadium ticket prices are probably going to go up.
$8 a beer isn't so good either. Just take care of any drunkenness needs beforehand and nurse one or two through the game.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-27 08:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's some good shit right there...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-27 03:23:31 EST (#)
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http://www.spankwad.com/northvssouth.html
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 20:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAseball?
I'm cursed...
I'm a Sox fan since age 6 or 7, and a Rockies fan since they started in 1993.
Of course, I can spend a total of $8.75 and catch a Rockies game.
$4 ticket, $1.50 scorecard, $1.25 bus fare, $1 for a bottle of water outside, $1 for a bag of peanuts outside.
Sitting in the Rockpile in dead center, bleacher seats, man it's awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 18:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta say, I'm not a big football fan. Never caught my attention that much. Except baseball, I'm more of a solitary sports person. Biking, kayaking, rock climbing etc.
My family is split down the middle on football though. Half Packers and half Bears fans, so I just claim the team opposite of the one favored by the family member I'm talking to at the time, just to stir the pot.
They both tanked this year, so it wasn't happy times around my relations.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As a born & raised Packer fan, I'm guessing my NFL team is not one of your favorites as well.
I don't have a problem hangin' around The Cell. Crack cocaine and hookers are plentiful.
I remember a bar called The Anchor (in Vegas) that had guiness for like $2 or $2.50 a pint. That is almost worth packing up my shit and moving within walking distance from their front door!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:48:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:42:48 (#)
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Oh yeah, good call Bart on bringing up the Cell's food and amenities.
I'd have to agree with you about the fans as well...to an extent. I was not one of those "party" fans, but they are there. Of course, I grew up a cubs fan also and can talk about ole' #22 Billy Buckner and #10 Dave Kingman and have pictures to prove my loyalty. We did always follow the games with the programs and whatnot... good stuff.
"COLD BEER! COLD BEER! PEANUTS!!! COLD BEER!" If I wasn't a Cubs fan, I'd probably would have abandoned watching Baseball altogether.
Scourge, I'm a Guinness fan myself but we all know what the BEST kind of beer is....free beer.
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Ahhh. Mothers milk, the sweet Irish nectar. A man after my own taste, except in NL baseball teams.
The fado on Clark has $5.50 pints and football all day long. Plus two redhead bartenders who make up my actual and only reason for going to a franchise bar.
Area around the Cell is a wasteland, but they're my AL team. After the game's over you just head North for your entertainment.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, good call Bart on bringing up the Cell's food and amenities.
I'd have to agree with you about the fans as well...to an extent. I was not one of those "party" fans, but they are there. Of course, I grew up a cubs fan also and can talk about ole' #22 Billy Buckner and #10 Dave Kingman and have pictures to prove my loyalty. We did always follow the games with the programs and whatnot... good stuff.
"COLD BEER! COLD BEER! PEANUTS!!! COLD BEER!" If I wasn't a Cubs fan, I'd probably would have abandoned watching Baseball altogether.
Scourge, I'm a Guinness fan myself but we all know what the BEST kind of beer is....free beer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS.
Let's not forget that "New Comiskey" has all of the baseball ambiance of a fucking funeral home.
What a shitty park. Add lousy location to that and you have a city that until last year, could give a good fuck about the White Sox.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 17:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I live less than a mile from Wrigley Field.
Wrigley is about a hundred times better park than Comiskey / US Cellular as far as location and watching the game. The Cell has better food and park amenities, but it's in the middle of the south side and has as much atmosphere as a federal prison.
People who go to Sox games really like baseball. They keep score on scorecards and watch the game because the Sox are a better team. They drive because the parking lot takes up eight square miles around the stadium. When your ticket says "upper deck", you will want to arrive twenty minutes early so you have time to walk up eighty flights of stairs to your seat.
People who go to Cubs games really like drinking and socializing. They walk or take the train to the stadium. They don't usually know who the Cubs are playing, but they know where the bar is that sells margaritas and who is singing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" during the seventh inning stretch. They show up late, leave early, and spend most of the time talking on cell phones to friends and stock brokers. There are buildings across the street from both left and right fields where people can watch the game from rooftop decks. The pre and post game atmosphere is unparalleled in anyplace I've ever seen with twenty packed bars in a one block radius.
Incidentally, I was at the Sox game where the two rednecks ran on to the field to punch the Royals' coach. The entire place was dead with what seemed like maybe 200 people in the park. That was the only exciting thing that happened the whole game and no one even knew what was had gone on until the next morning when it was all over the newspapers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:07:18 (#)
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I didn't say Cubs > Sox...I said Wrigley > The Cell. Anyone who says otherwise needs to be shot in the fact with an Uzi and shoved into a dumpster. Wrigley Field, though old, is viewed by many experts as one of the BEST stadiums to catch a ball game at.
I'd watch either the Sox or Cubs, no big deal. The best would be to see the Sox Vs. Cubs AT wrigley, but I don't think they play each other this year...do they?
I am hoping that with the Sox World Series Victory, perhaps some fair weather fans will jump ship and stop buying the tickets that I want to get my hands on.
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No disagreemnets from me on any of that. I didn't disagree in my review either Stabby...
I don't think they have released schedules yet.
I'd be up for a Cubs - Cards match up at Wrigley.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
$72 a month?
Good, then it's time you start paying back Shlongy for keeping this shithole alive the last year and a half.
I take checks.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-26 16:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't say Cubs > Sox...I said Wrigley > The Cell. Anyone who says otherwise needs to be shot in the fact with an Uzi and shoved into a dumpster. Wrigley Field, though old, is viewed by many experts as one of the BEST stadiums to catch a ball game at.
I'd watch either the Sox or Cubs, no big deal. The best would be to see the Sox Vs. Cubs AT wrigley, but I don't think they play each other this year...do they?
I am hoping that with the Sox World Series Victory, perhaps some fair weather fans will jump ship and stop buying the tickets that I want to get my hands on.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:25:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrigley > Cellular Field. There is no question about that.
Now, if you are into crack cocaine, shooting up meth, or bum-rushing an umpire.... go to a Sox game.
In all seriousness, Wrigley is much better for visitors. The only people who would prefer the Sox are Sox fans. Wrigley oozes with history.... But you'll pay more to go to a Cubs game than a Sox one. I am planning to wait in line to get tickets to some games this year.
Anyone else planning on getting a wristband to try for cubs tix?
Count me in with a Chi-town get together. I can take the Metra. Word, yo.
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NO. NO Cubs. Cubs bad. The only way I'll go is if they're getting spanked by the Cards. Or if its free. God damn blame it on a goat whining bastards...The Sox are the far superior team.
Wrigley is a far better field though, and Wrigleyville has a lot more entertainment possibilities than the area around Cellular...I'm torn.
$72 a month? Thats pitiful. I may have to send bart a donation...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:57:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you had your leg broken by a transvesite hooker...?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
St. Patty's day?
Oh man, I have begun to dread it...
Three Guinness taps at The Hornet here in Denver, and since I work the door on major drinking holidays, I get it free after I get off.
I don't remember the last 3...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even more reasons why I love BartBart.
Of course, if he DID start to make connections, hire staff, make new features (like e-mail, that would kick ass) run the well dry, sell to Google for $40Mil and run off to the Caymans, think of the fun we'd all have trying to hunt his ass down, tie him up, and force him back to the cold wasteland that is Chicago.
Seriously. Think about it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-26 09:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was teh best one by far...might I suggest that this be the last one?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:32:16 (#)
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"I really want to know if bart still runs Uber at a loss, seeing as how he has the Uberboard and Google Ads..."
That depends on what you mean by "loss".
The server and bandwidth costs me $178 / month and there was a $524 setup fee. I started paying for the server in 11/04 and had been leeching bandwidth from a friend's employer before then. I paid maybe $250 to file for (and receive) a trademark on the name "Ubersite". I've had domain renewal fees of $10 / month for a few years, so all in all the total financial cost there is about $3,500.
For the last year and a half the uberboard has been up, it's made about $1,100. In the two months the Google ads have been on Ubersite, they've made about $400.
So, operationally, if the rates stay about the same, I would be bringing in about $250 / month while giving out $178 / month.
The problem is that my time is not free. First, I wrote all the code and layout and text to make the site function. As it's grown, I've had to spend a lot more time - several hours a week - doing various administrative things. I spend time finding things for Bored at Work which is the only dedicated source of promotion for Ubersite.
While a $72 / month operational surplus is better than a loss, I wouldn't take a job working 40+ hours a month for less than $2 / hour.
My other problem is that I think I'm a little too idealistic for the business world. If I wasn't, I'm certain I could go get a bunch of investment money from some VC firm, hire a whole bunch of employees, spend all the money building pointless new features and business partnerships that suck, and then when the well ran dry, sell the whole thing to Yahoo! or Google for $40 million, lay off all the employees, then head for the Caymen Islands while the shell I left behind gets sued for patent infringement.
Instead, I'm enjoying my time here with you.
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Oh my god, I never understood how you made $ doing this, and you don't make any, really. you're a web hero. {Thank you!}
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:38:37 EST (#)
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I love lamp & Bart.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-26 01:32:16 EST (#)
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"I really want to know if bart still runs Uber at a loss, seeing as how he has the Uberboard and Google Ads..."
That depends on what you mean by "loss".
The server and bandwidth costs me $178 / month and there was a $524 setup fee. I started paying for the server in 11/04 and had been leeching bandwidth from a friend's employer before then. I paid maybe $250 to file for (and receive) a trademark on the name "Ubersite". I've had domain renewal fees of $10 / month for a few years, so all in all the total financial cost there is about $3,500.
For the last year and a half the uberboard has been up, it's made about $1,100. In the two months the Google ads have been on Ubersite, they've made about $400.
So, operationally, if the rates stay about the same, I would be bringing in about $250 / month while giving out $178 / month.
The problem is that my time is not free. First, I wrote all the code and layout and text to make the site function. As it's grown, I've had to spend a lot more time - several hours a week - doing various administrative things. I spend time finding things for Bored at Work which is the only dedicated source of promotion for Ubersite.
While a $72 / month operational surplus is better than a loss, I wouldn't take a job working 40+ hours a month for less than $2 / hour.
My other problem is that I think I'm a little too idealistic for the business world. If I wasn't, I'm certain I could go get a bunch of investment money from some VC firm, hire a whole bunch of employees, spend all the money building pointless new features and business partnerships that suck, and then when the well ran dry, sell the whole thing to Yahoo! or Google for $40 million, lay off all the employees, then head for the Caymen Islands while the shell I left behind gets sued for patent infringement.
Instead, I'm enjoying my time here with you.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-01-26 00:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Bart. He is like the Godfather. or something
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:12:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found out I'm going to be in Chicago for St. Patrick's Day this year for work. I'm trying to swing it so that I don't have to be back that night and can stay in Chicago for the festivities.
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You will be swimming with the fishies...in a green-colored river.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, Bart... you know you either A. flat out lied or B. avoided all questions. You pansy. I hate you.
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrigley > Cellular Field. There is no question about that.
Now, if you are into crack cocaine, shooting up meth, or bum-rushing an umpire.... go to a Sox game.
In all seriousness, Wrigley is much better for visitors. The only people who would prefer the Sox are Sox fans. Wrigley oozes with history.... But you'll pay more to go to a Cubs game than a Sox one. I am planning to wait in line to get tickets to some games this year.
Anyone else planning on getting a wristband to try for cubs tix?
Count me in with a Chi-town get together. I can take the Metra. Word, yo.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-25 23:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found out I'm going to be in Chicago for St. Patrick's Day this year for work. I'm trying to swing it so that I don't have to be back that night and can stay in Chicago for the festivities.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2006-01-25 21:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I've had that teeth dream too...it's probably got somthing to do with lack of sex, either that or wanting to climb a tree and eat a squirrel."
yey, squirrel-eating
and freud...freud was a bad mutha-fucka...at least in his head, so don't listen to him
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:34:22 EST (#)
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I'll buy the first round.
If bartbart comes I'll buy the first two.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-25 18:20:43 EST (#)
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MyTee, start remembering your favorite bars...
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Yeah, like that'll be a problem. I pay rent at most of them.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:35:58 EST (#)
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I really want to know if bart still runs Uber at a loss, seeing as how he has the Uberboard and Google Ads...
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:45:38 EST (#)
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linkwhorage alert!
but it applies, I promise! it exposes Bart Bart for what he truly is!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67088
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-25 14:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
redskieslookfake, good call on the Simpson's reference. Bart is a big fan, so now I can get it.
I don't remember that episode and now I've kind of moved on to the Family Guy anyway. And I still don't know most of their bits either!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-25 13:11:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:46:43 EST (#)
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hehe cool
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-01-25 11:39:32 EST (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:38:18 EST (#)
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I thought you were done doing these? Nevertheless, good interview.
Bart reminds me of John Galt, in some ways.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-25 10:21:36 EST (#)
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Bartastic!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:34:12 EST (#)
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I always expect to run across Bart when I'm in Chicago. Stupid in a city of millions....
If I ever do I'm going to ask him in my loudest voice if he's licked any bum ass recently.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There should be a certain hand wave or head nod to identify other Ubers in public.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-25 09:00:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-25 03:20:59 (#)
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{I'm not allowed to review his posts, but he never said I couldn't link to them: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63525
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ReeeeallY? WOW. Cool. Didn't know this. Now i do.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:55:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:28:49 (#)
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despite being true neutral, i believe bard could gather up an army of uber users to do his bidding. uber is a ccult-religion unto itself. i wonder if he'd consider a pratice run... just post some random address, say the guy there stole his car. the place would be burned down in less than 5 hours- i'd bet on it.
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Well he's got Habeeb which is kind of like a cross between what you've said there and one of them helper monkeys.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-25 08:48:38 EST (#)
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Nicely done
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-25 07:28:49 EST (#)
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despite being true neutral, i believe bard could gather up an army of uber users to do his bidding. uber is a ccult-religion unto itself. i wonder if he'd consider a pratice run... just post some random address, say the guy there stole his car. the place would be burned down in less than 5 hours- i'd bet on it.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-25 06:42:10 EST (#)
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this is the only TMI i'm rating
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-25 03:20:59 EST (#)
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So, that's who started all this. Bart's way cute. {I still don't get why you guys call him BartBart, but all will be revealed in time} He reminds me of my boyfriend, who's one of y'all and showed me Ubersite~~~~~ if he'd taken the left road instead of the right, like Bart. Guess I'm a sucker for left road guys.
{I'm not allowed to review his posts, but he never said I couldn't link to them: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63525
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2006-01-25 02:56:49 EST (#)
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Questions could have been better, but interesting nonetheless.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-01-25 00:05:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:33:50 EST (#)
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Tee-hee, Bart-bart uses a Mac.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:16:26 EST (#)
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I read it.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:16:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-01-24 22:06:51 EST (#)
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Word. I wanna do one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-24 21:01:21 EST (#)
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You cannot retire yet, TL until the grand finale has been posted.
Fuck the naysayers.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:47:26 EST (#)
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Bart is teh cool.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:44:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:19 (#)
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hadley, you just enjoy pissing everyone off, dont you?
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Someone has it figured out. Thank you, whoever the fuck you are, for having enough sense to realize that I'm willing to take a position which is directly contrary to that which is held by the people whose buttons I know how to push.
Did I say that right? Fuck it, I don't care. You should be able to figure out with I mean.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-24 20:03:02 EST (#)
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bart in 2006-
>To the whacko conspiracy theory guy who wants me to use the site to spread the "truth" about 9/11, I still haven't finished my essay on how the truth about JFK or how Elvis is living with the aliens that keep stealing my mail.
same chap in 2002-
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-08-20 15:02:17 (#)
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I think one would have to be very naive to think that the US government had no involvement with the events of 9/11. Even before the fires were out, Congress was dishing out $15 billion to the airline industry courtesy of the taxpayers. Ashcroft was grabbing more power for his KGB squads, claiming that the ability to violate civil liberties would have prevented 9/11.
A war was started on the premise that a guilty party had been found, and it just so happens that that guilty party was the same group that refused to let the Americans build a pipeline through their country. No evidence was ever presented to the public because it would "harm the investigation", but fortunately government can always be trusted to do the right thing.
George Bush was never elected. Ashcroft lost his senatorial bid to a DEAD man and was then appointed Attorney General. They're all criminals in the purest sense of the word undeserving of any of the riches passed on by their parents. They are liars by definition. Why on earth should I believe one word that any of them speak? Because Bush doesn't do coke anymore, that makes him a good guy?
All you Brits reading this, I hope you're ready to come help us out over here when the next American Revolution begins.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:37:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, bart, according to Freud (I think), a dream of teeth falling out is indicative of a subconscious desire to change something in your life... that's a fairly well known one.
As for being chased through the department store, just because the cheese samples are free doesn't mean you can snatch the tray and dump them all in your underwear.
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freud doesnt use the word subconscious. it's unconscious.
i learned something in class today.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All this talk about being erect is making me well...
Flacid.
Sorry.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:51:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we stop with the Bart-Bart, people?
I keep picturing Bart as a three year old and it makes me erect. Not ideal at work.
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Yes, PLEASE!
Because thinking about AJ erect makes me erect, also.
What??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
the picture is great...and the interview was interesting. i was getting tired of these but now i am interested once again.
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Thanks Mick. I can tell you though, for now, this is it. I won't be doing anymore for a looong while. If ever.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was thinking Wrigley for the history, but Sox is still good.
And it wouldn't HAVE to be the weekend of the 4th, either, it was just an idea. BUt baseball in Chicago? Kick ass, I'd think, no matter how you slice it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 19:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
What about maybe the 4th of July?
We could all spring $100 or so for a bleacher ticket at Wrigley, I'm pretty sure they'll be home.
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I could potentially do the weekend of the Fourth, since it's a Tuesday I'd get a four day weekend ending on the 4th, no better way to spend that than drunk with strangers. I might even bring my wife and let you bunch of dirties ogle her. Not fondle, ogle.
My mother in law has an empty three bedroom in Hyde Park that is potentially usable, barring her renting it out between now and then.
I'm with aj on the Sox over the Cubs though, unless they're playing St. Louis. I'll cheer the Cards in Chicago every opportunity I get.
MyTee, start remembering your favorite bars...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the picture is great...and the interview was interesting. i was getting tired of these but now i am interested once again.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder how it feels to know that there are at LEAST 25,000 strangers in the world who know what your name is, what you look like, and where you live?
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good question
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the answer to "what inspires you most in life?"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you people are going to Chicago and going to a baseball game, make it the World Series champion White Sox and I might consider attending.
Tickets are easier to get on the south side anyway.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What about maybe the 4th of July?
We could all spring $100 or so for a bleacher ticket at Wrigley, I'm pretty sure they'll be home.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:04:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
UberChicago is worth it.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:55:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I could be there in June.
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When we get closer (say April) I'll start planning something for June. If you live in Chicago and want to help me out, or if you would just be interested in attending, drop me an e-mail. My_tee_one.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:02:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:37:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
An ass that don't quit? I've heard of legs that don't quit...(very long ones) but I don't know about an ass that don't quit...of course the GROUND will kind of limit the ass not quitting. I'd suggest Bart use the simple term "great ass" next time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I second the motion.
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Homer says it to Marge in a drunken post card. Does nobody watch the Simpsons?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-24 18:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:37:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
An ass that don't quit? I've heard of legs that don't quit...(very long ones) but I don't know about an ass that don't quit...of course the GROUND will kind of limit the ass not quitting. I'd suggest Bart use the simple term "great ass" next time.
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I second the motion..
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
hadley, you just enjoy pissing everyone off, dont you?
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I would say that about sums him up. Now I for one think it would've been a real treat for him to say some of things he says about me here, to my face. But alas, he is a wimp in the real.
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"man parts" made me giggle insanely. I have no idea why.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 17:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadley, you just enjoy pissing everyone off, dont you?
not that i care. i really dont.....it's just very amusing to me how much of a malcontent you are.
who cares what jgreening does with his life? so he likes meeting people from the internet...repeatedly. so what? let the guy be. he's a big boy, it's his life, and he'll fuck it up however he pleases. if he wants to spend his vacations with his "friends" from ubersite, i say let him do it. it's his choice.
now stop fighting.
please.
fighting makes me sad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH yes, heart attack.
*gack*
Op, it stopped.
*pound chest*
Gaaaahhh Much better.
It's pretty damned simple, Hadley.
You do not like me.
Fine, whatever.
I could give a squirt about you, too.
But why does the fact that I change my schedule to make it more fun irk you?
Are you pissy that you don't travel?
Maybe you're mad because other people enjoy the company of other people they haven't met, while you prefer to sit and stew in your little batch of friends and no one else?
Seriously, I'd love to know why my actions irk you so much.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a prime example of how you shouldn't take the intarweb too seriously. Jiggles is going to have a heart attack over words burned into his screen.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HADLEY YOU FUCKING COCK SMOKER...
I'm not "basing my life on UberCons"
I, for the first time in a loooooooong time, have enough disposable income to make about 4 trips a year.
Vegas is a yearly trip for me. Timing makes it a Con.
I've never been to Chicago. I was thinking about going in the spring of 07, but why not go and see people I know at the same time? So instead of Boston in June/July like I was planning, I'll hit Chicago, and do Boston in October or something.
Would you be pissed if when I went to Boston, I met up with Timmy and Munkey and Jared? Or should I avoid them like the plague as to not "base my life on UberCons"
OH SHIT, what about my trip to Minneapolis in December for Christmas? Hooooooboy I hope no one on Uber is from the Twin Cities, because GULLDURNIT Hadley gets pissy about UberCons!
Listen you god damn rectal discharge coated wet-wipe, if you don't like the idea of me going places, and adjusting my schedule OF going places to add a little extra fun to a trip, then go off yourself in whatever holier-than-thou way you wish.
I'll even write your obit. "Hadley, who wished that no one had any fun because it annoyed him, is now dead, and to the chagrin of the world, people are having more fun because of it, dancing on his shallow, urine soaked grave."
Cock-smoker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Playing the role of "bart" in this TMI:
You guessed it...SHLONGY!!!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think that is the longest reply I have seen bart make.
You selfish whore.
KIDDING! Don't ban me. I fear you.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you thought this was boring, I'm not sure what you were expecting. I suppose I could have fabricated the answers to be more exciting, but I opted for the honest route.
As for diplomatic or politican speak, really? I mean, really? Do you know a lot of politicians who use the phrase "cult" or "transvestite prostitute" or say that they don't believe in religion and government?
To the whacko conspiracy theory guy who wants me to use the site to spread the "truth" about 9/11, I still haven't finished my essay on how the truth about JFK or how Elvis is living with the aliens that keep stealing my mail.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, Greening....stop working your life around Ubercon plans, you sorry sack of shit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 16:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
UberChicago is worth it.
Never been there, flight from Denver is pretty cheap, since both towns are hubs for United, we can meet this chica of BartBarts and scare her away so he has more time for the cult... SITE...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could be there in June.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-24 15:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have to +2 this...teh Bartbart is watching
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL HAIL BART!
HE WILL LEAD US TO FREEDOM!
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for our glorious leader!
But we're not a cult, I swear...
And I didn't know about your Dad, man. I'd try to find some way of expressing sympathy while still being a bit humorous, but I'd probably fuck it up, but you get the idea.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very diplomatic answers.
Interesting to hear the thoughts of our esteemed leader.
-Dave
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you mean this isn't a cult?
What am i wasting my time with all you weirdos for?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want you to look up Mr. Rice and do THAT for a final TMI. FIND ERIC RICE NOW!
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Would be a much more fitting ending in my eyes, Soapy.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-24 14:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart - sorry to hear about your Dad. If our paths ever cross the first round is on me.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:43:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see an Ubercon in Chicago, it'd be one I could actually make.
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I'll do it. Some others on my last post said they were up for it as well. MyTee offered his floor to people...
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Damn straight. I was thinking June - Chicago is cold until then.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we stop with the Bart-Bart, people?
I keep picturing Bart as a three year old and it makes me erect. Not ideal at work.
What???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see an Ubercon in Chicago, it'd be one I could actually make.
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I'll do it. Some others on my last post said they were up for it as well. MyTee offered his floor to people...
Summer or fall works out best for me. Hell, if I swing it right I could potentially get my association to cover some of my "business" expenses while there.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"bart-bart"
I hate that fucking phrase.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was about to say it's time to retire this stupid series, then stabkill piped up and I have to second this motion:
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want you to look up Mr. Rice and do THAT for a final TMI. FIND ERIC RICE NOW!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still want you to look up Mr. Rice and do THAT for a final TMI. FIND ERIC RICE NOW!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see an Ubercon in Chicago, it'd be one I could actually make.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob...I'm ready for this series to be over. I've just been waiting on BartBarts answers for awhile now. He tends to be a little bit of a slacker. So no worries, it's done and I'm happy about that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Once people start attacking an author because they are bored with a series means that it's either time to retire the series or radically modify it. Look at BuckeyesTheGame's Fun with Eamil series - it was brilliant and hilarious, but after 8 or 9 editions people did the same thing and started giving him a hard time over it. Same thing happened to SideBurns. Don't let it get you down, TL.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:37:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
An ass that don't quit? I've heard of legs that don't quit...(very long ones) but I don't know about an ass that don't quit...of course the GROUND will kind of limit the ass not quitting. I'd suggest Bart use the simple term "great ass" next time.
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Maybe it's motorized so it does all the work while he just stands there, hands on his hips, one foot up on a stool a la Captain Morgan.
Of course, "that don't quit" would imply that he uses Energizer batteries. GAH!!! PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!! ADS!!!! SAVE THE UBER!!!!
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-24 13:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart:
you CLAIM that you want to help people to see that "the system is bullshit" or however you put it, yet you fail to use this site and its captive audience to expose the fact that 9/11 was an inside job, and I know you know, and you know I know you know. I'm not expecting a response because you never give one when I broach this topic, what I'm doing is telling you that you're a coward. You're an alright fellow I suppose, but you're a putrid coward aswell. Cheerio.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:01:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
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What? I'm pretty sure he's making a satiric remark regarding the fact that TigerLilly and her posse of estrogen loses their proverbial shit whenever someone makes a comment outside the normal "happy cheery I don't want to hurt your feelings we are all special" realm that is poisoning this website. I understand people are free to do and rate how they choose, but I for one feel that +2'ing people for no particular reason other than "hey, I talk to him on AIM occasionally or talk to him on the phone, he/she's cool" is getting old, so personally i'm going to make a change and stop doing that becuase I want people to let go of this thing they have for ratings, and write what they really want to write, because they know that they are going to get sweet and sour no matter what.
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YES!
The insults are just a nice garnish.
B@W TIGER, U MA BITCHZ!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would have gotten a +3 if you included your address, you sexy, sexy man. My condolences on your dad's passing, though.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I couldn't agree with you more GLALL. But if you go and call me a cunt. Or an ugly bitch. Or make fun of my leg. Or tell me to STFU for no reason other than to be a dick. Whether you're a girl, guy I'm going to question you and say something. And so, would just about everyone else here. But when Tiger does that, she's crying or weeping. As far as the whole 'internet posse' thing goes, well that is the gayest thing since Queer Eye ... It's just dumb. I rate as I see fit and so should everyone else. The name calling though is very fourth grade high school playground.
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Very true, and if it's ignored and not responded to, then you are taking away from them what they want in the first place, which is a response. I wouldn't even acknowledge those comments, Tiger, you're better than that I would hope.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"happy cheery I don't want to hurt your feelings we are all special" realm that is poisoning this website. I understand people are free to do and rate how they choose, but I for one feel that +2'ing people for no particular reason other than "hey, I talk to him on AIM occasionally or talk to him on the phone, he/she's cool"
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I personally liked this series. I have no problem +2'ing posts that have the same theme if I find them interesting. I'm not gonna drop -2's on Tiger because I thought so and so's answer was lame. THAT is what is poisoning the website. If you get sick of reading series of posts, then you have the option not to click.
There are plenty of other posts revolving around the theme of "OH MI GAWD MI 1STIST POST DON'T -2NAMI MI OR U WONT B DA ROXXORZ!!!! LOL!!! ELEVENTY!!!
But opinions as we all know...blahblahblah
I'm just of the mindset that if I don't like it I just click back. I'll let someone else take the retalitory -2's from n00bs.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An ass that don't quit? I've heard of legs that don't quit...(very long ones) but I don't know about an ass that don't quit...of course the GROUND will kind of limit the ass not quitting. I'd suggest Bart use the simple term "great ass" next time.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart who?
Actually, Bart and I used to be tight.
By "used to" I mean "never", and by "tight" I mean "we've never met".
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
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What? I'm pretty sure he's making a satiric remark regarding the fact that TigerLilly and her posse of estrogen loses their proverbial shit whenever someone makes a comment outside the normal "happy cheery I don't want to hurt your feelings we are all special" realm that is poisoning this website. I understand people are free to do and rate how they choose, but I for one feel that +2'ing people for no particular reason other than "hey, I talk to him on AIM occasionally or talk to him on the phone, he/she's cool" is getting old, so personally i'm going to make a change and stop doing that becuase I want people to let go of this thing they have for ratings, and write what they really want to write, because they know that they are going to get sweet and sour no matter what.
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And I couldn't agree with you more GLALL. But if you go and call me a cunt. Or an ugly bitch. Or make fun of my leg. Or tell me to STFU for no reason other than to be a dick. Whether you're a girl, guy I'm going to question you and say something. And so, would just about everyone else here. But when Tiger does that, she's crying or weeping. As far as the whole 'internet posse' thing goes, well that is the gayest thing since Queer Eye ... It's just dumb. I rate as I see fit and so should everyone else. The name calling though is very fourth grade high school playground.
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I CAN'T STAND THE FIGHTING ANYMORE!!!
Look it is the nature of Uber to say things like "Ram it up your ass and die you stupid slore" to people for no reason! You don't take offense to anything being said. On one post I can inform you that your heritage as a homo sapien is questionable as your grandfather fucked a monkey. Then on your next post I'll tell you you're brilliant. It's all about the post, not about the poster. If they use specialized insults directed at people (like TL's leg or Caul's encounter with a large black man named Rusty who just got out of prison)that is just telling you they pay attention.
And there are posse's. TL you do have a posse. Method has a posse (though it may just be Method, Method, and Method in it). I know you have a posse because I do NOT have a posse.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good interview, some of the answers were a bit diplomatic but it held my interest.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the one who said Uber posse. It was just a joke off of what GLALL reviewed, not a commentary on you or your habits or friendships here.
I have no Uber posse, just a hermaphrodite poet, a cupcake loving female rapist and a redhead from Pa. among a few others...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
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What? I'm pretty sure he's making a satiric remark regarding the fact that TigerLilly and her posse of estrogen loses their proverbial shit whenever someone makes a comment outside the normal "happy cheery I don't want to hurt your feelings we are all special" realm that is poisoning this website. I understand people are free to do and rate how they choose, but I for one feel that +2'ing people for no particular reason other than "hey, I talk to him on AIM occasionally or talk to him on the phone, he/she's cool" is getting old, so personally i'm going to make a change and stop doing that becuase I want people to let go of this thing they have for ratings, and write what they really want to write, because they know that they are going to get sweet and sour no matter what.
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And I couldn't agree with you more GLALL. But if you go and call me a cunt. Or an ugly bitch. Or make fun of my leg. Or tell me to STFU for no reason other than to be a dick. Whether you're a girl, guy I'm going to question you and say something. And so, would just about everyone else here. But when Tiger does that, she's crying or weeping. As far as the whole 'internet posse' thing goes, well that is the gayest thing since Queer Eye ... It's just dumb. I rate as I see fit and so should everyone else. The name calling though is very fourth grade high school playground.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm still annoyed that i never got an interview.
i had so many useless things that no one woudl care about to say.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:01:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
What? I'm pretty sure he's making a satiric remark regarding the fact that TigerLilly and her posse of estrogen loses their proverbial shit whenever someone makes a comment outside the normal "happy cheery I don't want to hurt your feelings we are all special" realm that is poisoning this website. I understand people are free to do and rate how they choose, but I for one feel that +2'ing people for no particular reason other than "hey, I talk to him on AIM occasionally or talk to him on the phone, he/she's cool" is getting old, so personally i'm going to make a change and stop doing that becuase I want people to let go of this thing they have for ratings, and write what they really want to write, because they know that they are going to get sweet and sour no matter what.
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Well then, you ceratinly can't be part of my Uber posse if thats how you want to be.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and B@W.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-24 12:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:40:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
It is an obligation to +2 to this post or else it will mean that I'm an miserable asshole.
+2! YOU ARE THE BEST TL!
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Be nice Caul, it isn't TL fault that Bart interview made you yawn.
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What? I'm pretty sure he's making a satiric remark regarding the fact that TigerLilly and her posse of estrogen loses their proverbial shit whenever someone makes a comment outside the normal "happy cheery I don't want to hurt your feelings we are all special" realm that is poisoning this website. I understand people are free to do and rate how they choose, but I for one feel that +2'ing people for no particular reason other than "hey, I talk to him on AIM occasionally or talk to him on the phone, he/she's cool" is getting old, so personally i'm going to make a change and stop doing that becuase I want people to let go of this thing they have for ratings, and write what they really want to write, because they know that they are going to get sweet and sour no matter what.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:58:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger - I am very fond of you and your work. You bring something different to Uber and that is cool.
redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk
Always be a pleasure to swap an email with you.
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+2 for you, TL, for putting up with guys hitting on you all the time...
BTW - saint_sebastian.at.hotmale.com
Give me a ring sometime.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:10:51 (#)
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Never heard of him.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:40:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:03 (#)
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It is an obligation to +2 to this post or else it will mean that I'm an miserable asshole.
+2! YOU ARE THE BEST TL!
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Be nice Caul, it isn't TL fault that Bart interview made you yawn.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:19:53 (#)
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GO fuck yourself Caul. And eat shit while you're at it.
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:23:06 EST (#)
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Tim: Bart, as a relatively normal, sane person with your head on relatively straight, why do you think your website has attracted what seems to be a whelming abundance of mentally unstable users? As a followup, partly to test your omniscience, what percentage of the people on this website would you say are in fact fucked up?
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:20:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:12:12 (#)
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DO ME! DO ME! YEAH UBER!!!!
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I would. E-mail me.
patscheerlder.at.aol.com
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:20:01 EST (#)
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Y HELO THAR SHITLOADS OF HITS!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GO fuck yourself Caul. And eat shit while you're at it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is an obligation to +2 to this post or else it will mean that I'm an miserable asshole.
+2! YOU ARE THE BEST TL!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:15:53 EST (#)
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I've had that teeth dream too...it's probably got somthing to do with lack of sex, either that or wanting to climb a tree and eat a squirrel.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:12:12 EST (#)
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DO ME! DO ME! YEAH UBER!!!!
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-01-24 11:00:12 EST (#)
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nice to meet you
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:59:39 EST (#)
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A Typical Freudian Dream Interpretation
Help! My Teeth are Falling Out!
The meaning of teeth falling out in dreams (Freud referred to it as: "dreams due to dental stimulus"), though it is a common dream theme across the cultures, has remained a mystery for a long time. Freud discovered that it surely must be an important dream symbol, because an interpretation always stumbled on great resistance in his patients.
According to Freud, because of "an overwhelming mass of evidence", men dreaming of teeth falling out is caused by nothing other than the masturbatory desires of puberty. He explains: "But here I may draw attention to the frequent `displacement from below to above' which is at the service of sexual repression, and by means of which all kinds of sensations and intentions occurring in hysteria, which ought to be localised in the genitals, may at all events be realised in other, unobjectionable parts of the body. Only one feature - the teeth - is beyond all possibility of being compared in this way; but it is just this coincidence of agreement and disagreement which makes the teeth suitable for purposes of representation under the pressure of sexual repression."
Freud also connotates the wordplay and the 'Witz' element of teeth. In Austria there is an expression for the act of masturbation, namely: To pull one out, or To pull one off. There are expressions more or less similar in other languages. Dreams of pulling teeth, and of teeth falling out, are interpreted in popular belief to mean the death of a connection. Psychoanalysis can admit of such a meaning only at the most as a joking allusion to the sense already indicated.
In a sense, we think that Freud left out an important childhood phenomenon, namely: the shedding of teeth. Don't we all vividly remember a tooth losening in our mouths and the strangeness of that experience? And, as is nowadays recognised, that a baby and a young child regards his body, body parts, for instance his stools, as his possesion. Losing these possesions (the stools taken away by mother who says that they are 'dirty') can be a traumatic experience. An experience that perhaps is still haunting us in our dreams.
We also want to stress the relation between teeth, the mouth, and talking. We need our teeth to bite our tongue. And, showing one's teeth can be a form of agression and danger (not so different from laughing, but that is another theory!). In addition, dreaming of losing our teeth may be symbolic for losing our agression, and the powerlessnes we experience in our lives.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:58:38 EST (#)
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Tiger - I am very fond of you and your work. You bring something different to Uber and that is cool.
redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk
Always be a pleasure to swap an email with you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:54:04 EST (#)
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These answers are pretty safe - come on Bart, offend us! What about the time you said you wanted to smack me in the head with your huge dick because I'm annoying? That didn't even rate a mention in the "who would you want to donkey-punch" category.
Whatever, you're still a superstar. It would be an honor to get smacked in the head by your dick.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:43:36 EST (#)
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I wonder how it feels to know that there are at LEAST 25,000 strangers in the world who know what your name is, what you look like, and where you live?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart and I used to be cool, but he's been ignoring me lately. By lately, I mean over the past six months or so.
Don't know where I went wrong. **sniff**
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:40:20 EST (#)
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Wow. The man who created Ubersite is normal? I'll be damned!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:38:19 EST (#)
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Bart's a legend!
Didn't see that one coming, did you?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:35:03 EST (#)
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The best dreams are when you're on anti-malaria muti. Lariam in paricular.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:34:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:33:44 EST (#)
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nothing shocking, nothing terribly touching
no answers to the daring questions
pretty much just meh
but folks will continue to rate it highly because its bart.
Rock on Uber!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:25:52 (#)
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Bart seems like a pretty cool person. Even if he *does* work for SATAN.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:27:53 EST (#)
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Actually, let me rephrase that. Bart *is* a pretty cool person. He even (usually) replies to my occasional retarded questions or blitherings. That's dedication.
He still works for SATAN. Or at least one of Satan's minions.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:25:52 EST (#)
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Bart seems like a pretty cool person. Even if he *does* work for SATAN.
Submitted by seasofseems (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:24:38 EST (#)
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Good to know the site was created by someone who seems to have his head on straight. The more places like this that are around, the more we'll all learn about our world and the people in it, I think.
In most of my dreams, I'm being chased. Always through some kind of dilapidated place. All dark and run down. Usually very confusing and labyrinth-like.
I've had one dream about my teeth falling out in my life. That was extremely disturbing to me for some reason. It was a very primordial thing. For me, it reminded me not to take my life or this body for granted, and reminded me to take care of my teeth so they don't fall out. I'm pretty sure that's been an important thing since the dawn of mankind.
I have only had ONE dream in which I remember flying. Even then I was being chased by something before I decided to take flight. I interpreted that dream as trying to rise above, gain ambition, create a life plan, learn something new...etc.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:15:51 EST (#)
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Rock on.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:15:03 EST (#)
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Bart is a goddamn fag.
Bart, if you're reading this: Go suck a dick, you homo!
Oh but I kid, I kid.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:12:31 EST (#)
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Way to go bartbart.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:12:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:06:06 (#)
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As tired as I am of T.M.I. and as glad as I was that it was "finished" with the last one, this one was actually worth it.
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I've been waiting on Barts answers now for awhile noe. But we have to give the man a break, what with running the world and everything.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once saw Bart sleeping, shirtless, in a chair, in Michigan.
It was the greatest moment of my life.
I went home and masturbated for hours and hours.
Bart and his sweaty man-titties, sleeping in a chair.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I have forever with me the image of the great one, sleeping in a chair, man-titties aflutter in the breeze.
Thank you, O Wise One, for your guidance in a cold, cruel, harsh world.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never heard of him.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i am so disappointed
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:07:32 EST (#)
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nice brady bunch take on the pic. he unban method yet?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As tired as I am of T.M.I. and as glad as I was that it was "finished" with the last one, this one was actually worth it.
Very funny trying to downplay the cult part of all this Oh Magnificent One, now, what is your bidding my master?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart seems like a normal human. How odd.
Can't give anything but a +2 to the father of this monster.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:01:43 EST (#)
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Bart makes the perfect end to this series.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-24 10:00:22 EST (#)
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Good read.
Good contrast to the 'youngins' that have been interviewed lately.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:58:56 EST (#)
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Bart lets me be rude to Canadians all day long. And I get to read some really good writing. What more can you ask.
You answer like a politician though Bart.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:56:05 EST (#)
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I only spent a short while with Bart in Vegas, but I can say he is probably one of the most down to earth, coolest guys I've ever met.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-24 09:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go bart bart
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